October 21, 2016
Trolling the IRS Scammers

Vox article on trolling the IRS scammers, you know, the ones that call you up and tell you that you owe the IRS money and pay it now or they’ll send the police after you.

That’s how I ended up talking to “Steve Smith” for 30 minutes. He was a senior investigations officer — the actual person who walks you through how to send them money. I learned that his secret is maintaining an aura of authority. That’s how he optimizes fear. That’s how he gets people to suspend logic, drive to Walgreens, and buy iTunes gift cards to pay the IRS. The scam takes advantage of the most vulnerable people.

Great read.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:56 PM
September 15, 2016
Diego the 100-year-old tortoise rebuilds the population of species almost single-handed

Diego the 100-year-old tortoise rebuilds the population of species almost single-handed. Really what more do you want to know?

‘He’s a very sexually active male reproducer. He’s contributed enormously to repopulating the island,’ said Washington Tapia, a tortoise preservation specialist at Galapagos National Park.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:36 AM
June 14, 2016
Ottawa Police Share the Most Ridiculous Excuses Heard for Distracted Driving

I have to say the best one from this article where Ottawa Police Share the Most Ridiculous Excuses Heard for Distracted Driving is:

“My dad could buy you,” to the Abbotsford, B.C., police officer who responded: “Get him to buy two of me, I could use the help.”

Oh so Abbotsford…

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:58 PM
May 29, 2016
Claymation DOOM

Amazing find by JWZ - Claycat’s DOOM. I’m with Jamie, I’d totally play this!

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 10:13 PM
March 04, 2016
The "I'm moving to Canada if they win" Guide to Moving to Canada

Medium has a nice The “I’m moving to Canada if they win” Guide to Moving to Canada, along with some things to consider (ie: the super crappy dollar right now). Also I’m a bit of the “well, you clean up your own mess” mind, but hey, it’s still a great article :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:32 AM
February 23, 2016
The Setup Wizard - IT Guy At Hogwarts

The Setup Wizard is the blog of the IT guy hired to set up wifi at Hogwarts in the Harry Potter universe. Pretty hilarious stuff. Make sure you check out the extract of a few choice bits, or just hit the link and read the whole thing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:25 PM
November 27, 2015
Cards Against Humanity's Black Friday Deal

Cards Against Humanity’s Black Friday Deal Is Literally Nothing, and they’ve made over $38,000 with it. Check out the current status and maybe give them $5 for nothing at all.

I love CaH so much for this… I don’t know or care if it’s a statement about Black Friday, consumerism, or just a way to get more money from it’s fans. I don’t think it matters either.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:50 AM
November 19, 2015
Death Star's architect Responds About Exhaust Port

Death Star’s architect finally answer the complaints about the exhaust port. Absolutely hilarious. Worth of an @ThatKevinSmith movie.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 PM
November 09, 2015
Dalek Relaxation Tape

Nothing could put you to sleep and get you more centered and focussed for the day than this beautiful Dalek Relaxation Tape.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:18 PM
June 09, 2015
Summer Glau Imitates Popular Animal Memes

Holy crap, if you are a crazy person and don’t love Summer Glau, after you see the video Summer Glau Imitates Popular Animal Memes you will.

If you don’t, you’re really a crazy person.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:39 AM
February 20, 2015
Confessions of an iPhone 6

Confessions of an iPhone 6 is a hilariously written article on life from the point of view of your iPhone 6.

Kyle put a giant case on me today. It looks like a fat suit. He said it is because my battery does not last long enough. Never mind that Kyle forgets to charge me all the time and then tells his friends it’s because my battery “sucks.” Field Notes made fun of me. I am ashamed.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:56 AM
February 05, 2015
Jimmy Fallon Re-creates 'Fresh Prince' Opening With Sitcom's Cast

Jimmy Fallon Re-creates ‘Fresh Prince’ Opening With Sitcom’s Cast. Awesome for people who grew up with Will Smith as the spunky punk kid living in Bel-Air…

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:58 PM
January 21, 2015
The Onion Fact-Checks The State Of The Union Address

Fact-Checking The State Of The Union Address:

“Wages are finally starting to rise again”: This is false. What we perceive as “time” is merely an illusion created by the limitations of our own consciousness. All is now.

Lots of amazing gems in there.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:26 PM
January 12, 2015
Fox News Hashtag #OverIt2014 Backfires Big Time

Fox News Hashtag #OverIt2014 Backfires Big Time. This is why you don’t try to create “grass roots” movements on the Internet when you’re not grass roots.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:45 AM
January 09, 2015
2014's News Blooper Reel

News Bloopers from 2014. Some are pretty damn funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:04 PM
December 19, 2014
How we spent your money - Cards Against Humanity

Just Cards Against Humanity being awesome again, and saying How we spent your money.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:11 PM
December 18, 2014
Louis C.K. Quotes As Motivational Posters

If Louis C.K. Quotes Were Motivational Posters.

I’d buy these.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 AM
November 03, 2014
The Suitsy, The Men's Business-Suit Onesie

A Men’s Business-Suit Onesie? I need one of these!

Maybe not for $300…. but still, looks classy and comfortable!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:21 PM
My cousin Oskaar on Daylight Saving Time

Via Staticred comes My cousin Oskaar and some of the best commentary on Daylight Saving Time that I’ve seen so far.

Note: naughty language.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:29 AM
October 24, 2014
"Shia LaBeouf" Live

If someone had told me that ballet was like “Shia LaBeouf” Live I’d have become a fan much earlier.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:53 AM
October 23, 2014
Florida governor Rick Scott throws hissy fit at gubernatorial debate over an electric fan

Dear America. Stuff like this is why the rest of the world mocks your political system (or at least politicians…. or at least Florida):

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:33 PM
September 16, 2014
Guardians... Fan Fiction Told from Groot's Point of View

I Am Groot is definitely one of the dirtier fanfics I’ve read. Very creative though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
September 11, 2014
Link: I Think I Should Get More Credit for Killing Hitler

A fantastic essay entitled I Think I Should Get More Credit for Killing Hitler, which addresses the issues of what would happen if someone went back and killed Hitler.

I think I should get more credit for killing Hitler. And I know you’re thinking: “Who’s Hitler? I’ve never heard of a guy named Hitler.” But the only reason you’re saying that is because I went back in time and killed him.

Good / quick / funny read.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 AM
September 04, 2014
Cup Of Brown Joy - The Best Song About Tea Ever

Cup Of Brown Joy, by elemental.

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Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:18 AM
August 29, 2014
If "The Incredibles" was directed by Christopher Nolan

A pretty awesome looking what if.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:02 AM
August 22, 2014
Japanese Swordsman Brings 'Fruit Ninja' to Life

World-Renowned Japanese Swordsman Brings ‘Fruit Ninja’ to Real Life (again)… not much more to say about this.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:06 PM
August 21, 2014
'The Star Wars That I Used To Know'

This ‘The Star Wars That I Used To Know’ - Gotye ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ Parody is absolutely amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE&feature=youtu.be

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
August 18, 2014
Watch The First 8 Minutes Of The Anti-D&D Movie

Watch The First 8 Minutes Of The Anti-D&D Movie Or Your Soul Is Doomed

Jack Chick’s notorious comic tract Dark Dungeons taught us all that playing Dungeons & Dragons will ruin your life and condemn your soul to hell. Now that comic is a movie all about the satanic pleasures of RPGs.

Hilarious.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 11:56 AM
August 15, 2014
Everyday Astronaut

Photos imagine life of ‘Everyday Astronaut’

“I think at one point or another, every kid dreams of being an astronaut,” Tim Dodd says. “As a kid, I loved space. I had space sheets and space shuttle Legos. It’s just something that came back to me as an adult.” Now, the 29-year-old photographer from Cedar Falls, Iowa, shares his out-of-this-world passion in his hilarious photo series “Everyday Astronaut.”

“What can’t you do with a spacesuit. Truer words were never spoken!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:41 AM
July 30, 2014
Animals In Space Talk By The Oatmeal

I am here to teach you about animals in space: 13 minutes of hilarity from the creator of The Oatmeal.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:45 PM
July 28, 2014
Supercut of 80s Computer Hacking

Really, not a lot compares to 80s Computer Hacking, and here’s 4:22 of it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:15 PM
The Simpsons/Family Guy Crossover From Comic Con

The Simpsons/Family Guy Crossover. Not much more to say than that.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:43 PM
July 21, 2014
A People's History of Tattooine

A People’s History of Tattooine

I also imagine Tosche Station as some sort of affluent suburban mall where Luke just goes to loiter when bored. […]

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:42 PM
July 16, 2014
How to Flawlessly Predict Anything on the Internet

Great article on How to Flawlessly Predict Anything on the Internet.

This is a modern update to a classic confidence game—find a risky scenario with limited possibilities, bet on every single combination, and then hide your failures. The result is that you look like you’re either psychic or a goddamned genius.

It’s simple, silly, but the sort of thing that when you don’t know how it’s done, sparks craziness on the Internet.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:41 PM
July 04, 2014
Pictures To Make You Laugh

What picture ALWAYS makes you laugh? is an old but good thread on reddit. I suggest you install Reddit Enhancement Suite or a javascript bookmarklet to show them all at once.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:17 AM
True Detective - Rust Hates Everything

True Detective - Rust Hates Everything will probably only be funny to anyone who’s watched True Detective. Still great.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:39 AM
June 18, 2014
30 Images of Awful Client Feedback

Designers graphically represent awful client feedback. Remember to share this with your own designer friends, they’ll love some of this advice :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:48 AM
June 10, 2014
13 Signs you are a System Admin

13 Signs you are a System Admin.

All true. Been there, done that.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 AM
May 22, 2014
Things You Can Do With A Hundred Pounds of Magnetic Putty

Things You Can Do With A Hundred Pounds of Magnetic Putty

Man this makes Silly Putty look tame.

Funny Stuff - Posted by cthulhu at 09:28 AM
May 09, 2014
"Johnny Express" Animated Short

This short animated video is pretty good. Definitely worth a watch.

It’s about a lazy delivery man of the universe in the year 2150 who stumbles upon an alien world that he doesn’t quite understand. It’s cute and hilarious and oodles of fun. I don’t want to spoil any more, just enjoy yourself.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:00 AM
May 01, 2014
Programming Sucks

Programming Sucks is perhaps the most accurate description of working as a real world coder I’ve ever read. It’s the Office Space of text.

Remember that stuff about crazy people and bad code? The internet is that except it’s literally a billion times worse. Websites that are glorified shopping carts with maybe three dynamic pages are maintained by teams of people around the clock, because the truth is everything is breaking all the time, everywhere, for everyone. Right now someone who works for Facebook is getting tens of thousands of error messages and frantically trying to find the problem before the whole charade collapses. There’s a team at a Google office that hasn’t slept in three days. Somewhere there’s a database programmer surrounded by empty Mountain Dew bottles whose husband thinks she’s dead. And if these people stop, the world burns. Most people don’t even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn’t make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.

(Emphasis mine)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:47 AM
April 22, 2014
TL;DR Wikipedia

TL;DR Wikipedia is my new favorite thing. Example:

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 AM
March 11, 2014
Kevin Bacon on 80s Awareness

Kevin Bacon shares hilarious message for millennials: You don’t know the ’80s

Check out his hilarious PSA below, in which he calls the under-30 crowd out for not truly understanding how hard life was back then. At least he doesn’t mention having to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:49 PM
March 10, 2014
What to do in Canada

What to do in Canada

Looks like a standard day for me….

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:26 AM
William Shakespeare Presents: Terminator the Second

William Shakespeare Presents: Terminator the Second is probably the strangest thing I found for you this morning.

William Shakespeare Presents: Terminator the Second - Official Trailer from Husky Jackal on Vimeo.

Via JWZ.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
February 27, 2014
Pepsi MAX & Jeff Gordon present "Test Drive 2″

Remember the viral video a couple of years back that was race car driver Jeff Gordon doing crazy test drives on unsuspecting car dealership owners? Well, he’s back for “Test Drive 2″.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:11 PM
The Most Insane News Story Of 2014 (So Far)

I have to blame my boss for passing this on, The Most Insane News Story Of 2014.

I honestly find it hard to believe that this isn’t a parody site.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:04 PM
February 17, 2014
10 Ways Canada Has Already Won The Winter Olympics

10 Ways Canada Has Already Won The Winter Olympics.

Yea, we’re pretty awesome like that.

Note: #6 is my favorite.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:13 PM
February 03, 2014
Speilberg's Next Movie: Obama

Ok, this is a great spoof of a new movie called Obama starring Daniel Day-Lewis. Pretty impressed at the talent they got for the promo:

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:31 AM
January 22, 2014
Chief O'Brien at Work

Chief O’Brien at Work is a hilarious comic about Star Trek TNG Chief engineer O’Brien. Sad and dark and hilarious, all at once. I had seen one of these before, but there are 16 (so far) to enjoy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:17 PM
January 17, 2014
14 minutes of pissed off goalies

What’s more Canadian than a 14 minute video of pissed off hockey goalies.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:10 PM
January 13, 2014
A case for The Grinch

A case for The Grinch puts together a nice and concise argument for why The Grinch was perfectly justified in doing what he did.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:10 PM
January 10, 2014
Gamer Tricks Other Players into Signing Out of Their Xbox Ones by Changing His Name to 'Xbox Sign Out'

Sometimes I really think I’m missing out not having an XBox :( Case in point: Gamer Tricks Other Players into Signing Out of Their Xbox Ones by Changing His Name to ‘Xbox Sign Out’.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 11:16 AM
January 08, 2014
How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You

How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You, via The Loop. Hilarious. And accurate.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:26 AM
January 07, 2014
The "How To Fold A Fitted Sheet" Song By Tiffany Arment

How To Fold A Fitted Sheet Song. Catchy and educational.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:07 AM
December 23, 2013
Clusterfuck The Game Looks AWESOME!

Clusterfuck!, from the guys at Cards Against Humanity is another free, open source (well, PDF downloadable) and simple party game that looks hilarious, uncomfortable, and all over awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:07 AM
December 19, 2013
Instagram movie

Think your picture of your latte, or shoes is pretty cool and original and should be on instagram? Check out how This Instagram movie proves that every Instagram picture is the same. Or pretty damn close anyway.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:38 PM
December 06, 2013
Dadholes

LMAO at this Dadholes video I found via Forgetfoo.

Also: http://dadholes.tumblr.com/

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:05 AM
December 03, 2013
Hilarious Live-Tweeting Of An In-Flight Feud With The Woman in #7A

Just a small excerpt from a Live-Tweeting His Flight-and-Feud With The Woman in #7A.

The male flight attendant is giving me the “let’s just pretend this never happened” face. Shaking his head a lot

You really have to read the full thing… yowza, some people eh?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:13 AM
November 29, 2013
Kristen Bell's Body of Lie

Kristen Bell’s Body of Lies - another great video from Funny or Die about how Kristen Bell is actually covered with tattoos.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:29 PM
November 27, 2013
Amazing 80s Era Camera Review by Digital... I Mean Shutter Rev, TV

This awesome review of the Canon Top Twin film camera shows just how good (or bad) the good old days of photography actually were. Really a great look at how things were (at least viewed through our current age eyes).

Funny Stuff , Photography - Posted by Arcterex at 02:26 PM
Brits Fill In The States

It’s Thanksgiving So We Asked Brits To Label The United States. Pretty funny, spoken as a Canadian who wouldn’t do half as well as some of the entries there :)

I do want to see the “Americans fill in the names of provinces” version….

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:54 AM
November 26, 2013
Nirvana punks Top of the Pops in 1991

As a child of the 90s (kinda), seeing Nirvana punking Top of the Pops in 1991 was amazingly awesome.

The band was told that they’d be playing over a track (which is of course what 99% of the “live” performances by big artists these days are), and not being too happy about that that the band basically mocked the whole thing, with Cobain singing in a weird affected voice and the band barely pretending to play their instruments, much less in time with the music.

It’s an epic performance.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:59 PM
November 25, 2013
Border Collies Sneak up on each other

Great video of Border Collies sneaking up on each other to start your morning off right.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:22 AM
November 22, 2013
The gentleman's guide to fist bumping

The gentleman’s guide to fist bumping contains more than you can possibly want to know about different ways of fistbumping. Note: The Parachute is my favorite.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:31 PM
And The Award For Most Canadian Headline Goes to....

Moose-eating shark rescued in Newfoundland harbour.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:25 PM
Sacha Baron Cohen Pulls Classic Prank At BAFTA Awards

Another must watch from Geeks of Doom: Sacha Baron Cohen Pulls Classic Prank At BAFTA Britannia Awards.

Also, SBC is a funny mofo. :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:20 PM
November 21, 2013
Channing Tatum Parodies Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Splits

Everyone’s see the JCVD splits video and this Channing Tatum Parody is so, so much better.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:44 PM
November 19, 2013
Great Dance At A Game

One Man Dances Like Nobody’s Watching and it is glorious.

Another one from The Loop.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:36 PM
November 05, 2013
Hilarious: Pictures from a developer's life

As a developer, the post Pictures from a developer’s life and the other parts (links at the bottom of the page) are some of the funniest tumblr-style-gif-posts I’ve ever seen.

Thanks to @halkeye for pointing me to them!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:24 PM
October 24, 2013
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog At The Craft Beer Fest

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at his best.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:42 AM
October 22, 2013
Drunk Irishman Has Trouble With Hill

I don’t like making fun of people, but watching the Drunk Irishman Has Trouble With Hill video really did make my afternoon.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:51 PM
October 21, 2013
A New Take on Superman vs Batman

It’s definitely NSFW, but this Pete Homes take on Superman vs Batman is something I’d love to see.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:33 PM
October 16, 2013
Epic bus ad from Denmark

I agree with Jim on this Epic bus ad from Denmark… just try to come up with a cooler ad for public transportation.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:05 AM
October 15, 2013
'That Awkward Moment' Red-Band Trailer

I’m not normally one for bromance movies, but the “boner pill” section of ‘That Awkward Moment’ Red-Band Trailer was absolutely hilarious.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 05:11 PM
October 11, 2013
Maciej Cegłowski XOXO Talk

Great talk by Maciej Cegłowski, inventor of Pinboard at this years XOXO. Very funny and insightful.

Funny Stuff , Random Linkage - Posted by Arcterex at 11:09 AM
October 09, 2013
"Avalanche Sharks" Trailer

Just watched the trailer for Avalanche Sharks on io9. I’m. I’m. Speechless.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 05:54 PM
October 08, 2013
Pacific Rim Gag Reel

io9 has a great Pacific Rim Gag Reel.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:59 PM
October 01, 2013
Gabe Talks About Half Life 3

A Message From Gabe Newell goes deep into Valve and Half Life 3, or rather, the lack of Half Life 3.

I have no idea if this is real or not, but it’s a great read. I also don’t know why the whole article is actually just a big image. I am not surprised that the comments are full of people complaining either :)

Note: Yes, this is a joke site, but I do think that Gabe would say something like this :)

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 11:52 AM
September 26, 2013
Getty Critics Makes Fun of Stock Photography

Getty Critics pokes fun at horrible stock photography.

But for every “right one” they found, there were hundreds of “wrong ones.” And for every hundred “wrong ones” there were at least one or two that were downright hilariously absurd. It seemed only right that these ridiculous stock photos be shared with the world: thus was born Getty Critics.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:08 PM
LA Kids Bypass School iPad Restrictions

In a shocking turn of events, the LA school district found out that kids are smarter than adults.

The LA Times is reporting that the distribution of iPads to all 640,000 students in the LA school district may be temporarily halted after high school pupils worked out how to bypass the restrictions placed on the devices.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:46 AM
September 20, 2013
Microsoft on the iPhone Over The Years

Via Daring Fireball, here’s Microsoft’s opinion of the iPhone over the years: What A Difference Six Years Makes….

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:37 PM
Google Play Default Search

If you search for nothing on Google Play, or go to this link, you get the result of what I can only imagine is a great google easter egg. Screenshotted here for posterity.

Google Play Unicorns

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:33 PM
September 17, 2013
Guy finds his house plumbed with beer

Via The Loop: Guy finds his house plumbed with beer. These are the best friends ever!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 AM
2 Irish guys watch A Miley Cyrus Music Video

While I don’t endorse Miley in any shape or form…. but the 2 Irish guys watch Miley Cyrus’s Wrecking Ball is pretty damn funny :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:45 AM
September 13, 2013
Chrome Extension To Remove Miley Cyrus From Your Internet

Miley Cyrus Overload? Chrome Extension Solves That:

Yesterday, as Digital Spy points out, a Google Chrome browser extension launched under the name “No Cyrus.” Chrome users simply install the extension and it will use hashtag symbols to block out every single online mention of the following phrases:

Finally.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:45 PM
If "Breaking Bad" Had Been Set In The U.K

If “Breaking Bad” Had Been Set In The U.K seems particularily relevant as I just started watching it from Season 1.

