January 30, 2003
More State of the Onion Hilarity

First up, Lying Media Bastards has a great analysis of the State of the Union speech. An excerpt:
This entry is really, really long. For those of you with short attention spans, here is a summary:

Bush sucks and is a liar.

Thank you.

Whitehouse.org has their own version of the SOTU speech.

You see, the war goes on, and we are winning. Sure, there's no evidence of that. You just need to take my word on this one, because to give up even a shred of information would jeopardize the secrecy of our global spy satellite system which nobody outside America knows exists. (Applause.)

Both are long but hilarious reads.

Posted by Arcterex at January 30, 2003 05:01 PM