December 14, 2004
Police Arrest 10 Year Old

Wow, this should be up for some sort of award... police arrest 10 year old for carrying scissors in her backpack. Wow. In other news, apparently in Philly scissors are banned in school as they are a potential weapon. Wow.

To quote George Carlin (badly), what about newspapers? You could beat someone to death with a newspaper, and what about big hands? Someone with big hands can strangle someone, better ban anyone with big hands!

Posted by Arcterex at December 14, 2004 11:44 AM