Funny Stuff , TV - Posted by Arcterex at 10:44 AM
Simon's Cat - Mirror Mirror

Another awesome Simon’s Cat - Mirror Mirror:

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:43 AM
September 12, 2013
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Nicolas Cage Edition)

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Nicolas Cage Edition)

I have no words.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:34 PM
September 11, 2013
The Epic Monty Python and the Holy Grail Trailer You've Wanted

I’ve always thought that the Holy Grail was a bit more grand than it was made out. Luckily with a bit of editing and the right music, ‘Monty Python and The Holy Grail’ Gets A Modern Epic Trailer.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:44 AM
September 05, 2013
'Teen Exorcists' Girls Believe Harry Potter's Magic Comes From Satan

‘Teen Exorcists’ Girls Believe Harry Potter’s Magic Comes From Satan from Geeks of Doom.

First of all, I know they put stuff shit like this for the shock value of “I didn’t think people were really this stupid”, and I still have to say “I can’t believe people are this stupid”. Of course, as you watch them talk you can tell that even they don’t believe the crap they’re talking about.

If people stopped watching this crap, maybe they’d stop putting it on TV.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:21 PM
The Fox Music Video

I guarentee that watching The Fox music video over on The Loop will be the oddest 3:45 you’ll spend this entire day. Actually a catchy song.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:14 AM
September 04, 2013
What To Do If You See An Unknown Number Calling You

Coworker pointed me to this Jay Larson Stand-Up. Hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:57 PM
September 03, 2013
Porn Across America

Interesting look at the types of Porn Across America, broken down by type and state. Interesting look into what the states are into.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:47 AM
August 30, 2013
What Every Tech Ad Seems to Have

Joey pointed out this great College Humor original of What Every Tech Ad Seems to Have, which includes, apparently, accordions.

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:20 AM
August 29, 2013
Tap Tap Tap Releases a Flashlight App. No, Really.

tap tap tap has released A flashlight? WTF?! Oh, a FAST flashlight!

Glorious, eh? We’ve truly embraced the flat design fad for this one. It can be none more flat. If you look closely at the reflection, you can see the shark being jumped.

Be a good sport and read the article. It’s possibly the most compelling thing I’ve ever read to make me buy a flashlight app. Ever.

Note: source code is included.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:48 AM
August 26, 2013
Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning over at The Onion, via twitter:

It’s a good question. And the answer is pretty simple. It was an attempt to get you to click on CNN.com so that we could drive up our web traffic, which in turn would allow us to increase our advertising revenue.

Fantastic as usual :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:00 PM
August 21, 2013
PRSM - The Sharing Network

PRSM - The Sharing Network. Other than the signup link not working for me, I think this is fantastic.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:47 PM
August 20, 2013
Spooning By Bitbucket - YouTube

Spooning By Bitbucket - the latest in programmer version control techniques.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:52 PM
August 15, 2013
Tim Hortons Lids Letter Voices A Nation's Pain

Tim Hortons Lids Letter Voices A Nation’s Pain.

This is a story close to my heart.

Pro tip: Request a “dome lid” when you get your coffee at Timmies, problem solved.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:58 PM
August 13, 2013
Larry, Darryl and Darryl

Larry, Darryl and Darryl. Man I miss this show.

Via The Loop.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:32 PM
Proof That "The Walking Dead" and "Toy Story" Have the Same Plot

Proof That “The Walking Dead” and “Toy Story” Have the Same Plot.

Mind. Blown.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:32 PM
August 12, 2013
The 35 Best Times Someone On Facebook Thought 'The Onion' Was Real

Is it wrong that after reading The 35 Best Times Someone On Facebook Thought ‘The Onion’ Was Real I just want to post onion articles to my facebook feed to see which of my friends reacts?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:17 AM
July 17, 2013
How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended

How Man Of Steel Should Have Ended fixes any complaints you might have had from the movie.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:16 PM
July 15, 2013
The Oatmeal on Running

As someone who runs to (try to) get in shape, and can barely lumber out a couple of miles on the treadmill a couple of times a week, The terrible and wonderful reasons why I run long distances is particularly terrifying/inspiring.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:15 PM
July 12, 2013
More Stunning Russian Dash Cams

Yet another great compilation of Russian dashcam videos passed onto me.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:44 AM
July 11, 2013
Police tweet worst driving excuses

Abbotsford police tweet worst driving excuses - Awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:41 AM
July 10, 2013
Sharknado Trailer

Ok you are dead inside if you don’t think this trailer for Sharknado isn’t totally awesome.

Note that I mean that the trailer is awesome, I wouldn’t go near the movie with a ten foot pole….

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 01:00 PM
July 03, 2013
Stephen Fry the Understanding Barman

Stephen Fry as the understanding barman, proving once again that Stephen Fry is one of the funniest people ever (and of course matched with Hugh Laurie… no contest).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:21 PM
Welcome To the world of Bubble Football

Watch Why Aren’t All Sports Bubble Sports? asks Break.com.

To this I answer, there is no reason, and head to order a set of these suits for my office.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:09 PM
June 27, 2013
Doghouse Diaries On Where Your Stuff Is

Someone help is an incredibly succinct overview of where your (well, the authors, but most likely a similar look at you as well) stuff is. Documents, images, videos, etc. Anyone living in the “modern age” will be able to relate :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:41 AM
June 12, 2013
Designers Complaining

Designers Complaining is a Tumblr dedicated to designers bitching about iOS7.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:38 PM
May 30, 2013
Grumpy Cat Has a Movie Deal

The Wall Street Journal with the hard hitting news today that Grumpy Cat Has an Agent, and Now a Movie Deal:

Some celebrities simply cannot be pleased. Just ask Ben Lashes, a talent manager in Los Angeles. This week, he landed a major motion-picture deal for a client who nine months ago was an unknown living in Morristown, Ariz., population 227.

When he told his client that she was heading to Hollywood, she looked bored. “She hates movies,” says Mr. Lashes of his client, Grumpy Cat, a cat with a mouth puckered into a frown whose viral photos have ricocheted around the Internet.

I’m not sure if this is terrible, awesome, or both.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:50 AM
May 27, 2013
Animated Version Of Patton Oswalt's 'Star Wars' Filibuster

I haven’t watched Parks and Recreation at all, but after hearing (and seeing) the 7 minute Animated Version Of Patton Oswalt’s ‘Star Wars’ Filibuster I think I may have to.

Last month a clip from the hit show Parks and Recreation was released, in which Patton Oswalt attempts a filibuster to prevent a city council vote. Producers of the show told the actor to ramble on about something, and so Oswalt decided to ad-lib his way through his character’s vision for the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 10:59 AM
Dog Bearding

After Cat Bearding it’s only fair that we let the Dog people get in on the fun: The 18 Most Epic Dog Beards Of All Time on Buzzfeed. Via The Loop.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:54 AM
May 23, 2013
Arrested Development Ubercut: 18 running gags

Getting ready for the new season? Check out the Arrested Development ubercut: 18 running gags.

Funny Stuff , TV - Posted by Arcterex at 11:18 AM
May 22, 2013
Awesome Animals (Video

Via Break.com: People Aren’t the Only Awesome People Video. A great spoof on the ‘People are Awesome’ Videos.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:15 PM
May 03, 2013
Hong Kong giant inflatable rubber duck

Hong Kong giant inflatable rubber duck

Why do I feel like singing the rubber duckie song?

Funny Stuff , Random Linkage - Posted by cthulhu at 02:04 PM
April 30, 2013
What Your Coffee Says About You

Sipping my Mocha I have to agree with The Doghouse Diaries about What Your Coffee Says About You. I am creative dammit!

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:10 PM
April 24, 2013
Judging Your Coffee

How 99.9% of people judge the quality of their coffee. I’m a sucker for coffee comics.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:56 PM
April 22, 2013
Dramatic Readings of the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Remember the crazy sorority letter that was going around last week? This week brings two (that I’ve found so far) dramatic readings of it:

Both are very NSFW (language) of course.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:31 PM
April 17, 2013
iSteve The Movie Released

Funny or Die’s iSteve is out and alive, for free, all 80 minutes of the first (and fastest written) movie about Steve Jobs.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:00 PM
April 15, 2013
IT Security in a Nutshell

Kudos to @halkeye for the most concise description of IT Security in a Nutshell I’ve seen.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:59 PM
Don't be a Padhole

A compelling argument: Don’t be a Padhole over at the Best Page In The Universe.

Just because your tablet can take pictures doesn’t mean it should. The phrase that carpenters and handymen live by is, “use the right tool for the right job.” It’s possible to hammer a nail with the butt of a gun, but just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:11 AM
April 11, 2013
Samsung Galaxy Mega is a 6.3 and 5.8 inch SmartPhone

Samsung Galaxy Mega is official and comes in 6.3- and 5.8-inch sizes. I know Samsung wants to not be Apple, but this is starting to get stupid. Please show me a picture of someone using this phone and not looking like a complete dork.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:35 AM
April 10, 2013
Battlestar Galactica remade as a Friends episode

Battlestar Galactica remade as a Friends episode.

No further comment needed!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:04 PM
Sport Balls Replaced With Cats

Sport Balls Replaced With Cats Tumblr site.

I just found my new favorite site on the internet.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:40 PM
April 04, 2013
Chrome Blink No-BS FAQ

The no-BS version of the Chrome Blink FAQ is just a wee bit incendiary.

While you can certainly read the source code, we’re fully aware that actually tracking and understanding a modern HTML renderer is extremely difficult. In addition, the first changes we will make are intended specifically to break compatibility with WebKit, so the only organisation with sufficient resources to track our changes will no longer be able to do so.

I think it’s a joke, but a bit of a ha ha only serious joke.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:40 AM
April 03, 2013
Kees Moeliker: How a dead duck changed my life

Fantastically bizarre and awesome TED talk: Kees Moeliker: How a dead duck changed my life

Well worth the watch.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:41 AM
April 02, 2013
Spider-Man on 1970s TV

Joey DeVilla found quite possibly the most awesome footage you’ll see today. Spider-Man on 1970s TV. Both the trailer and a full episode.

Utter ’70s epicness.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:47 PM
Funny or Die Releases Teaser Trailer for 'iSteve'

Funny or Die Releases Teaser Trailer for ‘iSteve’. Not a lot of “real” content in it, but I still can’t wait for the movie to come out, even if it is a bit of a farce. April 15 folks!

iSteve Exclusive Teaser Trailer from iSteve

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:40 AM
March 29, 2013
The First Honest Cable Company

The First Honest Cable Company commercial.

NSFW language. But so, so true.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:55 PM
March 25, 2013
UK School Bans Triangle Shaped Flapjacks

Just when you thought that stupid and insane laws were reserved only for the US, my boss pointed out that in the UK, a Canvey Island school has banned triangle shaped flapjacks.

Catering staff at the school have been told only to serve square or rectangular flapjacks. […] A spokesman for the Health and Safety Executive said: “We often come across half-baked decisions taken in the name of health and safety, but this one takes the biscuit.

The fact that they have a ‘three point guide’ to flapjacks as the sidebar, and the article is fraught with puns makes me unconvinced this isn’t an Onion story.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:33 AM
March 22, 2013
The 'Gary Oldman Loses His Shit' Supercut

I love Gary Oldman. Unsurprisingly, the Gary Oldman Loses His Shit Supercut makes me happy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:33 PM
March 21, 2013
Rep. Gohmert's Record For Stunning Technological Ignorance Is Broken By... Rep. Gohmert

TechDirt reports on how Rep. Gohmert’s Record For Stunning Technological Ignorance Is Broken By… Rep. Gohmert

My goodness. Yesterday we posted about Rep. Louis Gohmert’s incredible, head-shakingly ignorant exchange with lawyer Orin Kerr during a Congressional hearing concerning “hacking” and the CFAA. In that discussion, Gohmert spoke out in favor of being able to “hack back” and destroy the computers of hackers — and grew indignant at the mere suggestion that this might have unintended consequences or lead people to attack the wrong targets. Gohmert thought that such talk was just Kerr trying to protect hackers.

If you’ve ever wondered why laws about computers and technology doesn’t change, take a look at at the article and video and understand this is someone who is in charge, in part, of the US and it’s laws and direction.

I have no words.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:07 PM
March 20, 2013
Google Search Mad Men Style

Ok, Google60 is pretty damn cool.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:08 PM
March 19, 2013
Dora The Explorer Live Action

Don’t Link This points out that College Humor made a live action Dora the Explorer in three parts.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:25 PM
March 18, 2013
XKCD Inspired "StackSort"

Remember when I said that someone was going to implement the “StackSort” from that XKCD? Well, I was right. Here’s stacksort.

As outlined by xkcd’s recent alt text, this site downloads the top answers from StackOverflow for the tags “javascript” and “sort”. If grabs the last code block in the answer (in theory, the “final” example), and tries to determine which function should be called. It proceeds to eval the code from StackOverflow, with the inputted data as the first parameter for the function.

I love the internet.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:13 PM
Winning Solitaire

Ok, this little javascript experiment Winning Solitaire, via @rotational is possibly the most fun thing I’ve clicked on all day. Just keep clicking and clicking and clicking…

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:36 PM
E.T. As SiFi / Horror

Fantastic take on E.T. THe Extraterrestrial if it were a sic-fi horror movie.

Note: If you don’t like ET to begin with, this is the stuff nightmares are made of.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:01 AM
March 13, 2013
XKCD: "Ineffective Sorts"

I was not surprised in the least that the top forum post for today’s XKCD (Ineffective Sorts) is this:

I will buy a cookie for anyone who writes a working StackSort implementation. Two cookies if it doesn’t occasionally crash my computer. Three if it occasionally crashes StackOverflow.

Note: If you’re not a programmer this will be O^n less funny than if you are.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:56 PM
March 12, 2013
Interface Hall of Shame - QuickTime 4.0

This entry for QuickTime 4.0 in the Interface Hall of Shame is a great read. From what I see (I don’t remember it myself, or blocked it out) it well and truly deserves to be there.

The application does provide additional means to determine the names of one’s favorite media files, but the user must go somewhere else. The application’s menu bar offers a function labelled “Organize Favorites”, which when selected provides a standard listbox containing the names of the favorites. The listbox allows the user to rename favorites, delete favorites from the list, and reorder items in the list; these functions are notably unavailable from the Favorites Drawer itself. The Organize Favorites dialog is not without its own design problems. Surprisingly, the Organize Favorites dialog does not allow the user to Add favorites to the list, for that, the user has to …go somewhere else.

Anyone who thinks that Apple can do no wrong and has always produced winning software out of the gate that should be a beacon of light to the other doldrums of software out there needs to read this.

Seriously, what were they thinking?!

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:08 PM
March 06, 2013
Youtube Does The Harlem Shake

I’ve tried to avoid this for as long as possible, but yea, if you go to youtube and search for do the harlem shake, yea, it does it.

Kids these days.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:58 PM
Viral video showing Sun's motion through galaxy is wrong

Unsurprisingly, a Viral video showing Sun’s motion through galaxy is wrong.

However, there’s a problem with it: It’s wrong. And not just superficially; it’s deeply wrong, based on a very wrong premise. While there are some useful visualizations in it, I caution people to take it with a galaxy-sized grain of salt.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:07 PM
March 05, 2013
An Open Letter to Assos

You don’t have to be into cycling to appreciate this Open Letter to Assos over at Fatcyclist.com

Now, I firmly believe that when a company does something right, they ought to hear about it. They deserve our praise and respect. And that’s why I’m writing to you today: to give you kudos for your latest ad, supporting your limited edition SS.Lady ellisse jersey:

You do have to read the full thing to get it.

Thanks to my buddy @curtismchale for tweeting this out.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:52 PM
February 25, 2013
God Made a Sysadmin

God Made a Sysadmin is a beautiful tribute to sysadmins. It’s possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

I’m keeping this in a constant loop.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:30 AM
February 21, 2013
Commit Logs From Last Night.com

Commit Logs From Last Night is another great site making the rounds today. No RSS feed (fail), but a great little webapp that looks for “interesting” messages in github commit logs. If you scroll 2/3 thorugh the scraper for what they search for.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:20 PM
Coding Confessional

Coding Confessional is just what it sounds like, a place for developers to confess their sins.

Awesome.

Funny Stuff , Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 09:59 AM
February 20, 2013
You Had One Job (.com)

You had one job! Great site with a nice collection of cases of people with, well, just one job to do, and screwing it up.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:23 PM
February 19, 2013
A Guide To Driving In India Without Dying

A Guide To Driving In India Without Dying is hilarious. Thanks for the link Aryk.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:45 AM
February 15, 2013
Happy Phil Collins Day

Happy Phil Collins Day. Yes, it’s a real thing, not just another day in paradise.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:58 AM
February 14, 2013
Watch the Canadian Parliament Hilariously Debate the Zombie Apocalypse

Heard about it for the last day without actually watching the video. So glad I did: Watch the Canadian Parliament Hilariously Debate the Zombie Apocalypse.

Proud to be a Canadian, happy that my government is assuring that my beautiful country will never be a safe haven for zombies.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:43 AM
February 11, 2013
Reading In The App Age, A Rant

Great rant on reading news on the web called No, I’m not going to download your bullshit app.

Can’t say I disagree (other than the throwing your phone off the roof part).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:35 PM
February 06, 2013
Internet Explorer parody ad

Internet Explorer parody ad. Make sure you watch it all the way to the end to see what it’s really about. Pretty awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:03 PM
Starfish Smartwatch Saga At MacWorld

Great story of how the Starfish smartwatch saga illustrates entrepreneurial stumbling blocks at MacWorld/iWorld this year.

What’s more, the photo in the advertisement appears to defy my own understanding of how such a wristwatch could work: The interface is clearly not just scaled but resized to fit the watch’s square display; it doesn’t match the aspect ratio of either the iPhone 5’s display or that of earlier iPhone models—it looks closer to the sixth-generation iPod nano than anything else. And assuming the AirPlay connection did work and the interface could be resized as shown in the ad, how could the watch be interactive?

Via Daring Fireball.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:10 AM
February 04, 2013
Feed Me - Simon's Cat

Awesome new Simon’s Cat: Feed Me

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:30 AM
January 23, 2013
Redneck Cure For Passing a Kidney Stone

The answer on reddit courtesy of imaginelove615, commenting on the ‘how does it feel to pass a kidney stone’ subreddit:

My family gets these a lot and as true rednecks, we have a cure! First, you need supplies: a case of dark beer (Guinness Black works best), a gallon of cranberry juice, and a gallon of water.Call your friends and family for moral support. Chug a beer. Chug a glass of cranberry juice. Chug a glass of water. Repeat until you’re too drunk to feel and your bladder is about to burst. Go to the bathroom. If you hear something that sounds like a bb hitting a hubcap, congrats! If not, time to keep drinking.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:44 PM
Actual Facebook Graph Searches

Actual Facebook Graph Searches is the best tumblog I’ve found lately.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:04 AM
January 16, 2013
Terry Tate: Office Linebacker ReWatch

Coworker pointed me to this lovely memory: Terry Tate: Office Linebacker definitely brings a smile to my face.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:03 AM
January 09, 2013
Meowbify Any Site To Add Cats

Meowbify by Mobify lets you put in a site and get back the site, but with cats.

“I can’t tell the difference between Ufies.org and the meowbified version!” — an unnamed friend.

You can also hack the source yourself if you need to.

Funny Stuff , Random Linkage - Posted by Arcterex at 12:10 PM
January 04, 2013
Another View On How Things Work

Today’s Doghouse Diaries on How Things Work makes me happy that I’m not the only clueless person as far as explaining technology.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:08 PM
January 03, 2013
Best Fails of 2012 Video

Best Fails of 2012 via forgetfoo.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:40 PM
He's The Computer Man - Awesome Vintage 80's Computer Video

He’s The Computer Man is possibly the best thing I’ve found on the internet, ever.

Full kudos go to my tame designer Joe for finding it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:16 AM
December 21, 2012
'This Is The End' Trailer

I have no idea what the movie is about, but the ‘This Is The End’ Trailer is pretty damn funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:54 PM
xkcd on Instagram

xkcd on Instagram. To the point and always the best.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:33 AM
December 20, 2012
The Verge On The End Of The World (Tomorrow)

The Verge has a good video series on The End: A journey through America’s doomsday obsession, preparing for the end of the world, just under 24 hours away (don’t believe what the Australians are saying, they’re not on GMT.

Seriously, if you really think that anything is going to happen at 11:11 CST (UTC -6) on the 21st, give your head a shake and grow up. Or send me all your money and possessions, since the world’s ending anyway.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:41 AM
December 18, 2012
YouTube's Year in Review 2012

First thing, head over to the main Youtube page, note the awesome logo modifications in the top left. Then click on it for the YouTube Rewind 2012. Gotta say that Google went all out with this one, it’s awesome.

