Probably a bit too political, but why not. Some thoughts on gay marriage, which seems to be getting a lot of debate lately for whatever reason. I think gay marriage is legal here in Canada now, or soon will be, though I'm not sure. I do remember some folks from south of here complaining that Canada was a haven for evil, with legalized pot and gay marriage and all that.
Anyway, for the above link I have to say that #8 is my favorite:
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.