February 18, 2003
Portable Lie Detector

They may say that this portable lie detector has some legitimate uses (testing stress level before an interview, etc), but we all know what it's really for.... training yourself to hold out while being interrogatedviewed by The Man.

Spend 18-20 hours a day practicing saying things like "I only use them for educational purposes", "I don't know where that stack of DIVX :-) movies came from", "I was researching a book", or "Kevin who? I got that bumper sticker from some guy on the street" and you're sure to be able to withstand any interview that comes along.

Posted by Arcterex at February 18, 2003 10:16 AM