Also… Felicia Day. Yowza. Call me k?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:52 PM
How to photograph the Apocalypse

Since the end of the world is approaching, you’ll want to know How to photograph the Apocalypse. Some great tips in here, even if you’re only an amateur photographer, but want to capture some stunning or informative images of the end of all humanity.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:41 PM
December 17, 2012
Singing Terrified Jingle Bells While Riding Around Race Track in a BMW

Singing Terrified Jingle Bells While Riding Around Race Track in a BMW is the sort of Christmas Music I can get behind.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:12 PM
December 10, 2012
The Oatmeal responds to Jack Stuef's BuzzFeed Article

I link to this because I love everything that the Oatmeal does and everything that he writes: I wrote a response to Jack Stuef’s BuzzFeed article about me.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:09 PM
December 07, 2012
Driving in Russia

13 minutes of Driving in Russia. Most of your questions will be answered by reading the text below the video. IE:

Question #1: Why did I end up watching all 13 minutes of this video? A: Because it’s one literally unbelievable thing after another.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:12 PM
December 05, 2012
Honest Trailer: The Avengers

I haven’t heard about this series before, but the Honest Trailer for The Avengers is pretty damn funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:50 PM
Apple's Russian iTunes Displays Porn

Via 9to5Mac: NSFW: Apple’s Russian iTunes launch plagued with bug displaying escort/pornography sites.

It appears Apple’s launch of iTunes music and movies in Russia is running into a bit of controversy with several Russian users noticing advertising for pornography websites and escort services in the iTunes’ movies section. As highlighted in the many tweets below, and reported by local blog iPhones.ru, a section titled “more films in different languages” is displaying the pornographic content. iPhones.ru speculated it might relate to an issue with temporary xxx placeholder links (machine translation):

Personally I could have predicted the headline:

“In Soviet Russia, Porn blocks Apple.”

This is completely hilarious.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:06 AM
December 04, 2012
Nostalgic Windows 7 launch party

This Nostalgic Windows 7 launch party fan-fiction is worth if purely for the video.

Funny Stuff , Microsoft - Posted by Arcterex at 04:08 PM
December 03, 2012
Look at this Instagram (Nickelback Parody)

Saw this being passed around this morning: Look at this Instagram (Nickelback Parody).

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

I love College Humor.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:08 AM
December 02, 2012
Terrible Linux Wallpaper Collection

The (as noted in the title of the site, NSFW) site Terrible Linux Wallpaper is a great collection of some of the worst examples of wallpaper for linux. I know I might be a bit of a design snob, but come on guys really? (Lets ignore my own work from long ago in this area).

Funny Stuff , Linux - Posted by Arcterex at 05:27 PM
November 28, 2012
The past and future of Popular Logos

Great look at The past and future of popular logos, from Coke to KFC to Ford. Hilarious future versions.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:53 AM
November 23, 2012
Skyfall Proves that James Bond is a Time Lord

Skyfall Proves that James Bond is a Time Lord. Impeccable logic. Beware, Skyfall spoilers in the text.

I saw Skyfall last night, and after breaking it down, I can come to only one conclusion: this is the Bond film in which it is revealed that James Bond is a Time Lord.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:58 PM
November 22, 2012
Texts From Dog Video

Texts From Dog [Episode 1] on YouTube:

If you don’t follow text from dog, you’re missing out.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:41 AM
November 21, 2012
Twilight - A Summary

For those who couldn’t care less, but want a humorous look, check out Twilight - a summary by `kangel on deviantART.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:29 PM
November 19, 2012
Penn Jillette's secrets of Celebrity Apprentice

The talking one from Penn and Teller speaks out with the secrets of “Celebrity Apprentice” and the byline of “Donald Trump is a whackjob!”

Like all desperate celebrities, I’ve been on more than one reality show. I also did “Dancing with the Stars.” I was amazed to find out that “The Celebrity Apprentice” was more honest and straightforward than “DWTS.”

Color me unsurprised.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:06 PM
November 13, 2012
Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends if You Don't Support Gay Marriage

I don’t agree with terrorist tactics, but the fact that Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends if You Don’t Support Gay Marriage seems a compelling way to make a point.

Seriously, all these men would be way better husbands than I am right now. They are all ripped.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:36 PM
Videos Poking Fun at Clueless DSLR Users

Funny video Poking Fun at Clueless DSLR Users as part of a mirrorless camera marketing campaign.

I’m secretly terrified I’m all of those people. You guys would tell me if I was, right?

Right??

Funny Stuff , Photography - Posted by Arcterex at 02:31 PM
November 08, 2012
Famous Musical Artists Remixed to Sound Like Different Music Genres

Famous Musical Artists Remixed to Sound Like Different Music Genres. Yup, exactly what it says. Also as awesome as you think it will be. The death metal version of Beiber is possibly my favorite.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:22 PM
November 06, 2012
The Apple Haters' 7 Stages of Grief

Originally cribbed from an Ars forum post, but I had a little giggle at the list of The Apple Haters’ 7 Stages of Grief.

I’ll give you up to 5 or 6 personally, but I don’t know about 7.

Note: Pretty sure a find/replace of “Apple” for “Android” or [your favorite company] will work just as well :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:47 AM
November 01, 2012
A Real Found Footage Horror Movie

5 Second Films posted A Real Found Footage Horror Movie. Most realistic one I’ve ever seen.

Thanks to my buddy Squiz for the link.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:11 AM
October 29, 2012
Marco Visits the Microsoft Store

My internet pal Marco went and visited An alternate universe called The Microsoft Store and got to play with a Surface RT and some MS salespeople. Not all went as planned.

I gave up. It was like arguing with a Tea Partier. But I figured, now that I had broken character a little, I’d risk a bit more. […]

Realistically, fanboy or not this is the point of view of an Apple Person looking at competing tablets, I’m sure that a similar review could be written by a Microsoft Person in an Apple Store. Marco’s a good writer though, and does well to identify some good points about the Surface, and MS’s approach to the tablet market in general.

Apple’s products say, “You can’t do that because we think it would suck.” Microsoft’s products say, “We’ll let you try to do anything on anything if you really want to, even if it sucks.”

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:52 PM
October 22, 2012
The Joy of Tech comic - The Apple Event Checklist

If you’re prepping for the rumored iPad mini event on October 23 then you’ll want to check out The Joy of Tech’s Apple Event checklist. Looks pretty much accurate.

Funny Stuff , iPad - Posted by Arcterex at 11:44 AM
Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

Funny stuff: Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied.

[…] Moreover, no one on the committee can identify who or what instilled Dr. Jones with the belief that an archaeologist’s tool kit should consist solely of a bullwhip and a revolver.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:28 AM
October 11, 2012
A PSA That Aims to End First World Problems

A PSA That Aims to End First World Problems.

So many problems to solve….

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:57 PM
October 04, 2012
A tech support scammer dials Ars Technica

Seems to be the story of the day today, where A tech support scammer dials Ars Technica and gets, well, you can imagine. Read the article.

When the call came yesterday morning, I assumed at first I was being trolled—it was just too perfect to be true. My phone showed only “Private Caller” and, when I answered out of curiosity, I was connected to “John,” a young man with a clear Indian accent who said he was calling from “Windows Technical Support.” My computer, he told me, had alerted him that it was infested with viruses. He wanted to show me the problem—then charge me to fix it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:56 PM
September 28, 2012
OCD Nightmares

A Photo Album full of an OCD sufferers worst nightmares.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:55 PM
September 25, 2012
Devs, BlackBerry Is Going To Keep On Loving You

So Gruber linked to this video entitled Devs, BlackBerry Is Going To Keep On Loving You.

I can’t believe this isn’t a spoof, parody or with tongue jammed firmly in-cheek.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:36 AM
September 24, 2012
Tourettes Karaoke Lional Richie's 'Hello'

I don’t know if the Tourettes Karaoke version of Lional Richie’s ‘Hello’ is “real” tourettes, but it’s still pretty damn funny.

Note: NSFW language, unless you have a workplace without a good HR policy :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:30 PM
September 18, 2012
Inspector Space Time... Or "Untitled Web Series"

Via my buddy StaticRed is this “Untitled Web Series…”, or “Inspector Spacetime”. I think any Whovians will recognize some similarities in this one….

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:51 PM
September 17, 2012
"Banned" iPhone 5 Ad Parodies Apple's Design Video

The awesome Gentlemen’s Rant guys have put out the “Banned” iPhone 5 Ad that Parodies Apple’s Design Video. I love my iPhone and everything, but this is absolutely hilarious.

Funny Stuff , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 11:46 AM
September 07, 2012
Bad Lip Reading Gives 'Twilight' Stars Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart New Dialogue

Bad Lip Reading Gives ‘Twilight’ Stars Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart New Dialogue.

The latest video to be released goes after a favorite punching bag in the movie world, Twilight. Multiple conversations between Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella (Kristen Stewart) are re-dubbed with some of the most absurd dialogue you can think of, including one of the most dramatic discussions about cake ever spoken. Strangely enough, the writing here feels better than the actual movie.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:05 PM
September 03, 2012
Everyday Hulk

Everyday Hulk - great find by JWZ. Here’s the authors website.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:48 AM
August 31, 2012
Nutjob attempts to extort $35 computer from non-profit foundation

The title basically covers it. Long read, but worth it I think. Kudos to the RasberryPi guys for standing their ground when a Nutjob attempts to extort $35 computer from non-profit foundation.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:22 PM
August 30, 2012
2 Hamsters 1 Wheel

The most awesome video of 2 Hamsters in 1 Wheel you will see today.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:18 PM
Restore your own Ecce Homo!

Remember a few days ago when someone completely botched the restoration of a historic painting? Think you could do better? Now you can Restore your own Ecce Homo!

Check out what others have done by searching for other submissions at #ceciliaprize

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:03 AM
August 28, 2012
August 2012 Fails on Devour.com

What better way to feel better about yourself than by watching others failures? I give you the August 2012 Fails on Devour.com. Note: some not for the faint of heart.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:14 PM
August 23, 2012
Dogshaming

Dogshaming is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:18 PM
August 22, 2012
The 9 Most Ridiculous Moments of the Apple vs. Samsung Trial

The 9 Most Ridiculous Moments of the Apple vs. Samsung Trial. Gizmodo.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:38 PM
August 21, 2012
The Avengers Gag Reel

The Avengers Gag Reel. Just what it says :)

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 08:30 AM
August 20, 2012
The Pointless History of Stylus Advertising

Great look at The Pointless History of Stylus Advertising: The Worst E-Ink Spots From Samsung, HP, Apple.

Outside magically minimizing files, Stylus pens are often shown circling things and crossing things out. In tons of ads that feature Stylus pens, users are constantly shown looking at an image or a website or some product, and simply using the pen to circle things, point to things, or cross things out. In another ad for the Asus’ Eee slate, for example, a fashion blogger is showing doing all three (0:33): X-ing out one picture, circling another, and then drawing an arrow for good measure.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:58 AM
Hilarious 'Leaked' Promo Video for the iPhone 5

This is pretty damn funny: This ‘Leaked’ Promo Video for the iPhone 5 Is Not Real But it Should Be.

Funny Stuff , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 10:48 AM
August 08, 2012
13 Things a Stand-Up Comedian Won't Tell You

Pretty funny (cause it’s true (or so I assume, cause I read it on the internet)) look at 13 Things a Stand-Up Comedian Won’t Tell You from Reader’s Digest.

  1. The worst audience? Bachelorette parties. The bride-to-be expects the entire evening to be all about her, her, her … and alcohol doesn’t help. Some comics have learned how to give Bridezilla her 30 seconds and move on. But if she’s going to yell “Whoo!” every few seconds—it’s a problem.
Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:47 AM
August 03, 2012
The Profound Programmer

The Profound Programmer is a great site with those posters of profound quotes, but from a more realistic, bitter, programmer point of view.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:10 PM
July 26, 2012
Bob Ross Remixed | Happy Little Clouds

Bob Ross Remixed | Happy Little Clouds. Almost as good as Mr Rogers remixed from a couple of weeks ago.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:54 AM
July 20, 2012
New Programming Jargon

Great stuff (some new, some old) from Coding Horror: New Programming Jargon.

Funny Stuff , Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 05:42 PM
July 10, 2012
XKCD Answers "What If"

What-if.xkcd.com looks like the most awesome thing ever, answering hypothetical everyday questions. Check out the what if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light question.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:33 AM
July 09, 2012
The Oatmeal's Bag-o-Cash

Asked and delivered, As promised, here’s the photo of $211,223 in cash we raised for charity from the Oatmeal after their charity-raising binge post-legal issues.

That’s a lot of money.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:27 PM
xkcd: United Shapes

Another great xkcd: United Shapes

Now only if he’d do one for Canada!

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:57 PM
July 05, 2012
A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self

Pretty funny video of A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self.

Via this reddit thread.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:33 PM
HerpDerpParticle on Twitter

So it’ll be short lived, but following HerpDerpParticle (@derpparticle) on twitter is well worth it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:39 PM
July 02, 2012
Great depiction of Rim

I saw the title worth it for the drive by and had no idea what to expect. Then I watched it and lol’d.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:06 AM
June 25, 2012
How movie theaters SHOULD be laid out @ The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal once again hits it out of the park with How movie theaters SHOULD be laid out.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:28 PM
June 11, 2012
Definitely Raining - A Site For Vancouverites

Definitely Raining, with the tagline “Vancouver, WTF” is definitely for my fellow interneters from the Lower Mainland.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:32 PM
June 07, 2012
Shell's Epic Private Party Fail - Updated: Fake

Shell’s Epic Private Party #Fail.

“It all started with a malfunction…. of the event’s centerpiece, a scale model of the Kulluk, one of the rigs heading up north, which was sitting in a basin of liquor (rum and coke?) next to an ice sculpture in the shape of an iceberg.

That’s pretty awesome(ly bad).

Update: Gawker says it’s a fake. Yea, guess it was too good to be true.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:35 AM
June 06, 2012
Text from Xcode

Text from Xcode is an awesome blog for those enjoying some Apple / XCode humor. I think this one is my favorite so far.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:51 PM
June 04, 2012
5 Things You Need To Know About Brewing Coffee

Great link from my buddy James, of RainGeek fame: 5 things you need to know about that wonder-beverage, coffee. If you read nothing but one paragraph here, read this one:

The smell of coffee makes women more likely to give out their phone number. Anything that gets the adrenaline flowing increases sexual arousal so coffee and a roller coaster might be an excellent date idea. When things get stressful coffee is a good idea for women but not for men. Coffee has also been shown to reduce depression in women. Pregnant women definitely should not drink it. (Alcohol — in modest amounts — during pregnancy can actually be a good thing.)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:12 AM
June 01, 2012
Great X-Men First Class Spoof

Much thanks to JTStrocel of RainGeek for this great X-Men First Class spoof Put Your Tits Away Emma Frost!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:16 PM
May 31, 2012
Truer Words Were Never Spoken

If you want to get any work done, you have to use a decoy.

Via reddit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:18 PM
May 28, 2012
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Suddenly all those zombie movies seem silly in the light of this revelation.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:56 PM
May 23, 2012
The Oatmeal Responds to Forbes Regarding The Tesla comic

Great post on the Oatmeal: I wrote a response to the Forbes article about my Tesla comic. You’ll remember the Tesla comic a couple of days back.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
10 Things Kids Today Would Never Believe About Flying in the 1980s

Great post over at Everywhereist: 10 Things Kids Today Would Never Believe About Flying in the 1980s. I’m in my mid-30s now and I remember (vaguely) flying when I was around 5 or 6, so right around 1980 or so. I was invited (or asked to go, I forget which) to go and visit the cockpit and saw the pilots flying, and I also distinctly remember the smoking section in the back of the plane.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:26 AM
May 22, 2012
Pet Interviews - Guinea Pig

Pretty hilarious Pet Interview with a Guinea Pig for a campaign for pets. And you know I love pets.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:29 AM
May 17, 2012
forgetfoo. -- Crashing A Lamborghini  

Oh wow, thanks to forgetfoo for posting this Crashing A Lamborghini   video.

“With great horsepower comes great responsibility.”

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:58 PM
May 15, 2012
Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived

The Oatmeal: Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived.

Epic.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:30 PM
May 11, 2012
Marco: Why I Don't Have Comments On My Site

Great post on Why I don’t have comments on my site from Marco, Apple Cult-Member and instapaper author.

In my past I’m pretty sure I posted more than one of these types of vitriol spitting comments, probably directed towards “Micro$loth har har”, so I can only look down my nose so much. Not sure if I’m also a cult member or maybe I’ve just grown up and have realized that Mac is good for some things, Linux is good for some things, and Windows is good for some things.

Better to talk about something that’ll cause people less stress, like religion or the pro-choice/pro-life debate. Or Vi vs Emacs.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:57 AM
This Advertising Life - Funny Gifs Illustrating Life

This Advertising Life.

“The emotions of life in advertising as told through gifs.”

Via Shawn Blanc.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:26 AM
April 25, 2012
Pizza Hut Middle East Debuts Crusts Made Of Cheeseburgers And Chicken Strips

Looking for something tasty? Testing your immunity to heart attacks? Or maybe have a death wish? Check out the new pizza topping made from cheeseburgers that Pizza Hut Middle East Debuted.

Plain old stuffed crust? That’s so last decade — at least according to Domino’s Pizza. Earlier this year, the chain rolled out a line of “Stuffed Cheesy Bread” that’s full of “cheese, cheese, and more cheese.” In fact, the breads — which come in Spinach and Feta, Bacon and Jalapeño, and plain Cheese — contain as much cheese as an entire medium pizza.

Seriously, that looks like something you get on your way to the electric chair. The greese would probably help conductivity as well.

Thanks to Bryan for passing this on.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:05 PM
Stephen Colbert Uncovers a Canadian Currency Conspiracy

Stephen Colbert Uncovers a Canadian Currency Conspiracy. Crap, he’s on to us!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:06 AM
April 24, 2012
Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun

Awesome video: Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun. Via Jim.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:12 PM
April 18, 2012
Stuff Blowing up at 2,500 FPS

It’s true, everything looks awesome at 2,500 FPS, especially if it’s stupid things and/or stuff blowing up.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:12 PM
April 17, 2012
Dilbert's Wally and the Quantum Computer

The Dilbert comic strip for 04/17/2012 is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen recently. Wally rocks.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:02 AM
iPhone 4 vs .50 Cal Sniper Rifle iPhone 4s

iPhone 4 vs .50 Cal Sniper Rifle iPhone 4s. Really not much more to say. I won’t spoil the ending though, but I’ll bet you can figure out how it goes :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:40 AM
April 16, 2012
Titanic in SUPER 3D

I knew that Titantic was getting the 3D treatment for the re-release, but I didn’t know it was in SUPER 3D.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:38 AM
April 11, 2012
What Happens When A 35-Year-Old Man Retakes The SAT?

A hilarious read: What Happens When A 35-Year-Old Man Retakes The SAT?

If you’re 35 years old and you’re thinking about retaking the SAT as a kind of blog stunt, I would highly recommend you avoid it. In fact, I would recommend that no one take the SAT ever. It’s a sternly worded dinosaur of a test, graded in an arbitrary manner with outdated equipment, and it blows. The only reason people take it is because they have to. It exists only so that preppy dipshits can brag about their scores well into adulthood if they did well. I hate it. I hope the Princeton Review gets fucked by a cattle prod.

Via Daring Fireball a couple days ago.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:29 PM
April 10, 2012
Useless Mug Review Mug

Marco posts about his Useless mug image from Twitter the other day. Sadly the Update is that all orders were cancelled. Great novelty mug idea though.

UPDATE: After receiving 116 orders for these mugs today, Zazzle canceled all of them, telling every customer (but not me, yet) that it’s an acceptable-use violation: “Design contains an image or text that may be subject to copyright.” This was just something fun, and I don’t have time to battle them on this. Now I just know that Zazzle sucks, and I’ll never do business with them again.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:33 PM
April 05, 2012
10 video games viewed from a slightly different perspective

The Portal one was my favorite.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 11:53 PM
Here's A More Realistic Look At Google's Project Glass

That didn’t take long…. a A More Realistic Look At Google’s Project Glass via TechCrunch.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:31 AM
April 04, 2012
The Strobist April Fool's Joke That Almost Was

David Hobby writes about his Ambitious April Fool’s Joke which was almost pulled off. So, so close.

Eight hours behind, I remember getting very little sleep that night, alternating between the glee of launching an epic, intercontinental April Fool’s Day prank on Joe — and wondering what it would be like to spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder. Because Joe is a very accomplished joker in his own right. And I am pretty sure he has a long memory.

Make sure you read the full story.

