From a site that claims to be about geeks (good), guitars (very good) and guinness (nirvana!) comes a great post on Why Men Should Not Take Messages ...
Found via the same blog (next post) comes this video which really has to be seen to be understood. Very safe for work, very amusing, and originally found by Scoble apparently. I don't see the post in reference, but hey, Scoble is a cool guy with a neat blog, even if he is a Microserf :)