My buddy Brad was good enough to forward a great post from alt.humor.best-of-usenet on how programming is like sex. Read on for more...
"Rick C"wrote in message news: ... > "Khorne" wrote > > Tragicznego dnia Sat, 19 Oct 2002 06:06:57 GMT, someone4you@wowmail.com > > rozwarł[a] paszczę i wykadził[a]: > > > We, programmers are not interested in sex, don't you know? > > Bite your tongue! Actually I always thought that programming was quite similar to sex. The first time you do it you have no idea what you're doing. It seems like men think about it more than women. Doing it in a large group makes things far too complicated, since no person will know exactly where their part is supposed to fit, though some people claim that it'll give you better results. Doing it by yourself is what most students end up doing. It will take a lifetime to master it. There's no one right way to do it, but a number of wrong ways. People who have never tried it think that those of us who practice it daily are deviants. It's fun. It takes a lot of energy. It can keep you up late at night. It can make you miss classes. Do it too long and you'll go blind. Finally, once you get it on your mind, it's hard to concentrate on anything else.
i have been programing for ages you get used to it and when you block a persons pc you feel good and its like sex yes you get a good feeling over looking your wonderfull creation
Fellow programmers, men and women , i belong to the same brotherhood of programmers, well , at least i want to , since i am majoring in it.
I see you are quite smart in what you are doing, any helpful hints on some additional books or WAYS how to learn programming better? I have been failing in my exams since history , but i love it men. I think the only dumb question is the one that is not asked.
Thanx for your time.....
john
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