Funny Stuff , Photography - Posted by Arcterex at 10:50 AM
April 01, 2012
Reddit Timeline(tm) And Other April Fools Jokes

Well, the Reddit timeline(tm) is possibly the best and most awesome bit of this years April Fools I’ve seen so far.

Other notable bits:

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:06 AM
March 28, 2012
50 Creative MacBook Decals and Stickers

50 Creative MacBook Decals and Stickers via @moo.com.

I’ll take the portal one please!

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff , Random Linkage - Posted by Arcterex at 01:16 PM
March 21, 2012
Tim Cook Unboxes the new iPad

Tim Cook Unboxes the new iPad. Ok, that is friggin’ hilarious.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:40 AM
March 20, 2012
The Real Meaning of MPH

The latest viral video seems to be The real meaning of MPH in which you can see…. well, just watch it yourself.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:15 AM
Canon v.s Nikon Video By Joey Lawrence

Canon v.s Nikon. Ok, even if you’re not a photographer you’ll love this one.

Funny Stuff , Photography - Posted by Arcterex at 09:58 AM
February 29, 2012
Awesome Portal decal for your iPad

Check out this snazzy Portal decal for your iPad from MacGasm.

Funny Stuff , Gaming , Random Linkage - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
February 28, 2012
President Obama Roasts Donald Trump At White House Correspondents' Dinner

This isn’t a political blog, but I thought the President Obama Roasts Donald Trump At White House Correspondents’ Dinner video was pretty damn funny (even more so when you compare it to the ~~laughter-less~~ wonky laughter version from Fox News.

Via this reddit thread.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:17 AM
February 27, 2012
Sacha Baron Cohen's 'Dictator' Dumps Kim Jong Il's Ashes On Ryan Seacrest

Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘Dictator’ Dumps Kim Jong Il’s Ashes On Ryan Seacrest. Once again proving that SBC is awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:32 PM
February 22, 2012
Dell's the computer to use if taking photos of fat guys farting is your thing

Dell’s the computer to use if taking photos of fat guys farting is your thing. I seriously thought this was a joke title until 2/3 of the way through this video.

Seriously WTF? I am not against pictures of fat guys farting, everyone has their thing and their art, but is this something that Dell really wants as a promotion for them and their laptops? Seriously?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:04 PM
February 21, 2012
The Oatmeal On Online TV Show Rental/Purchase

Once again The Oatmeal is spot on with I tried to watch Game of Thrones and this is what happened. Unfortunately the entertainment industry has about a brazillion dollars and people still want to consume their output, so my cynical self doesn’t see this changing any time soon.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:19 AM
February 19, 2012
HTTP Response Cats

Passed on from a friend: HTTP Response Cats

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:11 AM
February 15, 2012
The "What ... Thinks I Do" Meme

My buddy Tim has a great contribution to the (somewhat overdone) meme involving Star Trek Captains.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:51 PM
An open letter to the worst human being to ever sit in a theater

An open letter to the worst human being to ever sit in a theater.

Here’s where things sort of fell apart.  All three times, your response was to lean away from me as if I had just started throwing up in your ear.  You ignored me, and you refused to even look at me.  You stopped speaking for a combined total of maybe 20 seconds, and then immediately went back to it.

I think I would have gone and taken the hit of the assault charge.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:06 PM
February 06, 2012
Watch Stephen Colbert's Defense of Planned Parenthood

Watch Stephen Colbert’s Defense of Planned Parenthood. So damn good. America, you crazy!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:18 AM
February 05, 2012
Super Bowl 2012 Commercials

Business Insider has all of the Super Bowl 2012 Commercials arranged for you. Sadly no indication of if they’re good or not, but there are 59 of them to go through :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:20 PM
January 31, 2012
Apple Scotland is having a wee bit of trouble with Siri

Apple Scotland is having a wee bit of trouble with Siri. Hilarious.

Funny Stuff , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 02:50 PM
January 27, 2012
Describe Your Sex Live With A Movie Title

Don’t Link This asks: Describe your sex live with a movie title and the comments are awesome.

Home Alone.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 AM
January 22, 2012
The Brooks Review on RIM's CEO Changes

If I Were CEO. Yup, that’s about accurate.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:54 PM
January 20, 2012
Humorous Review of Microsoft Visual Studio 2010

Great article on Visual Studio 2010 from Ars, relating it to a text adventure game.

Play starts with the spell game. The game has three difficulty modes. In the two easiest modes Visual Studio questers must cast spells to appease a malevolent gatekeeper known only as "the compiler," combining the text adventuring of Zork with the wizardy and magic of Loom. If the player's spell contains even a single faulty incantation, the compiler will respond with a torrent of abuse and spells of its own; the player must piece together clues contained within compiler's response to determine how they went wrong.

Funny Stuff , Software - Posted by Arcterex at 03:02 PM
January 19, 2012
Lazy Jedi

Don't lie, if you were a Jedi you'd be like this too.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:58 AM
January 11, 2012
Comedian Jimmy Carr vs Hecklers

Great video of Jimmy Carr destroying some hecklers on his various specials. Absolutely awesome stuff.

This is why you don't mess with a proper comedian :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:41 PM
January 07, 2012
The Restart Page

Ever wanted to relive the glory of restarting your windows 95 computer? Or MacOS 7? Or NEXT? Or Windows XP? Well now you can with The Restart Page!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:24 AM
January 05, 2012
iPad Abuse

When you see the title: And now a video of a kid getting hit in the face with an iPad for being a douche it sort of gives the video away. Still, this is a use of the iPad that I completely endorse under these circumstances.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:04 PM
A Message to America On Your Election Year From Canada

Was passed on this video from Canada to the US on the year of their election.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:49 PM
December 21, 2011
Today's Dilbert Strip Seems Particularly Poignant

Not that I'm bitter, I got my Christmas bonus, but still, the Dilbert comic strip for 12/21/2011 hit my heartstrings somehow.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:07 AM
December 20, 2011
Amazon Kindle Fire vs. iPad 2 @ Marco.org

Marco has done it again with an amusing Amazon Kindle Fire vs. iPad 2 comparison chart.

Anyway, the main attraction of Amazon's Kindle Fire vs. iPad 2 page is the big comparison table. Other people's feature-comparison checklists always leave out factors that are important to me, so I made my own additions that Amazon is welcome to include on their page[...]

This is obviously a "fanboy" response to the Kindle, done in (mostly) jest, but demonstrating just how silly feature lists really are, because they really will never show you the real story, but just what whoever is selling you wants the story to be (though, that's basically what marketing is all about).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:29 PM
December 19, 2011
Best Fails of 2011

Best Fails of 2011 has some spectacular examples of bad decision making and bad luck. I especially like the tractor at 1:44.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:27 PM
December 16, 2011
12 Funniest Beer Commercials

Some in here I hadn't seen before: 12 Funniest Beer Commercials from Oddee.com.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:10 AM
December 15, 2011
Kids Receiving Intentionally Crappy Christmas Presents Is The Funniest Thing You'll See Today

Kids Receiving Intentionally Crappy Christmas Presents Is The Funniest Thing You'll See Today. Pretty much exactly what the title says. Via friends on Facebook and the comedy of Jimmy Kimmel :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 AM
December 14, 2011
Simon's Cat in Fowl Play

New to me anyway: Simon's Cat in Fowl Play. Another excellent entry into the Simon's Cat compendium.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:14 AM
December 11, 2011
Ultraman is Airwolf Spoken Word By Ernie Cline Now A Free Download

To celebrate The 10th Anniversary of Ultraman is Airwolf is Now A Free Download. This is the spoken word album by Ernie Cline (currently of Ready Player One fame) that introduced me to him in 2003. Hilarious stuff. Definitely something to download ASAP!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:30 AM
November 17, 2011
For all those born in 80′s

Posted on my birthday: For all those born in 80′s.

Appropriate.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:55 PM
October 26, 2011
John Hodgman's "That is All" Book Trailer

That is All.

Awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:15 PM
October 25, 2011
The Query of Despair

Wow, I thought that some of the auto-generated SQL from the depths of wordpress were bad... that's before I saw The Query of Despair over at The Daily WTF.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:21 AM
October 20, 2011
Great Siri / iPhone 4S Parody

Great iPhone 4S (Parody) found via r/iphone.

Funny Stuff , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 11:08 AM
October 18, 2011
Instant Elevator Music Windows App

Aryk sent me this: Instant Elevator Music Automatically Plays Whenever You Move Files Around. How is this not the most needed windows utility in history?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:22 PM
October 07, 2011
Rant Worth Listening To

Hilarious (and true?) Rant worth listening to over on youtube. Via a coworker. Note there is strong language, so wear headphones or if your ears are sensitive, don't listen :)


Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:06 AM
September 30, 2011
The Top 6 Alternatives To The Kindle Fire

The Top 6 Alternatives To The Kindle Fire, because a device that's not released yet needs alternatives (and lets be honest, the group of contenders there is more a list of "what isn't the iPad").

As a side note, hows this for the definition of "damning with faint praise":

It's hard to love the Playbook, but if you're a diehard BlackBerry addict and you like a tablet with a smooth OS and great screen, this may be the one for you. Despite Playbook's sad storyline - released too soon, email and calendaring apps that didn't work right, a wonky syncing system - it's a solid device for BlackBerry users.

"Well, this car will explode about a tenth of the time that you drive it you'll find yourself on fire, the tires will sometimes randomly deflate while on the highway, and you can't drive more than 30, but for a Canadian it's fine."

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 PM
Guy chokes a kid after being made fun of in Black Ops

Guy chokes a kid after being made fun of in Black Ops, we're ... upset is the title of this Joystiq post. Be sure you read it all, and in no way endorsed by us here at UFies.org.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 12:50 PM
September 27, 2011
A visual comparison of hammer pants VS hipsters

A coworker brought this comic from The Oatmeal of A visual comparison of hammer pants VS hipsters to my attention. Not sure what he's trying to say to me though.

[I truly wish I had a picture of myself in either hammer pants or hipster garb to insert here, but sadly I'm way too cool to wear either.]

I'll assume he was simply mentioning it because The Oatmeal is awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:52 PM
September 12, 2011
No App For Acne

In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that the FTC says the AcneApp won't work to cute acne. That said, anyone who paid for it deserves to lose the $0.99 (or whatever it was) for believing that putting your iPhone on your acne for a few minutes a day will cure it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:40 PM
Long List of Bad Tech Jokes

Someone over on Google+ pointed me to this long list of tech jokes, none of which I have anything to do with.

[...] @spikelynch The problem with mutex jokes is that they're race-ist. #protolol @OhMeadhbh: the SYN flood attack #protolol: "knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? ..." @toastido ASCII jokes need no ANSI. #protolol @yoshicool NTP jokes are always on time #protolol @RichGibson Everyone gets snmp jokes but only some people understand them #protolol [... etc ... ]

If you're not geeky though, you can skip this post completely :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:07 AM
August 31, 2011
5-Second Films · Planking

This 5-Second Films on Planking should be required watching.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:51 AM
August 29, 2011
Live Blog of The MTV Video Music Awards

Pretty funny Live Blog of the MTV Video Music Awards from someone unfamiliar with the current music scene. I can only imagine that I'd be even worse.

Nicki Minaj is wearing a nice outfit. This is the future.

Not sure who this rock band is. They look like douchebags, though.

[...]
Here's a Jersey Shore thing. In guess you forgot that MTV is responsible for Jersey Shore.

Via this reddit discussion.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 AM
Funny Look at Steve Jobs' Calendar

Joy of Tech has a great funny look at Steve Jobs' Calendar Now He's No Longer CEO.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:19 AM
August 22, 2011
Hoarders: Digital Storage Edition

I laughed at this Extralife cartoon: Hoarders: Digital Storage Edition, but only to hide the growing fear that they were talking about me.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:30 AM
August 18, 2011
Anderson Cooper Cracks Up During Depardieu-Inspired Punning Spree

So again the title pretty much says it all. watch the video where Anderson Cooper makes fun of french actor Gerad Depardieu for (allegedly) urinating in the isle of an aircraft after being told he wasn't allowed to get up to go to the bathroom while they were taxiing and (rightfully so) cracks himself up. Pretty damn funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:14 AM
August 17, 2011
'Jersey Shore' Audition Tapes For People You'd Actually Want To Watch!

'Jersey Shore' Audition Tapes For People You'd Actually Want To Watch!

Fans of the unwatchable abomination that is MTV's (inexplicably) hit show, Jersey Shore, might not know this, but there were plenty of others who sent in audition tapes to be part of the show.

Sorry about the stupid pre-roll ad in the video. Worth the wait though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:51 PM
August 15, 2011
Team Fortress 2 In Lego

Nice set of pics on flickr of Team Fortress 2 done in Lego.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:04 PM
August 11, 2011
Text Editors in The Lord of the Rings

Just for fun.... where would they be: Text Editors in The Lord of the Rings. Mostly just a dis against TextMate, but the vi and emacs ones are pretty funny too :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:55 AM
August 08, 2011
Game of Thrones as a Buddy Comedy

Awesome mashup of Game of Thrones as a buddy comedy. Pretty amazing the power of editing, a different musical score and a voiceover and the entire tone of the show changes 180 degrees.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:09 PM
August 04, 2011
Developers / Designers / PMs As Seen By Each Other

Forgetfoo gets another one: War Between Developers.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:04 PM
August 03, 2011
Companion Cube Soap

Companion Cube Soap for those not lucky enough to get your own knitted companion cube...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:58 PM
July 29, 2011
Cool Use of On Camera Flash

Strobist points to a pretty cool use of a "few" cameras with on camera flash. Just a few mind you.

Funny Stuff , Photography - Posted by Arcterex at 02:46 PM
July 28, 2011
Microsoft's Anti-Gmail Video

Created obviously to get plays at it's ridiculousness.... Microsoft's latest Google-compete weapon: The Gmail man via daring fireball.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:59 PM
July 27, 2011
Spock Is Not Impressed

Spock Is Not Impressed. Presented without comment.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:17 PM
July 26, 2011
What CAN'T you do in the Apple Store?

Mark Malkoff finds out What CAN'T you do in the Apple Store?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:02 PM
July 19, 2011
‪X-MEN BORN THIS WAY (Lady Gaga Parody)‬‏

Thanks to my buddy Gavin for pasing on this great Lady Gaga parody (no, not turning into a gagablog I promise!): ‪X-MEN BORN THIS WAY.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:49 PM
July 15, 2011
How Commercial Airplanes SHOULD Be Laid Out @ The Oatmeal

Another awesome comic from The Oatmeal on How commercial airplanes SHOULD be laid out. Props for the child kennel area.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:27 PM
July 12, 2011
Steve Lambert's 404 Page

Darren pointed me to what is quite possibly the most awesome 404 page on the net, and also the most awkward.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:11 PM
Great Quote on "PC vs. Mac"

I think that this comment is pretty much the end of discussion on the "PC vs. Mac" "war".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:43 AM
July 07, 2011
Plot Device Short Movie

Via twitter found the movie Plot Device on Vimeo. Pretty awesome and inventive storytelling!

(PS: Make sure you stay for after the credits!)

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 03:32 PM
July 06, 2011
Bill Bailey Sends A Message To Metallica

Pretty awesome display of musical prowess as UK comedian Bill Bailey Sends A Message To Metallica:

British comedian and multi-instrumentalist Bill Bailey has posted a video online in which he demonstrates why he and his band are more than ready to take Metallica's place at this weekend's edition of the Sonisphere Festival in the United Kingdom.
Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:08 PM
June 23, 2011
Awesome Notebook Cover

My twitter friend @awphotographs (Amy Willard) posted this great notebook cover with the simple title of "need". Damn straight.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:20 PM
Spoof Video Pokes Fun at DSLR Rigs

Hilarious: Spoof Video Pokes Fun at DSLR Rigs. My video making friends will want to rush out and order this new rig.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:54 PM
June 20, 2011
Stephen Colbert Sings Friday!

He does a great job too. Stephen Colbert Sings "Friday" If you're in the US the Hulu link is far easier to find. However, for us .ca folks, this one is good.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:42 AM
June 17, 2011
Scottish Comedian Frankie Boyle Delights to Offend

Wow, the second video of Scottish Comedian Frankie Boyle is freakin' hilarious. Must find more copies of this "Rush Hour" show.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:36 PM
Another Simon's Cat: Hidden Treasure

Another great video: Simon's Cat in Hidden Treasure

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:32 PM
A Little Bumblebee Commit "Ooops"

I'm pretty sure that the user comments are more funny than the code commit itself. Definitely a brown-bag error for whatever this Bumblebee thing is.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
June 15, 2011
Looking to Trade my Game 7 Tickets

I, and the rest of the guys at the office, had a good laugh at this craigslist post. Non-hockey/Vancouver people can ignore it. Text below in case it disappears:

Looking to Trade my Game 7 Tickets. - $1 (Surrey)

Date: 2011-06-14, 2:25PM PDT

I'm look to trade my tickets for Game 7 with anyone who can bring me Tim Thomas Alive, preferably bound. Not looking to harm him in any way just looking to hold him captive during Game 7. Will release him once the Canucks evidently hold the Stanley Cup.

Tim Arrives in British Columbia today, theres many opportunities to subdue him, I am aware that he likes Japadogs and Archie Comics. Please do not mistake Tim Thomas for Drew Carrie, I have put a picture below to distinquish the two. I do not have any use for Drew Carrie, I don't think anyone does.

Will also include a free Canucks Jersey and Henrik Sedin Bobble Head.

Thank You.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:42 PM
June 14, 2011
Download Samuel L. Jackson's audiobook version of Go The Fuck To Sleep for F

Great book, and now you can Download Samuel L. Jackson's audiobook version of Go The Fuck To Sleep for free. All you need is a free audible account.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:04 PM
June 09, 2011
Emacs User at Work

LOL at the Emacs user at work. Thanks Aryk!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:14 PM
Twenty-Four Bits Per Intern

I loved this Daily WTF so much that I shared it with some of my web designer friends. Twenty-Four Bits Per Intern.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:57 PM
June 08, 2011
Siracusa said so. - Actual Quotes

I haven't really gotten into the Hypercritial podcast, but after reading some of the gems at Siracusa said so, I think it's time to re-subscribe.

"I've written enough PHP in anger to know about the language" (ep. 17, min. 35)

That one, as a new PHP programmer, is my favorite.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:44 PM
June 02, 2011
George Lucas Strikes Back

This fan trailer of George Lucas Strikes Back is quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Hat tip @samspratt.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:53 AM
May 30, 2011
Star Trek's Leonard Nimoy Un-Retires for Bruno Mars

The video here is so full of win I don't know what to say. In 3 minutes 36 seconds Leonard Nimoy has completely re-invigorated his career. At least in my eyes.

My god it's awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:30 AM
May 26, 2011
Becoming Batman

Fantastic Quora question and answer: Superheroes: Given our current technology and with the proper training, would it be possible for someone to become Batman?

The genius of Batman is that it pretends to be realistic, it lets us convince ourselves that with enough money and training, we could become Batman, too. But it's still fantasy, it's just a fantasy that is more compelling and convincing and thus more fun.

Hat tip to Shawn Blanc.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:31 PM
May 24, 2011
The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

Great list of The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time. Thanks to my buddy Jim for passing it on. NSFW language obviously :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:05 PM
May 19, 2011
How To Get Things Done Faster

When they say that this is possibly the most useful video you'll ever watch in terms of saving you time in your life, they're not kidding. The shirt removal video alone is worth the price of admission.

The 'bonus' video of the greatest proposal ever though, don't let your girlfriend, wife or fiance watch that lest they be very jealous and ask "why didn't you do something like that for me? Don't you love me as much as he does her?" (might be just me projecting though).

Funny Stuff , Random Linkage - Posted by Arcterex at 01:46 PM
May 12, 2011
The Day The Routers Died...

The Day The Routers Died.... Funny song :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:20 PM
More Jon Stewart Vs Fox Video

Another great clip from the Daily Show where Jon Stewart lambastes Fox News. Always fun stuff.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:22 PM
May 03, 2011
The Greatest RL Troll of all time.

The greatest RL troll of all time. Great video, keep on watching past the time you think "this guy is just an ass" though, it's pretty cool to see just how often and in what awesome ways he was a complete and total ass :) Thanks cthulhu for the link.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:47 AM
April 27, 2011
Hacker Typer

Hacker Typer. For when you need to hack, and fast.

Great idea. Kudos to JTStrocel.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:04 PM
April 26, 2011
A Crappy Job

An image like this makes me stop complaining about my job....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:22 PM
Movie Ages (XKCD)

Possibly the most depressing thing I've seen all day. Thank god I still fit in the chart (barely).

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 PM
Great Review of Tiny Wings (iPhone Game)

Maniacal Rage pretty much perfectly describes my feelings about Tiny Wings, and why you should buy this evil, hateful game right away.

