I have to thank cruel.com for pointing me to darkpaganism's livejournal, it really lightened my mood at 45 minutes to going home time on a friday.
I was what many people would consider a magical prodigy. I was summoning demons to visible apparition before I was out of elementary school. It killed at least two before I managed to figure out how to bind it.Strangely enough, this magical guy spends most of his time updating his livejournal with "you are...." quizzes.