Joke of the Day
This one is from a coworker of mine:
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
- It's an incentive to show up.
- It leads to more honest communications.
- It reduces complaints about low pay.
- Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
- It encourages car pooling.
- Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
- It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
- It makes fellow employees look better.
- It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
- Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
- Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
- Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
- It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
- Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
- Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
- Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
Posted by Arcterex at July 03, 2003 09:08 AM