And speaking of setbacks, why can't this stupid fucking bird follow the laws of physics? Why does he sometimes smoothly navigate slopes while other times smacking his fat chest on the crest of hills that seem perfectly shaped? Why is island 4 full of curves that seem designed to be impossible to smoothly traverse as if Andreas Illiger--that rotten bastard, that complete asshole--has purposefully designed them to spite me?
Funny Stuff , Gaming , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 11:07 AM
April 21, 2011
Thor VW Spoof Commercial

I have to admit that this'Thor' TV Spot that Aryk sent me surprised me and gave me a LOL. Great stuff.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:11 PM
April 19, 2011
How to fix any Computer

One again the Oatmeal comes through with a concise guide on How to fix any computer. As someone who knows about these things, this is 100% true.

I must also link to this XKCD which is related.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:27 AM
April 11, 2011
Mirror (Comic)

Honestly today's Abstruse Goose comics kinda freaked me out a bit.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
April 10, 2011
On iPhone Killers

Aryk sent me this cartoon which pretty much illustrates the problem with the batches of "iPhone Killers" out there.

Funny Stuff , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 11:10 AM
April 09, 2011
Canadian Combat Coffee 101

Great video on making Combat Coffee by some Canucks in Afganistan. Posted if for nothing more than the "not a fucking timmies in sight" comment :)

Via this reddit story (with awesome comments as usual).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:25 PM
April 01, 2011
Fugly Android

Fugly Android is a tumblr site to showcase Android customizations that have just gone too far...

Actually some of them are kinda cool, but I really don't know if I'd want to use them day to day. I'd like a bit more customization than iOS allows, but the curse of unlimited customization is.... well, just look at the link to see. Sometimes there is something to be said for "just leave it close to how it came" ya know? Via Daring Fireball (from a few days ago... I'm still catching up).

Android , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:02 PM
March 31, 2011
Angry Birds: The Movie Trailer

I have no words. Well, other than I'd love to see this for real.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:16 PM
March 16, 2011
Regretsy - Stuff You Regret Buying

Found Regretsy via @loydcase on twitter. Awesome site showing lists of things that you wish you hadn't bought.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:40 PM
March 14, 2011
Katamari Javascript

Katamari Hack is a bookmarket that turns any page into a Katamari Damacy. Completely pointless, but awesome nonetheless!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:22 AM
March 09, 2011
The Land Before Time

Today's Penny Arcade cartoon The Land Before Time.... all I can say is "very true".

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:50 AM
March 07, 2011
A Million Random Digits: Book Reviews

Aryk pointed me to these interesting Amazon reviews of the book A Million Random Digits.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:54 AM
March 03, 2011
Simon's Cat: "Sticky Tape"

New Simon's Cat! Sticky Tape.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:17 AM
February 22, 2011
Tonight I'm Frakking You

Too awesome for words: Tonight I'm Frakking You. Thanks to Halkeye for sharing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:34 AM
February 09, 2011
Google Translate Has a BeatBox Mode?

I have a feeling I'm the last one in the world to find this out, but according to GraphJam, you can use Google Translate for beatboxing. Try it by using their example, or hit this link (may or may not work depending on your location). The fact that they detect beatbox-like input and replace the "Listen" button with a "beatbox" one is pretty awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 AM
February 08, 2011
VW Darth Vader Commercial Deleted Scenes and Bloopers

That cute VW commercial from the other day with the mini Darth Vader has the deleted scenes and bloopers video released.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:47 PM
February 07, 2011
Geeks on Superbowl Sunday

For the geeks out there feeling out of place on Sunday when there was some sort of game or something on, don't worry, you are not alone.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:02 PM
February 03, 2011
Volkswagen Commercial: The Force

I'm sure everyone's seen the new The Force VW commercial, but if you haven't, it's good, and embedded below

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:50 AM
January 20, 2011
Kevin Smith Joins The "God Hates [whatever]" Nutcases To Protest His New Movie Red State

Kevin Smith, of Smodcast, Clerks, and QuickStop fame is going to head out to join the Westboro Baptist Church in protesting Red State at the Sundance Film festival.

Fans of Smith will remember he did something similar back in '99 protesting Dogma. One can hope that they get way more turn out. He also tells a great story about how it all came to be and his disappointment in the protest turnout at Dogma.

Argh, my mistake, looks like he's joining the counter-protest, not the protest. Bummer. Course, the Westboro people are some messed up folks who don't need any more encouragement than they have from their current endeavors.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:39 AM
January 18, 2011
Windows Phone 7 Jailbreak T-Shirt

Just a funny pic of the guy who jailbroke the Windows 7 Phone.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:02 AM
January 10, 2011
Michael Caine does Michael Caine

Funny little video of Michael Caine doing Michael Caine.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:25 AM
Funny - Why is Dropbox more popular than Similar Tools

Great funny answer on Why is Dropbox more popular than other tools with similar functionality?

Why is Dropbox more popular than other tools with similar functionality? E.g. Windows Live Sync, etc, which are free.

Via reddit. Of particular note is this comment which parodied the "made of meat" classic funny story.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:01 AM
January 05, 2011
Viral Chinese Time Travel Commercial

OK, this Viral Chinese time travel commercial has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day. Combined with the XKCD time travel joke it's great. Kudos to JTStrocel for the link.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:29 PM
My Blackberry Is Not Working Comedy

Pretty damn funny video sketch comedy from the BBC show The One Ronnie - My Blackberry Is Not Working! Man BBC has some good stuff.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:25 AM
January 03, 2011
A Burnout FAIL To Start The New Year

Ok, it's a bit late for the real start of the new year, but watching this Burnout FAIL over on failblog gave me the first chuckle of the day. Still getting used to this whole "waking up in the morning" thing, so stay tuned for more link goodness.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:31 PM
December 14, 2010
Great Programming Quotes

My buddy Deesa pointed me to this list of the Top 50 Programming Quotes of All Time (via reddit). Reminds me a bit of the Stack overflow programming quote list.

My favorite:


24. "PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals."
- Jon Ribbens

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:47 AM
December 10, 2010
The 10 Most Irreplaceable Performances in Comedy Films

Cracked.com has a nice list of The 10 Most Irreplaceable Performances in Comedy Films. I was going to pass it by and not post, until I cam across #6, Alan RIckman in SpaceQuest:

Alan Rickman can pack so much tragedy, rage, injustice and disgust into a single line that you'd swear it was a McRib.

I'd have to give it to him for his performance as Marvin in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... every time Marvin said anything with Rickman's voice I burst out laughing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:39 AM
December 09, 2010
Every OS Sucks

A nice blast from the past.... anyone else remember the great song Every OS Sucks?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:35 AM
December 07, 2010
Funny Photography TV Commercial

This Panasonic Lumix Camera TV Commercial was thrown into Reddit under the title of A Newb Meets The /r/photography forum. Both funny and a good commentary on photography.

Not an endorsement for Lumix, though I've had a couple of their cameras and they are quite nice, though their "intelligent" system is still no substitute for knowing what your f-stop and aperture are set at.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:35 AM
November 30, 2010
Web Beat Box Tool

And the most original use of google translate goes to..... the Web beat box tool via 9-5 mac.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:25 AM
November 26, 2010
Black Friday (And Happy Thanksgiving America)

Hopefully my friends in the US had time to sit, relax, and be thankful they weren't killed or maimed by the crazies shown in the video embedded below.

Seriously, I know stuff's on sale, but this is why the world thinks you're crazy you know?

Happy (slightly late) Thanksgiving!

Also as noted in the reddit comments not all the video is from American stores.... but it's more interesting to say it is :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:26 AM
November 23, 2010
You Can Trust the TSA (Video)

Great video find over at the Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - In case you are traveling this week.

Related is this article in case you were thinking that the body scanners weren't all that bad. Glad I live in Canada and right now can't afford to fly anywhere, much less in or out of the US.

Funny Stuff , Random Linkage - Posted by Arcterex at 12:52 PM
Adam Savage says "WTF, TSA?"

Great video of Adam Savage (of MythBusters' fame) at Wootstock Seattle saying "WTF, TSA?"

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
November 10, 2010
Best Commit Messages

Thanks to Tim from the FV.rb group for passing on this stackoverflow page of What is the best commit message you have ever encountered? Some real gems in there.

Also http://whatthecommit.com/

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:59 PM
Why I don't cook at Home

OMG the latest oatmeal cartoon - Why I don't cook at home - could not be more true. This is the exact reason (well, mostly anyway) why I describe to people that I didn't learn to cook.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:29 PM
November 08, 2010
'Commando, the Musical'

Wow, this is awesome.... a Fake Arnold sings in 'Commando, the Musical'. I'd watch that.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 02:08 PM
Implementing an Auto-Buy Script (XKCD Inspired)

Not much to say really.... this page details the implementation of the auto-buy script described in this XKCD cartoon. Reddit, as usual, has the comments here.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:58 AM
November 05, 2010
Damn You Auto Correct!

While the iPhone auto-correct is pretty good most of the time, the site of Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories illustrates the times when it fails. Hard.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:58 PM
November 03, 2010
AC/DC's Thunderstruck on the Bagpipes

Kudos to Grizzled for sending this great video (well, audio) of AC/DC's Thunderstruck on the bagpipes:

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:05 PM
Mad Men's Don Draper Says "What?"

Awesome compilation of Don Draper Saying "What?" over and over again. Only truly awesome if you're a Mad Men fan.

Reminds me a bit of the fuck fuck fuck scene from The Wire (NSFW language obviously).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:57 PM
October 26, 2010
Statement on FPS on Consoles

This image says all that needs to be said. Hat tip reddit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:11 AM
October 25, 2010
Yoga for Nerds

Yoga for nerds.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:57 PM
October 18, 2010
The Future is Now

At least according to this Cracked.com article.

Filed under "funny cause it's true".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:04 PM
October 13, 2010
SMBC Theater - Faking It

Too funny not to share was this SMBC Theater that a coworker shared out on FB today. Thanks @halkeye.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:05 AM
October 12, 2010
Squirrel vs. Slinky

Just a reminder that your feeble attempts to deal with squirrels probably won't work. I just hope they never get opposable thumbs....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:33 AM
October 08, 2010
Minecraft is Just Awesome

Minecraft is Just Awesome is a great parody of the Discovery Channel's "boomdiada" song for, of course, the Minecraft crowd.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 09:08 AM
October 07, 2010
100 Funny Falls

I'm sure the sadists among my audience will appreciate a video of 100 Funny Falls. SIckos. :P

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:40 AM
XKCD's Online Communities Map #2

Online Communities 2 is the new most awesome thing from XKCD. For your enjoyment, note that there's a huge size version, and you may want to look at the original comic and since my birthday is coming up, I'll just leave this link to order a poster here.... just in case ;) (though who am I kidding, no one actually reads this site...)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:29 AM
ie6 Effect Ported To HTML5

If you've been using the net for a few years you'll recognize this ie6 effect that's been ported to HTML5. Ironically doesn't work in IE (at least 8).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:10 AM
October 04, 2010
The Oatmeal On Email

If a comic can get my blood boiling and the tears starting from the horrible memories of bad email interaction, then it's doing something right. The Oatmeal - If you do this in an email, I hate you.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:03 PM
OhDoctah Parody of the Old Spice Guy

Not sure how I missed this, but @OhDoctah (sometimes guest on TWiT did a great pardody of the Old Spice commercial.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 AM
October 01, 2010
Exclusive First Look: RIM's Playbook Prototype*

Ha! Funny review of a hands on look at RIM's Playbook Prototype*. Important to note the '*' here though. :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:15 AM
September 29, 2010
Dance Fortress 2

Awesome machinema video of Team Fortress 2, called Dance Fortress 2. Great stuff, you almost have to watch it several times to see what each of the characters are done.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 04:25 PM
September 28, 2010
Alternative Autotest Icon Set

If you're into TDD and use Autotest with graphical notifications (through growl or the like), you'll be interested in this autotest-growl icon set put up on github. Thanks to the reddit post.

Funny Stuff , Web Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 10:51 AM
September 24, 2010
True Mud (True Blood Parody)

YouTube - Sesame Street: True Mud is a great True Blood parody. Thanks to K at work for pointing me to this.

Funny Stuff , TV - Posted by Arcterex at 01:49 PM
September 22, 2010
Photoshop Extreme Makeover - Angela Talbot´s Old Lady

Some pretty amazing photoshop work in this Photoshop Extreme Makeover video. Thanks forgetfoo.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:44 PM
September 19, 2010
Backwards Music Video Featuring 2 Guys & 600 Pillows

Sure it's all for an ad / viral marketing for a pillow store, but the Backwards Music Video Featuring 2 Guys & 600 Pillows is pretty cool, especially when you grok the "backwards" part. Also make sure you watch the forwards "making of" version as well.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:49 PM
September 16, 2010
Compilation of Close Calls

The luckiest bastards alive is a video of a bunch of very close calls involving people in/on/around cars, trains, and automobiles. More than a few pucker moments in there.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:51 AM
September 08, 2010
Penny Arcade - The Wager

This took me by surprise, and I actually LOL'd for real - Penny Arcade! - The Wager. Though I'd still say I'll believe it when I hold the game in my hand.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:40 PM
Two Comics to Start Your Day

Two quick comics to start your day. First is a Virtual Shackles one looking at Duke Nukem' (via reddit), and the second is this hand and penis washing logic from SMBC-comics.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:05 AM
September 07, 2010
@50Cent's Tweets In English

Some twitter accounts are just awesome... for example, rabble's tweet points to @English50Cent which is a translation of @50cent's tweets into the queen's English. Thanks to @dkubb for the pointer.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:52 PM
September 06, 2010
DOS on Dope A New MVC Web Framework

No, the "DOS" in DOS on Dope isn't funny or ironic :) I'm not saying that this is useful or practical in any way, but it is pretty cool.

Funny Stuff , Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 12:15 PM
August 31, 2010
Ted Talk - 10 things you didn't know about orgasm

Old but good - Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm. Maybe a bit slow to start, but quite amusing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:30 PM
BlueScreen Screensaver

Link to sysinternals' awesome BlueScreen screensaver. Via this story on DailyWTF.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:49 PM
August 28, 2010
Speedsolving A Rubik's Cube While Skydiving In A Rubber Boat

No, I don't know what to think either, or if I ever imagined all these words together and connected.

Speedsolving A Rubik's Cube While Skydiving In A Rubber Boat

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
August 26, 2010
Howfuckedismydatabase.com

Presenting Howfuckedismydatabase.com without further comment. Other than it's awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:00 AM
August 25, 2010
Discussion with a Java Switcher

The awesomeness of the Discussion with a Java switcher over at Merbist isn't about the Java/Ruby/etc world, but this image showing the hierarchy of what type of programmers consider themselves superior to. Also I think that Ruby (damn young kids!) should be lower than Perl programmers. Just sayin'.

Funny Stuff , Web Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 10:23 AM
August 20, 2010
A Sadistic Alarm Clock

After seeing this on reddit: The most sadistic thing ever invented, but I haven't over-snoozed in 2 weeks now it may be something to influence me to run an Android phone. Pic.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:11 AM
August 19, 2010
Street Performer WIN

Cool video of a Street Performer playing with his balls.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:08 PM
Parody Sequel to Inception - "Inebriation"

Awesome looking trailer: INEBRIATION (Inception Parody/Spoof):

Via @milesforrest.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 11:39 AM
August 18, 2010
Clients From Hell - Email from a prospective client

At least in this Email from a prospective client they were honest.... :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:24 PM
August 17, 2010
How to Make Justin Bieber Sound Incredible

Great gizmodo post on How to Make Justin Bieber Sound Incredible: Slow Him Down 800 Percent. As Aryk said when he send me this, "it's true". Definitely sounds like an epic video game or movie soundtrack. Love the first comment regarding BSG too.

Update - Or not.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:42 AM
August 16, 2010
Slacking @ Work Stats

Great infographic on the stats of slacking at work. Sent to me by a coworker, who found it no doubt while slacking at work.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:58 PM
August 11, 2010
Action Movie Phone Call Fail

Awesome twist on the Action Movie Phone Call from CollegeHumor. Thanks Aryk.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
Another Ballad of Steven Slater

The Ballad of Steven Slater, by the same guy who did the iPhone antenna song. Note: NSFW lyrics (swearing, and lots of it).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:45 AM
August 10, 2010
Ballad of Steven Slater

Fantastic song: Ballad of Steven Slater. See the DF entry for some context.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:57 PM
Japanese Binocular Soccer

Not helping the "the Japanese are crazy" feeling here in the west, here comes Japanese Binocular Soccer.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:42 PM
Statistical Analysis of the Attractiveness of User Profile Pictures

Another great Daring Fireball Linked List link to a Statistical Analysis of the Attractiveness of User Profile Pictures, asserting, among other things, that iPhone users have more sex (presumably with other people that is).

As an iPhone user, I must agree with this.

</troll>

Some other interesting stuff as well, including analysis of sexiness by camera make, class, flash or no flash, etc.

Funny Stuff , Photography , Random Linkage - Posted by Arcterex at 10:51 AM
Cat starts vacuum, Fire Services Rush to Scene

Not my cats luckily, thanks to Fred for passing on this story of crazy German cat antics.

A cat home alone in Germany apparently turned on the vacuum cleaner, frightened itself half to death and wound up being attended to by emergency services.
Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:55 AM
August 09, 2010
Jace Hall - I Play W.O.W Music Video

Great video for all you WOW addicts: Jace Hall - I Play W.O.W Music Video.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:39 PM
JetBlue Flight Attendant Pops Open Plane Chute at JFK

If this story linked from DF is true, that flight attendant is either a huge jerk, or the biggest bad ass I've heard of.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:53 PM
August 06, 2010
All About The McGangBang

I never knew that The McGangBang existed, or there was this much information about it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:39 PM
The "Post The Funniest Thing You've Seen" Thread on Reddit

If you want to get anything done today, definitely don't go and read the Post the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet thread on Reddit. Seriously, don't.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:20 AM
August 03, 2010
What The Fuck Is My Social Media Strategy?

Ever asked yourself What The Fuck Is My Social Media Strategy? If so, click the link and continue on your road to a social media success!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:38 PM
How To Avoid A Speeding Ticket (Joke)

I remember hearing the non-illustrated version of this joke ages ago. I've always wondered if I could use it (telling the joke that is) to get out of a speeding ticket (as in "come on officer, tell you what, if I can make you laugh at a joke, you let me off with just a warning").

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:54 AM
July 29, 2010
Big Fan Asks Joss Whedon Who His Favorite Actor Is

Awesome video of a Big Fan Asks Joss Whedon Who His Favorite Actor Is. From my buddy @jtstrocel.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 10:48 AM
July 28, 2010
Analysis of an In-N-Out Double-Double

Humorous and amusing post about the deconstruction of an In-N-Out Double-Double.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:43 PM
July 27, 2010
Best Robots.txt Ever

Awesome robots.txt from Last.fm. Hat tip reddit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:04 PM
July 26, 2010
Yea, This Is Me

I'm going to guess I'm not alone in identifying with this Geek and Poke comic....

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:13 PM
The 0th Month

This article on the Daily WTF called The 0th Month is a picture perfect of a) programmer rage and b) a case study on refactoring :)

Kevin S. works on websites for a living.

Well, actually, "work" might not be an adequate description considering that part of Kevin's job requires that he is half clarvoyant and half mountain sherpa when it comes to digging through the several huge codebases globbed together abominations of open source, third-party components that he is expected to support.

Also possibly the greatest intro paragraph ever :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:14 AM
The History of LOLcats

Start Monday off with The History of LOLcats.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:50 AM
July 23, 2010
Cow Wash

Great image over at The Celler of a Cow Wash. Pretty much the happiest cow picture you're going to see all day today.

Also, happy Friday! TGIF :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:27 AM
July 20, 2010
20 Parrot Tricks in 2 Minutes

Great video of a LOLParrot doing 20 Parrot Tricks in 2 Minutes. My favorite is the "bang" playing dead trick about 1:00 in.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:33 PM
July 19, 2010
The History of Lolcats

Whatever you wanted to know about The History of Lolcats is available in info graphic form.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:56 PM
July 15, 2010
Old Spice Voicemail Generator

So you know that "I'm on a horse" old spice commercial? It, plus the various levels of web 2.0 and social networky stuff has generated the Old Spice Voicemail Generator. Pretty damn awesome, and I have my new voice-mail message.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:54 PM
July 14, 2010
Star Wars Subway Car From Improv Everywhere

Awesome new Improv Everywhere with the Star Wars Subway Car.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:29 AM
July 13, 2010
Guild Season 4 Premieres

Great news..... Guild Season 4 Premieres!

