Jokes

Couple of amusing jokes that have passed through my way in the last little while, and figured I'd share 'em with ya'll. Click on the read more....

Joke #1 (via LIMOS)

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh my God," replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"

Joke #2 (via Shawn)

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client that was also flying to Seattle with me, but she was running a bit late.

Being the fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business, and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Chris" at me while I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later when I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder.It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.

He said "Hey Chris, what's happening?" I replied, "Beat it Gates! I'm in a meeting!"

Posted by Arcterex at July 23, 2002 09:11 PM