July 01, 1999
Wild Wild West Wild Wild West on opening night. I must say it was not worth the $10. Nor $8. Nor even the $5 they are now charging for cheap-tuesday movie.

I'll take TikTok's approach in this case and put some quotes up (sorry if I got 'em wrong):
  • Illiad: "I'd like to be Rita's father"
  • Zoid: "This one doesn't go on the 'doesn't suck' list"
  • DieHard: "Wait for the vcd to come out"
The movie lacked proper pacing (Illiad), and I felt like I was waiting for the movie to start the entire show. There was nothing particularily wrong with any of the characters, just the entire movie (plot, pace, story) was non-existant, disjointed, and bland. There was no purpose to the story. This is what the reviewers said, but I though that maybe they were wrong, not looking at it from a true geek perspective or something, but I was sadly mistaken (and poorer by $10). Posted by Arcterex at July 01, 1999 12:37 AM