I found this beauty in the midst of a FARK.com comment thingy regarding the "released 6 months after it was discovered" microsoft IE patch. Read on for a great post by pomposity...
Somebody just might listen to this:
I hate you.
I hate you because you use Outlook Express.
I hate you because you open "those virus attachments" and make the internet suck just a little bit more for the rest of us.
I hate you because you think you're protected because of that "Norton thingie" in the system tray, even though it cannot catch new viruses.
I hate you for not using a firewall.
I hate you for using Internet Explorer and getting infected with spyware.
I hate you because right now your computer is being used to flood the internet with spam, because that virus gave control of your computer to a spammer.
I hate you because you don't care.
I hate you because you pirated that software that secretly contained a trojan.
I hate you because you don't password your computer. (NEWS FLASH: if you don't use a password, half of the hacker's work is already done.)
I hate you because you don't realize that as soon as somebody breaks in to your computer, you no longer own it.
I hate you because you farking purchased a Windows computer and didn't farking bother to secure it.
I hate you because anybody with sufficient time, money, and workers could take over your computers and cripple networks with flooding.
I hate you.
This has been brought to you by the "If you're not going to play any games buy an Apple because it's actually secure by default; and if you already own Windows turn your effing firewall on and get a Mozilla or Opera product instead of using Internet Explorer and Outlook Express (although you can use IE occaisionally if the site doesn't work) and then you should get Spybot Search & Destroy, install it, update it, and remove the spyware on your computer" coalition.