April 04, 2007
Star Wars Inbox

The Inbox Of Nardo Pace, The Empire's Worst Engineer:

I ask you this: Why is there a chasm in my room? Was it really necessary? What purpose does it serve? Nothing useful has ever come of it. In fact, sometimes when I awake in the middle of the night and stumble in the darkness while making my way to the Imperial Restroom, I mistakenly wobble along the shaft's edge. I also bump my knee on the Imperial Coffee Table, but that is another matter.

Very funny. Read now.

Posted by Arcterex at April 04, 2007 12:38 PM