A few things. If you'll notice, the episode looks a bit different than usual. We shot this season on a different camera, the Canon Mark 5D, which I NEVER EVER WILL TRUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A STILL CAMERA SO HOW IS IT TAKING VIDEO?!
Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 12:14 PM
July 12, 2010
The Guild: Season 4 Teaser

Wil Wheaton has The Guild: Season 4 Teaser up on his site. If you had forgotten what happened in Season 3, there's a Auto-tuned recap of Season 3 for your enjoyment. Also huge props for the phrase "naughty monkey sex".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:39 AM
July 09, 2010
Yoda Recording His Lines For TomTom

OMG awesome, thanks Len for this video of Yoda Recording His Lines For The Star Wars TomTom Voices. I'll harken you back to the Darth Vader version. Wonder if you'll be able to download these into the iPhone version of the TomTom app?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:50 AM
Firefly: the '80s Edition

Metafilter has a great one on Firefly: the '80s Edition where they link to a great 80's style intro video inspired by an io9 article.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:38 AM
July 07, 2010
Funny Talk Show Guest Freakout Video

This Talk Show Guest FAIL also represents my reaction when I saw that Germany had lost their World Cup game.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:23 PM
July 05, 2010
Hitler Finds Out About Opera 10.60

Another good Hitler video, this one is Hitler Finds Out About Opera 10.60.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:10 AM
July 04, 2010
Twilight @ Cracked.com

If everyone hasn't had enough of making fun of Twilight yet, Cracked.com had another go.


Stephanie Meyer's exemplary writing style is demonstrated in this conversation between Edward and our narrator Bella:

"Aren't you hungry?" he asked, distracted.

"No." I didn't feel like mentioning that my stomach was already full - full of butterflies.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:53 PM
June 30, 2010
Felicia Day's Emberassing Childhood

Not all of it, but she reveals a lot of her self in a Get Mortified interview involving some embarrassing bits from her past.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:23 PM
June 29, 2010
iPhone vs. HTC EVO & HTC EVO vs iPhone4

Very NSFW language, but these iPhone vs. HTC EVO & HTC EVO vs iPhone4 video fairly well illustrates both sides of the "apple fanboy" and "not apple fanboy" extreme nicely.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:36 AM
June 25, 2010
Java 4-ever Video

Fantastic Java vs. .Net video trailer from JavaZone.no.

Funny Stuff , Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 AM
June 24, 2010
Happy iPhone 4 Release Day, USA, UK, France, Japan and Germany

And speaking as a Canadian fanboy: Damn you all. I have a feeling that things like this are happening commonly around those countries today... :)

Funny Stuff , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 09:19 AM
June 23, 2010
Someone Wants a Poster For Their Missing Cat [Funny]

"yeah thats not what I was looking for at all."

Just read it, it's funny as hell. You'll want to read through the rest of the site as well.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:38 PM
June 21, 2010
Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock

Want to relive the glory days of Lost in your own home? You can now own your own Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock thanks to Thinkgeek. Check out the video. Via Daring Fireball.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:17 AM
June 16, 2010
BP-Inspired Finding Nemo 2 Posters

Slashfilm has some great BP-Inspired Finding Nemo 2 Posters.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:06 PM
The Six Stages of Debugging

An older post that I just saw... The Six Stages of Debugging. So so true.

Funny Stuff , Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 09:56 AM
June 15, 2010
A Cautionary Tale from the Clients From Hell Blog

I read Clients From Hell daily to keep up to date on what not to do and to see how my own contract clients compare to the worst of the worls. Reading A Cautionary Tale I was reminded just how lucky I am and how I have nothing to complain about compared to some people. Long, but well worth the read.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:56 PM
Chatroulette Plans Penis-Recognition Algorithm to Block Pervy Users

Via @dkubb on IRC: Chatroulette Plans Penis-Recognition Algorithm to Block Pervy Users. I really don't know what else to say. They had me at "penis recognition" :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:15 PM
The Happiest Duck in the World

You know, it's only Tuesday, so it's nice to start the day with a smile. Check out this super-happy duck and think about how great it would be if your day could be given so much joy. Course, your brain would be the size of a pea, but still, that's a happy duck!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:16 AM
June 03, 2010
Dear Kids In University For Computer Science

The accuracy of this demotivational poster is scarily accurate. Might be time to look at programming as a second option and being a painter first.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:06 AM
Ultra-Ultralight Flight

Someone with way too much time on their hands got an ultralight into orbit (in Flight Sim X).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:17 AM
June 02, 2010
Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber.tumblr.com. Presented without comment.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:59 PM
Steve Jobs iPad / Star Wars Mashup

Brilliant.... the Star Wars iPad Briefing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:21 PM
May 31, 2010
The Oatmeal on What your email address Says About You

Great cartoon about What your email address says about your computer skills via The Oatmeal.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:13 PM
May 28, 2010
Lost Alternative Endings and Unanswered Questions

Lost Alternative Endings and Unanswered Questions - great video... hilarious stuff (but only if you're a Lost fan of course).

Funny Stuff , TV - Posted by Arcterex at 10:10 PM
Opera Speed Tests

In light of the recent Google Chrome speed tests, Opera has put out their own speed test, using their own... "unique" metrics :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:05 AM
May 25, 2010
The Process (a.k.a. Designing The Stop Sign Video)

After being in more than a couple of corporate meetings myself, I can say that this video of The Process (a.k.a. Designing The Stop Sign Video) video.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:38 PM
Rid The Internet of All Mentions of Justin Bieber With A Firefox Add-On

Title pretty much says it all: Rid The Internet of All Mentions of Justin Bieber, With A Firefox Add-On. If you already have this, you won't see this entry.

Funny Stuff , Mozilla/Firefox - Posted by Arcterex at 02:13 PM
May 21, 2010
Fail-a-thon Friday

To celebrate Friday before the long weekend (for us .ca folks anyway) I present you the Fail-a-thon. Try not to laugh if you're watching this at work.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:49 AM
May 19, 2010
Fake Steve Jobs Email Exchanges

Another email exchange between (Fake) Steve Jobs and a user. Funny thing is I didn't realize this wasn't a real exchange right away, and saw it as completely legit :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:55 PM
Apple Keynote Bloopers

Peejay threw me over this great Apple Keynote Bloopers video with the comment "Lotta people died for that video".

All said, that's not bad for 10 years of doing live demos in keynotes, and The Steve is pretty good at shaking it off or making a joke about it. Some good stuff in there though.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:39 AM
May 16, 2010
He-Man Covers 4 Non Blondes' "What's Up?"

Just when I was pretty sure I'd seen the weirdest, sickest, and most depraved things on the internet, I see that Laughing Squid uncovered He-Man Covering 4 Non Blondes' "What's Up?". Yea, it's that. I'm still not sure what mix of "awesome" and "disturbing" it is :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:35 PM
May 11, 2010
Hilarious: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

One Div Zero has a hilarious Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages.


1842 - Ada Lovelace writes the first program. She is hampered in her efforts by the minor inconvenience that she doesn't have any actual computers to run her code. Enterprise architects will later relearn her techniques in order to program in UML.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 AM
Hilarous: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

One Div Zero has a hilarious Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages.


1842 - Ada Lovelace writes the first program. She is hampered in her efforts by the minor inconvenience that she doesn't have any actual computers to run her code. Enterprise architects will later relearn her techniques in order to program in UML.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 AM
May 06, 2010
If Super Mario Bros. Was Made in 2010

Kotaku has a great graphic of If Super Mario Bros. Was Made in 2010.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:08 AM
May 05, 2010
Darth Vader on TomTom GPS [Fun Video]

Aryx sent me this fun video of Darth Vader recording for TomTom GPS.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:20 AM
Epic 32% Beer

A Beer "unboxing". Epic.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:18 AM
May 04, 2010
Status Code Drinking Game

Found via @brianleroux is the Status Code Drinking Game. Don't expect too much, and just reload :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:27 PM
XKCD Color Survey Results

Interesting results from the Color Survey that XKCD did a while back, with some interesting (but obvious) results that basically say that if you're a girl, you know a lot more color names than if you're a guy :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:57 AM
April 29, 2010
The Gizmodo iPhone Saga Flowchart

Confused by the whole "gizmodo iphone ethics, journalism police-raid" thing? Run through The Gizmodo iPhone saga flowchart and pretty much everything will be explained (or at least, flowcharted out).

Funny Stuff , Rumors - Posted by Arcterex at 02:51 PM
April 26, 2010
Steve Jobs Responds to Gizmodo (iPhone 4G)

I know it's late, but this video from MossPuppet.com of Steve Jobs responding to Gizmodo on the subject of the iPhone 4G was pretty awesome.

Funny Stuff , Rumors , iPhone - Posted by Arcterex at 04:49 PM
Dilbert on That Lost 4G Phone

They weren't put up on the main site, but Scott Adams did two great comics on That Lost 4G Phone. Hilarious stuff :)

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:09 PM
R2D2 Hacks The Imperial Network

Great funny view of what R2D2 hacking the imperial network might have looked like.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:03 PM
April 25, 2010
Hitler Finds Out That The Hitler Downfall Remix Videos Have Been Removed

Another great one in the meme, where Hitler Finds Out That The Hitler Downfall Remix Videos Have Been Removed.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:45 PM
April 24, 2010
The Evolution of a Photographer (Funny)

Great graphic over on F1.0 on the evolution of a photographer, in graph form.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:28 PM
April 23, 2010
LO(L)ST Season 1

A great wrap up of LO(L)ST: Season 1 using LOLCats. I just finished watching Lost Season 5, so I heartily approve this message.

Funny Stuff , TV - Posted by Arcterex at 09:57 PM
Old and Still Funny - If programming languages were religions...

If programming languages were religions...

Perl would be Voodoo - An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task at 21:00 on friday night.

So so true...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:07 AM
April 22, 2010
New American $100 Bill

Hey America, I know you are jelous of Canadian money and all, but I think that your new 100 dollar bill redesign is kinda..... well lets just say you're not getting it, k? :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:34 AM
Bill Gates On The iPad

Great blip of an interview with Bill Gates where he's asked about the iPad, and shares how the huge success of tablet PCs is a windows innovation. Yup.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:07 AM
April 21, 2010
Google Maps Go Inside

The Google maps blog shows that you can now See what's inside a store, bringing us one step closer to Google Home View (video) :)

Funny Stuff , Google - Posted by Arcterex at 04:43 PM
The Hamster Wheel

Awesome cheezburger video of the happiest hamsters ever. Play this if you need a late-afternoon-and-oh-god-how-long-till-I-get-to-go-home moment.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:13 PM
Comic About iPhone Loss

Just discovered Virtual Shackles through their hilarious comic Depth Perception, all about the lost iPhone 4th gen. Funny as hell. Started going through the comic archives too, looks like a great comic for geeks/gamers :)

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 AM
April 19, 2010
4 Four Chord Song Comedy Routine

Great video of Axis Of Awesome doing their "4 chord song" routine

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:53 PM
Results of Wisdom Teeth Removal

This is the most odd video of someone after their wisdom teeth were removed you'll see all morning. Thanks to Mike for this link.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:41 AM
April 14, 2010
Two Painful, Painful Videos

First up is the Travis Pastrana Backflip Big Wheel that I got from Darren after I sent him the Double Skateboard FAIL. Both painful to watch. Both funny as hell.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:03 PM
Cat Investigates an iPad

Pretty much guarenteed to be the cutest cat investigates an ipad you'll see today.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:25 AM
April 10, 2010
Gun Bacon Cooker

A bit extreme, but I have to say that this Bacon cooker is pretty effective.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:17 PM
April 08, 2010
Standing Cat

To prove I'm not all about the apple fanboyness, I give you a video of a Standing Cat. I'm not sure if it freaks me out or makes me laugh. Awesome either way :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:05 AM
April 07, 2010
Another Awesome Geek Shirt I Want

Hijinks Ensue has another great Edward Olmos T-Shirt that I want. Team Edward forever!

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:36 PM
How To Get The Girl in 17 Easy Steps

I'm sure I've linked this before, but hey, one more time cause it's great stuff :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:31 PM
April 06, 2010
iPad Wallpaper Pranks

Gizmodo has a list of 8 Cruel But Completely Justified iPad Wallpaper Pranks which I'd love to do if I knew anyone who had an iPad. Only cause I'm jealous of course.

Funny Stuff , iPad - Posted by Arcterex at 01:25 PM
April 02, 2010
Programming Life Habits

Two great posts over at Stack Overflow:

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:21 PM
March 31, 2010
Gaming In The 4th Dimension

For those xkcd fans out there, you'll be hapy to know that the game from the last comic, 'flatland' is
real. If you don't get any of this stuff, check out this video of Carl Sagan explaining it for us mere mortals. Bonus: or this.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:16 AM
March 30, 2010
Elementary Resource-Locking Strategy

An awesome explanation of elementary resource-locking strategy. Hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:51 PM
March 29, 2010
Kids Sing Portal "Still Alive"

I don't care if you're a gamer, love or hate Portal, but this video of kids singing Portals "Still Alive" will make your Monday just that slight bit better (crappy camera work non-withstanding).

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 08:21 AM
March 26, 2010
The IE Song

Christopher Blizzard blogged a beautiful expression of frustration, a really great song about the frustration of web devs and IE :) Funny and catchy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:14 PM
March 23, 2010
Pervy Bubbles

This bubbles perv video is probably NSFW, but it's also pretty funny. And pervy. But really funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:06 AM
March 22, 2010
WELCOME TO INTERNET!

WELCOME TO INTERNET! (warning auto playing sound) is cheesy and awful, but is totally going to be my new home page. From reddit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
March 19, 2010
College Humor Internet Troll Skit

Awesome sketch from College Humor on Internet Trolls. Best 2 comments are the "usenet flame war of '99" and the Steve Jobs one. Great stuff as always.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:20 AM
March 18, 2010
Alpaca on a Surfboard

Snuzzy has a video of an Alpaca on a surfboard.

Sometimes the world really just doesn't make sense.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:24 PM
"No Dashes Or Spaces" Hall of Shame

John Gruber points to the "No Dashes Or Spaces" Hall of Shame, showing off stupid sites that can't figure out how to parse CC numbers with spaces or dashes in them.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:17 PM
Happy Meal One Year Old

Boingboing has a horrifying story about a Happy Meal that shows no decay in a year on a shelf. Either it's terrifying that that stuff is eaten (cause it's so damn good) or good to know it'll survive the apocalypse and sustain the survivors....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:12 PM
March 17, 2010
Top 10 Things That Annoy Programmers

Another great find from Aryk - Top 10 Things That Annoy Programmers over at Kevin Pang's site. I agree with all of these.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:24 AM
March 16, 2010
10 Funniest Wedding Fails

Oddee.com has a good list of 10 Funniest Wedding Fails.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:28 AM
Death Star/Force Comparison Chart

Kudos to James Strocel for pointing me to the Death Star vs Force comparison chart.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:14 AM
March 15, 2010
Chat Roulette Improv Piano

College Humor has a great Chat Roulette Piano video. The guy doing the piano has got some good skillz too!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:50 PM
Leo Laporte Crowd Surfs @ Diggnation

Kevin Rose has video of Leo Laporte crowd surfing during the Diggnation filming. I anticipate more of this when the Diggnation episode comes out on Tuesday.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:35 PM
The Difference Between Firefox, Opera, Explorer & Safari

Aryk sent over a comic on The Difference Between Firefox, Opera, Explorer & Safari via The Next Web.com

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:12 PM
March 12, 2010
Top 20 5 Second Films

Found the Top 20 5 Second Films where you get 2 seconds for title, 1 for end titles, and 5 for content. Some stinkers in there, and some NSFW language/content, but more gems than stinkers.

My favorite is the guy waking up late... FUUUUUUUUU.....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:27 AM
March 11, 2010
Day In the Life of a Programmer

This image is great, the day in the life of a programmer. I'm somewhere just past the "coffee++" at this point.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:40 AM
March 10, 2010
Kimmel - Handsome Men's Club

Pretty damn funny skit from Jimmy Kimmel: Handsome Men's Club. 10 minutes long, but worth it. Thanks S for the link.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:31 PM
March 09, 2010
Picturetweeting Bathroom Scale

The perfect gift for your wife, husband or loved one is this picturetweeting bathroom scale, assuming of course, you want to be killed. Thanks boingboing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:37 PM
Doggy Vs. Potato Chip Bag

Sometimes you get the chips, sometimes the chips get you.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:55 AM
Different View of the IE6 Funeral

Just met Ralph on IRC (freenode #fv.rb if you care) and found this great picture from the IE6 funeral. Glad there were at least some protesters :)

Funny Stuff , Microsoft - Posted by Arcterex at 09:40 AM
March 08, 2010
Chat Roulette Analysis

Photo Basement has a pretty accurate Chat Roulette analysis up on their site. If you don't know what Chat Roulette is, it basically turns on your camera and connects you to another random person. Hilarity ensues. And by hilarity, I mean "mostly you see a big picture of a penis".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:01 AM
March 05, 2010
Jon Stewart and Friends Use Chatroulette on The Daily Show

As usual, Jon Stewart takes on big media coverage and Use Chatroulette on The Daily Show. Hilarious and JS at his best.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
March 04, 2010
Judge Joe Brown & Cheap Wedding Photographers

Kudos to Nicolesy for this great find: Judge Joe Brown & Cheap Wedding Photographers. I'm not sure if His Honor Brown really knows his camera gear or is just repeating what his staff has researched for him, but it's entertaining and surprisingly not dumbed down camera lingo. Well worth the 10 minutes to watch the segment, regardless of your opinion of stupid shows like the "Judge [name]" and it's ilk.

Yet another reason I'm terrified to become a wedding photographer :)

Funny Stuff , Photography - Posted by Arcterex at 02:47 PM
February 26, 2010
How 'Star Trek' Should Have Ended

Really great How 'Star Trek' Should Have Ended video.

Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 09:39 PM
February 24, 2010
31 Really Bad Masturbation Techniques

Found via reddit is a list of 31 Really Bad Ideas if you're all alone and feeling amorous....

They slammed together and the magnetic force was so tremendous I couldn't remove them without tools. I took two pairs of pliers and pulled like hell.

SFW in that it's text only.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:41 AM
February 23, 2010
Lower Merion School District Scandal Parody Shirt

They say that no scandel is complete until someone makes a T-Shirt out of it (well, they might say that), and the "school spying on kids with school issued laptops" is no exception.

Thanks to Aryk for sending me this.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:48 AM
February 22, 2010
Mundane Magic

It's a bit of a slow morning for me, so here's a great article called Mundane Magic shared by an ex-coworker. Great story that makes you think a bit (maybe, depends on how much coffee you have in you I guess).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:54 AM
February 19, 2010
What you get when you buy a £25 iPhone

What you get when you buy a £25 iPhone down the pub reveals something else I've suspected.... that it's probably not a real iPhone :) Love the bit about it feeling like something out of an alternate history timeline...!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:40 PM
February 18, 2010
Tom Mabe Cell Phone Prank

Pretty funny cell phone prank to pull.

If the name Tom Mabe sounds familiar to you, that's probably from his Telemarketer abuse clips from Back In The Day.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:51 AM
February 17, 2010
Using FourSquare And Twitter == Bad

Please Rob Me is a prime example of why you shouldn't tell foursquare to tweet out that you're somewhere other than your house :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:34 AM
February 16, 2010
Clients From Hell - Great Story

Aryk just pointed me to the Clients From Hell Tumblog.... this story - Client: "[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this... gave me a big "OMG" deep down in the chest. Wow. Just.... wow.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:11 PM
The Purple Helmets - Stunt Riding

I really don't know what to make of this video of The Purple Helmets. They are either brilliant or crazy. Or both.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:43 PM
February 15, 2010
Guitar Kitteh

Thanks to Len for passing me on the Guitar Kitteh video. Looks like a perfectly logical use of a guitar for a cat to me. Might even be less annoying than my cats using my fingers while typing to scritch themselves on.


Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 AM
February 12, 2010
Woman's Last Stand Superbowl Ad ReMix

I never saw the original ad called "Man's Last Stand" from the superbowl ad, but after seeing it, I thought it was great. It has however now been remixed into woman's last stand where the women hit back a bit against the guys.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:14 PM
February 11, 2010
Great Email Convo

"S" sent me over a link to this A Sane Response . . . story from emails from crazy people. Well worth the read.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:39 PM
February 10, 2010
Reddit Clones In Various Languages

OK, this is just awesome. Check out a few Reddit.com clones written in a variety of languages. Also note the comment to code ratio in the Perl example! ;)

Funny Stuff , Perl , Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 11:34 AM
February 08, 2010
The Official Wife Crying at Movies Site

I just found Crying Wife.com via SmodCast. It's basically a guy who video tapes his wife who cries easily, after watching movies. Before you flame the guy for being an insensitive prick though, read his FAQ and then flame him :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:35 PM
Japanese Star Wars Tuna Ad

Dear Internet. I have no words to explain this: Japanese Star Wars Tuna Ad.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:14 AM
February 05, 2010
De-OMG-ifying Rails

Via @coderpath and @srbaker comes this git commit log for the Rails 3.0 code to "deOMGify" the code. Great read and great comments.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:38 PM
February 04, 2010
Amazing Aliens Rap

Friggin' amazing Amazing Aliens Rap.


