Couple of amusing jokes that have passed through my way in the last little while, and figured I'd share 'em with ya'll. Click on the read more....
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and
hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the
scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his
precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he
whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted
the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh my God," replied the
lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once
was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I noticed Bill
Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important
client that was also flying to Seattle with me, but she was running a bit
Being the fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced
myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important
business, and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello
Chris" at me while I was with my client. He agreed.
Ten minutes later when I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my
shoulder.It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.
He said "Hey Chris, what's happening?" I replied, "Beat it Gates! I'm in a
Posted by Arcterex at July 23, 2002 09:11 PM