The SoG's Commandments...
 
" Let all those who have turned thine eye upon the words of the Son of God be blest, and may your boxes never go down."
 

1.  Thou shalt not call the Son of God a twink.

2. Thou shalt not covet the Son of God's 'hot mama'

3.  Thou shalt not intrude on the Son of God's intimate relationship with the almighty Coke.

4.  Thou shalt not mock the Son of God.
4.a  Ammendment: Only the Son of God's 'hot mama' is allowed to mock the Son of God.
4.b Thou shalt not use <blink> tags.
4.c  Thou shalt not use more than one animated gif.

5.  Thou shalt honour the Son of God every Friday by offering a can of Coke in sacrement.

6.  Thou shalt not forsake the Son of God by using Outlook Express
6.b  HTML/Rich text shall be seen by the Son of God as an extreme act of Heresey, and will be punished by installation of WinTerms throughout the heretic's household, running all household appliances and heating.
6.c  Composers of emails in ALL CAPS shall be smote personally by the Son of God with a rather large, heavy stick.
6.d Pine rules eternal.
6.e (more basic information, this could be part of the Gospels...) The Son of God can, and will telnet directly into the POP Server to get his mail.

7.  Celibate Shmelibate.
7.a This is going to be a great Second Coming... and Third... and Fourth... and Fifth....

8.  1337 d00ds shall be shot, drawn and quartered, stomped on a few times in the Son of God's new Docs, hung out to dry, then taught the basics of English Grammar.

9. Free Kevin Mitnick!  (this should win back those who may have been shunned by commandment #8)

10.  The Son of God answers to no one.
10.a  Ammendment:  The Son of God answers to his 'hot mama'.

11.  There shall be no 12th commandment.

12. Oops.

13. Thou shalt have no other diety before me.
13.a  Iambe and Illiad may, if the Son of God is not available, be consulted for general worshipping & flattery.
13.b  If the unfortunate circumstance occurs that none of the above are available for consultation, you may be shriven of your sins by Arcterex or Sillz.  Save the flattery and worship for later.

14.  The Son of God doesn't do NT. 
14.a  The Son of God is forced to do Windows 98.
14.b  The Son of God doesn't like 14.a
14.c  How not to pronounce Linux:  "B-S-D"
14.d  Redundant multitasking.  See 14.d.

15. The Son of God reserves the right to plug his project mercilessly:  http://www.northco.net/solas/
15.a - The Son of God commands that all in his service should visit UserFriendly.org and Ufies.org on a daily basis.

16.  Don't poke the Son of God.  He doesn't like it.

17.  The Son of God reserves the right to change his commandments according to the following:
                1.  Mood.
                2.  Inclination.
                3.  Bribery.
                4.  Influence of the 'hot mama' upon his Commandments.
                5.  Toying with individual mortals.
                6.  Influence of beer upon his brain
                7.  "Just 'cuz"

18.  Thou shalt follow all the previous Commandments, and their sub-commandments, honour and obey the Son of God with blinding, unswerving devotion, until the day your shell account dies, and your soul is sent to /dev/null.

 
This is the end of my commandments. blessed be.

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