May 23, 2003
Joke of the Day

They call it an Irish joke, but it's not really IMHO. Don't read if you're easily offended, but if you're not, it's quite amusing. Read more for the joke....

" Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?"
"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
"Tell me, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now.
Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration.
"You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that.
But you've sinned, and you must atone..
You cannot attend church for three months.
Be off with you now.."
Tommy walks back to his pew.
His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three months vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.

Posted by Arcterex at May 23, 2003 03:15 PM