Funny Stuff , Movies - Posted by Arcterex at 04:44 PM
Red Letter Media Reviews Avatar

Remember the excellent 70 minute Episode 1 review? Well, that dude has come back and given the goods to Avatar.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:53 AM
February 02, 2010
Full Gadget Ratio

Via Aryk: The true "size" of a gadget can be calculated now through the Full Gadget Ratio. This looks correct to me.

Funny Stuff , Gadgets - Posted by Arcterex at 09:01 PM
South Park Mac vs. PC

My buddy Jason forwarded me this South Park Mac vs. PC which really boils the Mac vs. PC debate down nicely.


Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:26 PM
Groovin' Owl

I've never seen such an odd looking, nor Groovin' Owl in my life.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:41 AM
January 29, 2010
Tales from a BBS Junkie

A hidden gem in the slashdot comments from the Tales from a BBS Junkie book.


I remember back in the mid 90's running a BBS. There was this one guy who would type 1 letter every 10 seconds or so. I would watch him play LORD each day and the minutes would expire before he was done with his turns. One day I saw him online and broke into game chat [SYSOP HAS BROKEN IN FOR CHAT]. [...]
Hit the link for the rest of the (uplifting) story :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 AM
January 28, 2010
How To Report The News

Oh man, how awesome is this video on How To Report The News. Overlay this on pretty much any news broadcast you see on TV and it's a pretty much dead on.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:20 AM
January 26, 2010
This Never Happens

Having done my time in customer support, I can attest that this story from Not Always Right never happens.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
January 25, 2010
The Rules for Calling In Sick

Gawker has a great list of The Rules for Calling In Sick.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:38 PM
Great Health Advice From Laugh IT Out

Passed on from Aryk is How You Live Is Your Choice To Make which has this and other related gems:


Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
January 20, 2010
The 5 Signs You're Talking To A Social Media Douchebag

Via forgetfoo is the link to The 5 Signs You're Talking To A Social Media Douchebag. Or as I like to think, 90% of the people on twitter (no, not you, you're a cool person on twitter, I'm talking about the other people).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:09 PM
Pants On The Ground: Neil Young's Heart Wrenching Performance

Finally found a "legal" version of the Pants On The Ground parody played on Jimmy Fallon the other night. Story has back story if you're not like me and haven't been hearing about this on the Stern show all morning :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:54 PM
Crabby Old Fart Blogs

I have no idea if this is "real", but the The Problem with Young People Today Is... blog is freakin' hilarious:


Q1: Are you demonstrating poor judgment?

Sure, I watched an episode of "Dancing with the Stars" once but only because I assumed it was a Fred Astaire special and not some collection of motley has-beens lumbering around like injured circus bears.

It was a mistake but I've forgiven myself.

And it's nowhere near as questionable as young people tattooing their scrotums and posting videos of themselves dancing around with lightsabres on youtube. Now that's a demonstration of damned poor judgment. And stupid as Hell, too.


Read it for more. *subscribes*

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:28 AM
January 19, 2010
2006 Emmys Opening

Random link found on the net of the 2006 Emmys Opening. Never saw it, glad I watched it now, it's pretty damn awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:50 AM
What happens to your porn after you Die?

Reddit asks the excellent question of What happens to your porn after you die? Some users have different ideas than others:

From Acewrap:
I just have a deadman switch at my computer which needs to be pressed every eight hours, if it isn't pressed, a turtle is released from it's cage, the turtle walks over to a carrot hanging from a shelf, it pulls the carrot, which causes a bearing to roll down a plank and then[...]

Note also the excellent video linked in the comments on porn buddies. Anyone know what show that's from? The intro note says something about "The Flavors Unlimited" but I don't see any references to that as a TV show. Ah, from "Coupled" (UK version).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:13 AM
January 15, 2010
The Top 10 Worst Attempts At Cutting Down A Tree

Of this list of The Top 10 Worst Attempts At Cutting Down A Tree my favorite has to be the first one simply due to the not-so-happy wife's commentary after the excruciating wait for what you know is going to happen....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:35 PM
January 14, 2010
Vintage Ad Browser

Vintage Ad Browser. Great stuff. I can only imagine at how stupid the "cool" ads we have no will look in 100 years....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:43 PM
JWZ on Tivo Vs Torrents

The epic JWZ is right on my wavelength with his Tivo vs Torrenting thoughts. Pretty much my thoughts.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:39 PM
January 13, 2010
Fun Facts: Smirnov's Theorem on Binary Probability

Great post regarding Smirnov's Theorem on Binary Probability, expounding on the probability of things happening or not.


Let us consider example A: Will you be shot in the face by some guy with a sniper rifle hiding in a bell tower today?

Funny, silly stuff.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:51 PM
January 12, 2010
Craziest Plastic Surgeries

Oddee's list for today is 10 Craziest Plastic Surgeries Made to Look Like Someone Else. Looking at the results, I can safely say that there's not much upside in plastic surgery, these people all seem to come out looking like they got hit in the face with a small Volkswagen.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:17 PM
The Classic Unix Horror Story

This came up today in conversation with someone, and I had to post THE classic Unix horror story, originally posted in 1986 regarding what to do if you accidentally rm -rf / on your unix system. Great classic story.

Took me a while to find it, I ended up using keywords of ksh, rm -rf, and echo to find it :)

Funny Stuff , Linux - Posted by Arcterex at 01:32 PM
Conan Is Upset

If you follow pop culture at all you'll probably already know the story about Conan, Leno and the Late Show, but you can be amused by the video where he does seem a bit miffed....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:30 AM
January 11, 2010
Star Wars Burlesque (Kinda SFW Pics)

So the stormtrooper pic in JWZ's Star Wars Burlesque post is hot, the C3PO I'm really not sure how I feel about....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:48 PM
Dom DeLuise Egg Trick

Classic Johnny Carson with the Dom DeLuise Egg Trick.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:48 PM
January 07, 2010
A Facebook Story: "My Date with Amanda"

Assuming that this story is real, the My Date with Amanda post over at LameBook describes what is essentially every guys worst nightmare or hell on earth, whichever is worse. Keep with it till the end, it's LOL funny (only because it's someone else of course).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:57 PM
Calvin and Hobbes Snowmen in Real Life

Hilarious.... 38 Snowmen Nightmares: Calvin and Hobbes In Real Life.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:29 PM
January 06, 2010
Schneier Having TSA Logo Contest

Bruce Schneier isn't the biggest fan of the farce that is (ever increasing) airport security and is having a TSA Logo Contest.


Winner receives copies of my books, copies of Patrick Smith's book, an empty 12-ounce bottle labeled "saline" that you can refill and get through any TSA security checkpoint, and a fake boarding pass on any flight for any date.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:00 PM
January 04, 2010
Movie Popcorn vs. Time

The graph for Movie popcorn vs. Time perfectly illustrates why I have my movie popcorn the way I do.... go in, get seats, then 5 minutes before the previews start leave, get popcorn, and unless the lines are insane chances are you're sitting back in your seat with fresh warm popcorn as the previews start (missing the pre-preview ads if you time it perfectly).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:39 PM
December 30, 2009
Battlestar Rhapsody

Fantastic video / song / parody / tribute called Battlestar Rhapsody. Just watch and enjoy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
Horny For Pole (Video)

The People of Public Transit blog posted a video of a guy who is very Horny For Pole. Very odd. Probably from Japan based on the bystanders. NSFW if you're offended by intense man on (literal) pole snuggling action.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:35 AM
December 29, 2009
Legoman Lends a Helping Hand

This There, I Fixed It is the best kludge I've seen in a while.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:10 PM
Dave Foley On US Vs. Canada

Hilarious old Kids in the Hall with Dave Foley talking about the USA and Canada. Probably not as funny to non-Canadians though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:06 AM
December 23, 2009
Cute Kitty Virus Hunters

Aryk sent over a great gizmodo linked video of If Only Cats Hunted Computer Viruses Instead of Small Innocent Mammals. Sure it's only posted for the kitteh cuteness, but what a cuteness!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
December 22, 2009
Scruffy the Elf

Scruffy the Elf is about as festive as I get at Christmas.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:39 PM
December 21, 2009
"Zombie Food" T-Shirt

Great T-Shirt of "Zombie Food". When food goes bad.... hehee. Thanks S for the link.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:22 PM
Howard Stern Emergency Staff Meeting

Anyone who has been following the Artie Lange saga lately on the Howard Stern Show will know he's been on and off drugs, and was off last week as he was told to take a break (the audience wasn't really let in on what was going on). The clip below however is a great use of the "Hitler subtitling" meme for just this occasion :)

Note that if you're not into the show most of the references in the video won't make much sense to you.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:20 AM
December 18, 2009
Best unsubscribe page EVER

My ex-boss John discovered what does indeed look like the Best unsubscribe page ever.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:20 PM
December 16, 2009
Snow Business Cartoon

Simon's Cat: Snow Business is the latest in the series of simple yet cute and accurate cartoons about a cat. Awesome as usual.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:44 AM
Worst Possible "Date" Ever... (Plus NSFW Drawings)

A long, but completely worth the read story of quite possibly the most horrific date you could imagine... ever. I've been on the internet a while so I can imagine some pretty horrific things, but this tops even that. Yes it's from 2005, but I hadn't seen it until now (thanks reddit) so you get to share in my discovery!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:28 AM
December 14, 2009
Another Muppets Video "Ode To Joy"

Ode To Joy video. I gotta say, Beaker is awesome :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:14 AM
December 11, 2009
Alan's Rock Video - Doritos Guitar Hero UK Advert

I honestly don't know exactly what Alan's Rock Video is, but it's catchy and funky looking.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:27 PM
2009 in Autotune

2009 in Autotune. Let the recaps begin!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:53 AM
December 10, 2009
Cartoon on Tech Support

Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles than call customer service is a fantastic graphical journey into the reasons why tech support (for the most part anyway these days) sucks. I feel the same way.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:21 PM
December 01, 2009
UserFriendly "Back in My Day"

Today's UserFriendly Strip harkens back to the days when I had these conversations with SilverStr, Fozbaca, Solas and Engel on the exact same subject. Those tended to go to a bit more of an extreme though, I recall getting to "I flipped the ones and zeros with the magnetic pull of the earth and had to wait a year to flip the next bit" more than once.

Comics , Funny Stuff , Userfriendly - Posted by Arcterex at 01:20 PM
Darth Vader's Diary

Funny comic of reading Darth Vader's diary.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:07 AM
November 30, 2009
REST Vs SOAP In Comic Form

If you've ever been confused about some of the web service protocols and how they're different, you'll enjoy this Geek and Poke of Service Calling Made Easy defining the difference between REST and SOAP :)

Funny Stuff , Web Programming - Posted by Arcterex at 04:11 PM
November 26, 2009
Swearing Perl Coders

This is an awesome statistic about swearing results by language on Google Code.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:15 AM
November 25, 2009
Please Do Stuff For Free (Funny)

Via reddit is a great post listing the back and forth emails between a designer and "client". Well, sort of client. Just please go and read it now. An excerpt :


If I did have a working time machine, the first thing I would do is go back four days and tell myself to read the warning on the hair removal cream packaging where it recommends not using on sensitive areas.

While it doesn't have anything to do with logos and pie charts, it's a nice sample of the humor in the emails. Just go and read it ok? :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:43 AM
November 24, 2009
When Cosplay Goes Wrong

No amount of wrong and fail can describe these horrible cosplay costumes.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:59 PM
Twilight: Three Wolf Moon

CollegeHumor again does a great job with their spoof of the new Twighlight movie with a fake trailer for Twilight: Three Wolf Moon. If you don't get the whole 3 Wolf Moon thing, check out the wikipedia page for the history of the meme.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:43 PM
"5 Star Wars Status Updates" @ CollegeHumor

Another win in the form of "5 Star Wars Status Updates" by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor via @curtismchale.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:19 AM
Best Rick-Roll Ever

Ok, this is not only a lesson in why you never have a game delivered to your friend's house, but in how to keep a straight face successfully for more than 5 minutes while your buddy tries to figure out that he's being Rick-Rolled. Awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:31 AM
November 19, 2009
Amazing Beards

Now this is an incredible beard, from a 1991 competition. You really want to wait for the second guy though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:27 AM
November 12, 2009
Not Always Right - Faux-bi-Wan Kenobi

Some of the stuff on Not Always Right is kinda meh, but the Faux-bi-Wan Kenobi story had me LOL at work this morning.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:29 AM
Superhero Based Breakup Cards

If you need a little room in your relationship, you can't go wrong with these superhero themed breakup cards. No really, what could possibly go wrong?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:24 AM
November 10, 2009
The Onion on The Next Modern Warfare Game

The Onion has a great and hilarious news piece on how the next Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks etc. Looking forward to getting my hands on the PC version of this, the first Modern Warfare last year blew my mind.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 01:16 PM
November 09, 2009
Vancouver: Skytrain Anagram Amusement

This skytrain and transit map of Vancouver with station names changed to anagrams is epically awesome!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:25 PM
November 06, 2009
Funny Road Sign

Oh I'm sure it's photoshoped or fake, but damn, this Highway Sign is damn funny. I wonder if I'd have the balls to do something like that if I were fired from a similar situation?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:18 AM
November 05, 2009
Crazy Man Dresses up as Giant Bat

So his plan is like this... First I dress up like a bat, than I scare the hell out of people. I'm not sure if this is brilliant or insane. Great video though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:15 PM
The Happiest Polar Bear You Ever Will See

When you give the Perfect gift for one polar bear - two tons of ice cubes covered in maple syrup, you get a damn happy polar bear!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:43 AM
November 02, 2009
Morning Cat Funny Video

Oh come on, it's Monday, and it's a funny video!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:06 AM
October 30, 2009
Penny Arcade on Windows 7

The latest Penny Arcade cartoon, In The Seventh House seems to sum up the reactions to Windows 7 I've seen and had myself.

Comics , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:20 AM
Funny Sing Along - A Day at the Office

Yea, I know that A Day at the Office is a repeat and it's been around, but what the hell, it's Friday and it's something that will make you smile.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:11 AM
October 27, 2009
Microsoft Bails on Family Guy Deal

Microsoft bails on sponsored comedy, specifically the deal for the "Windows 7 episode" of Family Guy.


A Microsoft spokeswoman said: 'After reviewing an early version of the variety show, it became clear that the content was not a fit with the Windows brand.'

The obvious question of course is WTF were they thinking they were getting? Did they not bother to watch any Family Guy episodes before making the deal? Guess the $100 million Seinfeld deal is looking better now. I think a new shoe store ad sounds more their speed....

Seriously, if they were to go with the Family Guy episode and show the world that they're OK with laughing at themselves and taking the penis/fart/puke/etc jokes associated with their flagship product, they'd show that the borg actually has a sense of humor about themselves. Unless of course the brilliant marketing department planned this all along and figured they'd get "buzz" by pulling out of the deal.

Funny Stuff , Microsoft - Posted by Arcterex at 09:04 AM
October 26, 2009
"2012" a Miscalculation, Actual End of World in 2220

All the pseudo-scientists talking about the end of the world and 2012 as if it had any science in there may be 8 years early, turns out that "2012" a Miscalculation; Actual Calendar Ends 2220. At least we now have 8 210 more years before we need to start panicking.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:34 PM
Building a Robotic Dalek Pumpkin

Awesome co-worker send me a link on Building a Robotic Dalek Pumpkin. Seriously, how f-n cool is that!?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:27 PM
What Pets Add To Your D&D Life

Nice catch by Joey about how pet stores are Going After the Dungeons and Dragons Market :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:37 PM
October 23, 2009
Walt Mossberg: "I Have Sabotaged Microsoft"

OK, so it's not the real Walt Mossberg, but Walt Mossberg: "I Have Sabotaged Microsoft" (via Fake Steve Jobs) is a good listen... though he sounds like he might have been drinking a bit :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:44 PM
October 22, 2009
Another Windows 7 Party Video Parody

Host Your Windows 7 Party Today is another great parody from Funny or Die. Not as good as the 'censored' version, but still pretty damn funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:38 PM
The Microsoft Store

Daring Fireball points out that in Welcome to the Microsoft Store it really is a carbon copy of the Apple Store. I think that even the Microsofties will agree that this is a pretty blatant rip off of the Apple store experience. It'll be interesting to see how these evolve and change (or die) in the coming months.

Funny Stuff , Microsoft - Posted by Arcterex at 01:02 PM
Great Cat Video Compilation

It's almost Friday, here's a video titled The Best Cat Video You'll Ever See, and it's pretty damn good.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:52 AM
October 21, 2009
iDon't Droid Commercial Response

Remember that Droid teaser that came out the other day with the bunch of "iDon't" things that the iPhone doesn't do? If not, here it is. Anyway, someone has a very cool response video worth watching: iDon't Care.

Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:34 PM
Merlin Labs - 5 Surprising House Hacks!

Merlin Mann shows us 5 Surprising House Hacks. Stuff you didn't know....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:01 PM
October 19, 2009
Beagle Puppy vs Rottweiler

As a unicorn chaser to the crazy people, check out this ultra-cute Beagle Puppy vs Rottweiler video over on Snuzzy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
"Real Vampires"

Heard Seregon O'Dassey on the Stern show this morning talking about how there are "Real Vampires". I love the nuts. So basically vampires don't do anything that movie vampires do, other than drink blood or "suck energy", but neither of which is needed to live. Sounds like just a normal person to me, with a side order of attention-whore. Good for an amusing read though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:37 PM
The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp

Via Aryk comes a great College Humor clip of The Sordid Story of the Pixar Lamp over on Gizmodo.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:50 AM
Funny Quote On Google Wave

Shared via Facebook from a coworker of mine is this tweet which seems to sum up Google Wave quite nicely :)

Funny Stuff , Wave - Posted by Arcterex at 05:32 AM
October 16, 2009
Tauntaun Sleeping Bag a Reality

According to Geeks of Doom, this ThinkGeek Tauntaun Sleeping Bag was actually an April Fool's Joke, but now exists for reals!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:15 AM
October 15, 2009
Why Non-Geeks Are Scared of Computers

Today's Dilbert comic strip is how I imagine people (my parents, non-geeky friends) think that things will happen if they just randomly hit buttons on the computer.

In our (geeks) defense, here's a cheat sheet on how we figure stuff out.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:52 AM
October 14, 2009
The Brick Testament

You haven't read the Bible until you have read it in The Brick Testament, where Lego makes everything more awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:53 PM
October 12, 2009
Top FPS

A very well done spoof of Survivor / countless reality TV mixed with FPS characters called Top FPS appeared on YouTube. Very awesomely done.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:34 AM
October 09, 2009
The Greatest Story Ever Told

I had no idea WTF was going on in this Greatest Story Ever Told Video, but let it finish, it's pretty awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:59 AM
October 08, 2009
TV And Superheroes

IO9 has a fantastic collection of 14 Reasons Why TV And Superheroes Don't Mix. Somehow the bad CGI in say, Spiderman 3 don't seem too bad compared to the 1977 version :)

Funny Stuff , TV - Posted by Arcterex at 01:40 PM
October 07, 2009
Punk Animals

Punk Animals. Just damn fun at Worth1000.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:18 PM
Thugs Attack Cage Fighters in Dresses

Know those videos of random people attacking strangers and getting their asses handed to them? Well here's another... Thugs attack two men in dresses... who turn out to be cage fighters. Now I'm not sure why the cage fighters were in dresses, but based on the fun (starting about 1:10 in), they really will be careful who they start fights with in the future.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:40 PM
The Making of a Mind-Blowing Space Photo

You still need $$ and gear, but Wired has a nice look at The Making of a Mind-Blowing Space Photos, with some great examples.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:59 AM
More Reason To Protect Your FaceBook Status

Photo Basement has another reminder that your employer is checking up on you on facebook and (no doubt) other social networks. So if you're going to play hooky, make sure your tweets and status updates put up the same facade :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:12 AM
October 06, 2009
Ralph Lauren Tries to Take Down Photoshop Disaster

You probably saw the Ralph Lauren Photoshop Disaster a bit ago which was so crazily out of reality that I almost thought it was a farce of itself at first. Turns out Ralph Lauren was serious and serious enough they sent a DCMA takedown notice to the ISP. The article reports:


One of the things that makes Priority Colo so awesome is that they don't automatically act on DMCA takedowns. Instead, they pass them on to us and we talk about whether they pass the giggle-test. This one doesn't.

