Dogs Changing a Light Bulb
Read more for an amusing joke that was forwarded to me titled: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Just One. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code.
You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Oh, Me, Me!!!! PLEEEEEEZE Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEEZE, Please, Please?!?
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and the furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb?
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
It isn't moving. Who cares?
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
I'll just blow in the Border Collies ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
* Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...
Posted by Arcterex at June 20, 2003 11:54 PM