Another phenomenon I was completely unaware of until just now.... Angry german kid. See also the Angry German Kid vs. Numa Numa Kid mashup. Fred, or anyone who knows german, any translation as to what the guy is ranting about?
Using my personal bablefish as a guide, I believe he is saying:
"I am going to kill you bitch. Whose shooting me. Arct-f*ck-what? Die Arcterex die. No not the Shock rifle... no please no...
*SCREAM*
I am going to kill you Arcterslut.
*SCREAM*
Where is Arcterex. I am going to melt his shit. Die die die"
Or something like that.
There's a subtitled/translated version there too.
Here's a version with real English subs:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1076713759276842524
That kid is very hard to understand, but using the subtitles it appears to be correct.
I am German and tried to translate that. Only, it's quite long, and some things are really unintelligible and others would be... inappropriate.
So I'll give you some of the best things:
Beginning:
Ich will spielen! -
I want to play!
starte ... das ... Spiel
start... the... game (obviously to the computer)
0:55
Was ist das denn? Oh mein Gott, was ist geschehen?
What is this? Oh my god, what happened?
(1:30)
Es laed, es laed. Ich will nicht, dass es laed.
wenn es laed, dann ... muss man immer so lange warten.
Ich will nicht warten, ich will jetzt Unreal Tournament spielen!
It's loading, it's loading. I don't want it to load! When it's loading then... one has to wait such a long time. I don't want to wait, I want to play Unreal Tournament NOW!
(3:00)
Der Escapeknopf fehlt, der Escapeknopf.
Wo ist er? Wo ist der Escapeknopf?
The escape key is missing, the escape key.
Where is it? Where is the escape key?
(3:45)
Friss das, Du Hurensohn!
Ich werd' Dich fertigmachen, ich werd dich fertigmachen.
ich werd Dich einfach... Ich werd Dich einfach abknallen!
Eat this, son of a b***h!
I will put you down, I will put you down.
I will just... I will just shoot you down.
(4:00)
Oh, der Hurensohn schiesst auf mich.
der Hurensohn schiesst auf mich.
Oh, the son of a b***h is shooting at me.
this son of a b***h is shooting at me.
After this, even I cannot understand a single word anymore, I guess someone succeeded in shooting him down :)
Oh, one more thing:
(3:05 or something)
Ich brauche keine Hilfe und Support
Ich brauche keine Hilfe
Ich brauche keine Hilfe
I don't need help and support,
I don't need help,
I don't need help
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Well, I tend to disagree with this little kid there.
Holger