June 15, 2011
Looking to Trade my Game 7 Tickets

I, and the rest of the guys at the office, had a good laugh at this craigslist post. Non-hockey/Vancouver people can ignore it. Text below in case it disappears:

Looking to Trade my Game 7 Tickets. - $1 (Surrey)

Date: 2011-06-14, 2:25PM PDT

I'm look to trade my tickets for Game 7 with anyone who can bring me Tim Thomas Alive, preferably bound. Not looking to harm him in any way just looking to hold him captive during Game 7. Will release him once the Canucks evidently hold the Stanley Cup.

Tim Arrives in British Columbia today, theres many opportunities to subdue him, I am aware that he likes Japadogs and Archie Comics. Please do not mistake Tim Thomas for Drew Carrie, I have put a picture below to distinquish the two. I do not have any use for Drew Carrie, I don't think anyone does.

Will also include a free Canucks Jersey and Henrik Sedin Bobble Head.

Thank You.

Posted by Arcterex at June 15, 2011 02:42 PM