The Boing Boing article lets it all hang out, DCMA takedown notice and all.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:50 PM
October 05, 2009
Web Designer Decision Tree

ForgetFoo has a nice web designer decision tree.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:21 PM
Monday Morning Funny

Maybe it's the lack of sleep or over-caffination, but this comic really tickled my funny bone this morning. Thanks Aryk!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:42 AM
October 02, 2009
Rare Bird Humps Photographer's Head

My friend Sarah sent over a video of a Rare Bird Humping a Photographer's Head. Absolutely hilarious to watch! Also note that the non-photographer is the famous and awesome Stephen Fry.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:59 AM
October 01, 2009
Emails From Crazy People

Emails From Crazy People. Pretty much what it says.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
September 30, 2009
Power Loader Exoskeleton Gives Superhuman Strength

From Aryk comes a lin kto the Power Loader Exoskeleton which I totally need. The assholes who walk down the sidewalk four abreast while I'm trying to get to my train would move aside if I had a set of those badboys.... :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:49 AM
September 29, 2009
Dramatic Readings of Celebrity Twitter Updates

Twits: Dramatic Readings of Celebrity Twitter Updates is possibly the most awesome thing ever.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:10 AM
September 28, 2009
Carl Sagan - 'A Glorious Dawn' Featuring Stephen Hawking

An actual good use for auto-tune... check out Carl Sagan - 'A Glorious Dawn' ft Stephen Hawking.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:14 PM
September 27, 2009
Windows 7 Party decision tree (for Mac users)

If you're an Apple Fanboy you may have been invited to a Windows 7 release party.... either to be converted by your Windows loving friends, or just for the heck of it to laugh at the fact that Microsoft has to bribe people to have parties for Windows 7 (lets be honest, no normal person would think of having a Windows release party on their own). Either way, here's a cool Windows 7 Party decision tree for Mac users.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 PM
September 26, 2009
I'm Pretty Sure I'm This Guy

I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm this guy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:31 PM
September 24, 2009
Ha! Shit Creek Consulting

I have loved Gaping Void for a while, but the latest comic, shit creek consulting tickles my consultant heart (with the nagging question of if these are the guys someone call after they deal with me! But I doubt it... ) :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:32 AM
Better Version of the Microsoft "How To Host Your Party" Video

This It's Party Time! video, with light editing in just the right places, I think is far superior to the original. If you don't know what this is, this is a video that Microsoft and House Party put out to help promote people having their own Windows 7 launch parties. Via reddit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:06 AM
September 23, 2009
Pedestrians

Surviving the World - Lesson 41 - Pedestrians. It's like he reached into my brain and could see what I was thinking.... I come across this every day walking to the train from work.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:12 AM
September 21, 2009
Sometimes The Bull Wins....

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Sometimes you're the bull, and sometimes you're the victim of an epic bull WIN that gets your junk displayed to everyone. I like it when the bull wins.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:47 PM
1998's "Ultimate Gaming Machine"

Ha ha, silly technology, don't you know that you get older as time passes? That's what makes this The Screen Savers "Ultimate Gaming Machine" 1998 pretty amusing. Also Leo LePorte looks like a young whippersnapper.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:57 AM
Neil Patrick Harris Mocks the Internet at the Emmys 2009

Dr. Horrible is awesome, as is Neil Patrick Harris, so this video of Neil Patrick Harris Mocking the Internet at the Emmys 2009 is great.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:55 AM
September 18, 2009
OLPC Fun

If you've ever had the question of what happens when you put an OLPC in a microwave, well, now you have your answer.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:59 PM
Supermarket Bans Jedi Knight

While I sympathize with the store having to deal with crazies, banning a Jedi Knight is a bad thing to do....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:43 PM
September 17, 2009
Programmer Jokes

Stack Overflow asks What is your best programmer joke?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:24 PM
September 16, 2009
How I Feel As An iPhone Owner

Is it wrong for me to feel like this C&H cartoon whenever I pull out my iPhone?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:50 PM
4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes"

"4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes"" by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor. Presented only with the comment that number 3 is my favorite :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:44 PM
XKCD Book - Volume 0 - Available

XKCD's book, xkcd: volume 0 is now available.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:59 AM
September 15, 2009
The Bacon Chart

S pointed me to the Geekologie bacon flowchart.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:57 PM
September 14, 2009
Mosspuppet discovers Auto-Tune

On the Secret Diary of Fake Steve Jobs he has Mosspuppet discovering Auto-Tune. Funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:29 PM
September 11, 2009
Facebook Punks TechCrunch

Techcrunch describes how Facebook pwned them with the 'Fix this picture' joke the other day. I saw it pass by the news feeds but mostly ignored it. TC took the joke in good stride at least :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:27 PM
Fly Gabe From Valve To Australia

This needs some attention..... the Fly Gabe Newell campaign, with more details at http://flygabenewell.blogspot.com, is raising money to get Gabe and Erik, of Valve Software fame, flown to Australia.

Basically Valve are flying people who are bitching about the new Left 4 Dead game and boycotting it out to play, someone complained they weren't being flown out, and Gabe responded that he was being boycotted. Just read the site, makes much more sense there :)

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 04:02 PM
September 09, 2009
OMFG Awesome! Zero Punctuation Reviews Wolfenstein

Once again Yahtzee has proven that he is brilliant as he reviews Wolfenstein. Must watch. Now.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 09:39 PM
An Example Of Bad Code: The Ultimate State Selector

I don't normally post to the great stuff on The Daily WTF because I expect anyone who reads UFies.org regularly to already be subscribed there too, but this post about The Ultimate State Selector struck me (as amazingly bad). Anyone who has done any web programming has seen this problem more than once, but I'm sure that most everyone has figured some way to avoid the solution that this particular user found.

Wow, that's all I can say...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:28 PM
'Don't Copy That Floppy' Sequel

Well, they're sort of lampooning themselves, but the gaming industry has released a 'Don't Copy That Floppy' Sequel which Warns of Piracy; Includes id Software Cameo, and Klingons. Also with the same rapper DP. Seems to concentrate more on people selling software and music, instead of the original which was more talking about trading. Interesting shift, sadly not nearly as cool as the original, though the "you'll get raped in prison for copying music online" was a nice twist.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:13 AM
September 03, 2009
Awesome Classic Coder Story from Daily WTF

A great story over at the daily WTF about a coder on a doomed game back in the day. Some great and funny stuff in there, like this:


Another fun bug caused the enemy AI to do your work for you. A rogue enemy plane would suddenly reject his mother country and start shooting down his own teammates. That is, until his wings fell off the plane since he was firing his guns. Then he'd kamikaze his plane into the ground, which would launch the plane into outer space that the MicroProse executives probably didn't find nearly as funny as I do.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:16 AM
September 01, 2009
Guild Season 3 Premiere

Felicia Day points that the Premier of The Guild Season 3 is up. Sadly still an "exclusive" MSN Video thing. Bleah.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:21 PM
August 28, 2009
Jizz In My Pants Response: "Puke In My Mouth"

OMG Funny as hell... Dana passed on me "Puke In My Mouth" a response to Jizz In My Pants. That's just awesome.

Bonus: My Box in a Box, a response to "Dick in a Box".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:44 AM
August 27, 2009
Twitter: #songsincode

OMFG I have just wasted the last 20 minutes looking through the latest twitter meme #songsincode. Epically awesome. Don't think of it as wasting time, think of it as increasing your coding skills by learning to parse other people's code.

Also I hear that the new facebook 3.0 iPhone app is available, but it's not showing up for me yet.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:46 PM
Funny/Disturbing Plot Summaries

forgetfoo picks out a test of some great plot summaries. IE:


STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:50 PM
Stories From An Ex-KKK

Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary tells some stories about his days in the KKK. Pretty damn funny actually. The black preacher they're talking about also sounds like an amazing example of tolerance, and defeated the entire clan.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:30 AM
August 26, 2009
Funny: On The Straight And Narrow (Minded)

I recently discovered the 'not always right' blog, and it's posts like this that makes it a completely awesome repository of stupid customer quotes :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:31 PM
August 25, 2009
Lazy Dog Owner Product Success #89,432

I don't personally believe that the poo trap is an actual product.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:05 PM
August 20, 2009
Flickr Blog on Research in Antarctica

Normally I wouldn't post something as simple as the Flickr Blog's post on Research in Antarctica if not for the last few images :) Those wacky researchers know how to have fun :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:11 PM
August 18, 2009
Violence The Only Way Out of the Zombie Apocalypse, Now Proof!

Len passed on this bit from the Register, and a Zombie plague was analysed by Canadian maths prof and they determined that violence was indeed, the only option. Now where's my shovel?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:45 AM
August 17, 2009
A Life of Highs and Lows

Highs and lows. Ha! It's funny cause it's true.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:19 PM
August 16, 2009
Randene Neill Accosted by Dog

YouTube video of Global New's YRandene Neill Accosted by a Dog. I'm sure you've already seen this, but I link to it for a few reasons, partly for the transition from "this is a well mannered dog" to the utter sarcasm of "oh we've sold these two haven't we?". I haven't seen as much dog on woman action since... well, I can't really say least I incriminate myself :) Thanks to Sarah for sending this over to me!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:35 PM
August 14, 2009
Girls In Bikini Reading Star Wars

Girls In Bikini Reading Star Wars. Not much more to say really. It's sexist, and probably best to listen to with the sound off.

Merry Friday.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:16 AM
August 13, 2009
Conan On MS Word Injunction

Conan had this slightly amusing comment on the Microsoft Word injunction thing. Thanks Aryk.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
August 12, 2009
Google's New Opt Out Program on The Onion

The Onion News Network has a great piece on how thew New Google Opt Out Feature Protects Users' Privacy By Moving Them To A Remote Village. For all you security concerned out there, this is something I recommend you do immediately....

For the lack of humor impaired, this is humor. Though I'm wondering if Google got any calls or emails about this.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:32 PM
August 11, 2009
Impractical Sexual Fetishes. Or, People Are Insane

Cracked.com proves once again how (some) people are absolutely insane with their expose of a set of 5 Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes. The most revealing thing is the "typical quote" section from the associated fan sites. Makes me scared to leave the house....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:22 AM
Another Dilbert Comes to Real Life

I love it when a good idea comes to life. In this case, the Dilbert cartoon where Wally programs his IM to randomly send messages to his boss.... well, someone built it using python and dbus. That is super-awesome.

Funny Stuff , Linux - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 AM
More Crazy Japanese Game Show Footage

It's people rolling tires down a ski hill... what could be more fun. You probably want to skip towards the 7:00 mark to see the big tire going down :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:12 AM
August 10, 2009
N00b Boyfriend

Ha! N00b Boyfriend video from the folks at College Humor.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:53 PM
First Programming Job Horror Stories

Great question over at StackOverflow.... How did you get your first programming job? The top story includes this gem:


Luckily I didn't have any quizzes or tests the next day, so I hopped into my P.O.S. Nissan Sentra and drove 3 1/2 hours home. When I got there, I realized that the only suit I had was a tan corduroy leisure suit I last wore in 9th grade. The mall was closed, so I had to make due. Fortunately I was the same height as I was in 9th grade, but the trousers were a tight squeeze.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:39 PM
August 09, 2009
Star Wars Standup

I really am not sure what this is, but IO9 collected some Star Wars standup videos. Some painful, some funny in their painfulness ;)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:46 PM
August 07, 2009
IceT + Hammer + MacBook Pro

If you're a mac lover, you definitely don't want to watch IceT and his Mac Repair.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:32 PM
Even Hitler Hates iTunes

I know, I know, all these Downfall Hitler mashups get tiring. I do like this new tirade against iTunes though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:03 PM
August 06, 2009
Cat Hat

A picture of a man with a cat on his head. This is how I go to sleep at night actually, except I'm lying down, and the cat is horizontal on my head, not vertical.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:49 PM
August 05, 2009
A Classic: True Porn Clerk Stories

An oldie but a goodie: True Porn Clerk Stories. Other links to this sort of thing (classic internet lore) over at the reddit article.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:11 PM
August 04, 2009
Truth In Comic Form

Sometimes it takes something like this to truly show one of the major faults in the Linux world. I'm as big a fan as the next guy (well, unless the next guy isn't a Linux fan), but sometimes the.... "focus" of the community isn't quite where I think it should be :) I want my John Stewart smooth too!

Funny Stuff , Linux - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 PM
XKCD To Be A Book

The most awesome XKCD is going to be released in book form, so sayeth Slashdot.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:46 PM
Gamer T-Shirt

Someone at work posted this awesome gamer shirt design.

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 01:35 PM
August 01, 2009
G.I. Joe Re-Creations

GI Joe Movie Battles, Destruction And Torture Reenacted In Toy Form. That about says it all :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:17 PM
July 31, 2009
Smartphones Changed The Way...

Aryk pointed to this Crude But True, T-shirt.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:08 PM
Happy SysAdmin Day

forgetfoo remembered better than I did that today is sysadmin appreciation day, and notes some of the things that a sysadmin has to deal with each day. Hopefully you hugged your sysadmin today. No one hugged me :(

Kudos to forgetfoo for the adminspotting poster, I wonder if anyone got their t-shirts yet... (old internet meme/joke from the 90's, you probably won't get it unless your an old curmudgeon like me).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:27 PM
Spiderman.... Kinda

Via reddit comes an awesome picture to start your morning with.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:36 AM
July 29, 2009
Douchebag Name Generator

Douchebag Name Generator.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:41 AM
July 28, 2009
Shatner Parodies Palin Speach

I'm sure you've seen this before, so I post it only for completeness. Here's how William Shatner Makes Palin's Speech Into Poetry over on the late show. Personally I think this is brilliant.

Aside: Sucky pre-roll ad crap.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:00 PM
July 27, 2009
Predictions for 2000 from 1900

Via reddit. Some of the the year 2000 - from 1900 predictions aren't all that far off actually. Consider that personal airships could be considered small planes (and these days it's not unreasonable for someone to own a little Cessna), undersea tourist boats are part of Disneyland and IIRC West Edmonton Mall, and I've seen them move houses by train on the discovery channel. Hell, the moving pavement is in pretty much all major airports! Of course, the weather control and personal flying machines (assuming these are taken separately from personal airships) were still off. Interesting to see how their ideas were heavily influenced by what was currently "modern". I can only imagine just how completely off our current predictions for the year 2100 will be..

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:18 PM
July 23, 2009
Washing Machine Simulator

A Washing Machine emulator. Depressingly accurate.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:41 PM
Recursion on Google

Ok, google is pretty awesome sometimes. Feel free to try the search yourself :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:50 AM
42 Seconds of Kitten Fun

From i can haz cheezburger.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:36 AM
July 22, 2009
Literal Photos

An ex-coworker of mine just sent me a collection of the 15 Most Literal Photos Ever.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:09 AM
July 21, 2009
If The Moon Landing Was Covered Today

An amusing look at what would happen news wise If Man Walked on the Moon Today.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:24 PM
July 20, 2009
The Onion Sold to China

Not sure if I missed the month and it's really April 1 today, but it looks like The Onion has been sold to the People's Republic of China. Via ForgetFoo().

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:19 PM
Penny Arcade on the Microsoft Store

Penny Arcade has their own look at the announcement that Microsoft will open retail stores near Apple Stores. As you may expect, this RETAIL OBLIVION gets the usual treatment :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:02 PM
July 18, 2009
Trade a What For a D40?

Via one of my flickr groups comes a craiglist ad for someone wanting to get a Nikon D40 any way he can!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:13 PM
Another Stupid Picture

It's stupid, immature, probably photoshopped, but I still giggled a bit at this.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:01 PM
Cartoons of Medical Afflications

Now it all makes sense! this cartoon which matches cartoon characters with medical afflictions explains it all!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:56 PM
Valve Time Translations

Someone on the Valve (the Half Life guys) created a handy Valve Time to actual time chart to help people decipher what phrases like "today" or "this q1" actually mean.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:25 AM
July 17, 2009
Auto Tune The News

Gizmodo points to what happens if you Auto-Tune the News. This is the same auto-tune that singers use to hide the fact that they can't sing (you know who I'm talking about)...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:43 PM
Roommate Confessions

"Roommate Confessions", some of the most disturbing acts of revenge you'll read today...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:26 PM
July 16, 2009
Awesome SQL Code

The Daily WTF has a great SQL String entry. Best part for me is the final 'added clarity' comment :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:17 PM
Star Wars Art Mashups

Disturbing but cool Star Wars classic art mash-ups over at Sci-Fi Wire. The page you really want to go to though is the worth 1000 page.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:46 AM
July 15, 2009
Not A Bad Idea

Am I the only one who thinks that this "there I fixed it" isn't such a bad idea?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:19 AM
Joy of Tech on Apple Product Development

Even the Microsofties will enjoy the latest Joy of Tech cartoon, entitled The secret behind Apple rumors!. One of those great "possibly bordering on reality" cartoons... :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:56 AM
July 13, 2009
But It Looks Sooooo Good

I know this is supposed to make me feel guilty about eating bad food, but some of the stuff on This is why you're fat looks sooooo good!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:41 PM
July 12, 2009
Chinese iPhone Knock-Off Unboxing

Great video over at Boing Boing of the unboxing of a Chinese iPhone knock-off that looks just like an iPhone, and barely works.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:41 AM
July 11, 2009
A Villian Recession?

IO9 looks at the question of Are We In A Villain Recession?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:09 PM
July 07, 2009
Don't Copy That Floppy 2 (Trailer)

Don't Copy That Floppy 2 is COMING SOON!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 PM
July 04, 2009
Homeopathic ER

Not for those into naturopathy without a sense of humor.... Homeopathic A&E.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:09 PM
July 03, 2009
The Most Inventive Thing You'll See This Week

Aryk pointed me to this one on shipment of fail: Suggest a caption as I’m speechless. I LOL'd. I'm speechless too.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:28 PM
June 30, 2009
Know Whose House You're B&Eing

OK, this just made me giggle. Short story, 23 year old got drunk, had a knife, figured it'd be a good idea to break into a house and threaten the owner. Turns out the owner was 72. Oh, and a former boxer. The pictures tell the story of what happened. Damn kids get off my lawn!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:44 AM
June 29, 2009
Terminator 3 Deleted Scene Explains Terminator Looks

Funny little deleted scene in Terminator 3 Explains Why The Terminators Look Like Arnold. I understand why they cut it, but really glad it surfaced! Via /Film.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:20 PM
June 26, 2009
iPhone Parody Commercial

Forgetfoo has an awesome New iPhone 3Gs parody ad from College Humor. Hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:38 PM
A Man and his Squirrel (Video)

A Man and His… Squirrel? via Snuzzy.com. Very cute, especially the shower scene. And this is a real squirrel I'm talking about, not some innuendo :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:59 PM
June 25, 2009
Amuse Your Cat, Get A Child

Just a series of pictures, cause I've had a long day and need the amusement :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:08 PM
June 24, 2009
What Your Facial Hair Says About You

Link from digg via my friend SS.... What Your Facial Hair Really Says About You. I have to object, I'd totally take my socks off!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:15 AM
June 23, 2009
PHP Manual Admits GoTos Are Dangerous

Great addition to the PHP manual page for goto with a bit of XKCD...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:06 PM
June 22, 2009
The Anti-Gym Ads

Some great Workout Videos to make you feel a bit better about not going to the gym. The exercise ball one is my favorite!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:46 PM
NSFW Laptop Hunter Parody

Macenstein points to an honest “laptop hunters” commercial, with a real guy, finding a real laptop, for real things. NSFW audio though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:11 AM
June 19, 2009
Puppy Cam!

Jack Russell terrier puppies, live on ustream. Currently the puppies are feeding, and mom is looking very tired.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:10 PM
June 18, 2009
I Love Propaganda - Thanks Microsoft

Here's your laugh for the day... check out Microsoft's Windows Internet Explorer 8: Get the facts comparison page. Don't you love mindless marketing propaganda. The only way that I can see these comparisions being complete and outright lies are some minor wordings put in the comments to explain how Chrome and Firefox don't have security, privacy, web tools, reliability (ha!) and manageability.

This reminds me of talking to someone who has just quit smoking and saying how wonderful they are now, ignoring the legacy of the 2 pack a day habit they left behind (in this case, we call it Internet Explorer 6, still a plague to the web). Ah well, I'm pretty sure that most people reading this site don't use IE8 for anything other than doing Windows Update on their parents and in-laws computers anyway....

Original story and comments on reddit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:08 AM
June 17, 2009
Wierd Al Does Craigslist

Weird Al does Craigslist, Doors style via Boing Boing. Awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:33 PM
June 16, 2009
Top Gear Tests the Fiesta

If you're a TopGear fan, you'll really enjoy Jeremy's Extreme Ford Fiesta road test. Give it a few minutes to go from funny-serious to serious surreal, and to awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:24 AM
June 13, 2009
With a Roommate Like Google...

Funny little video on If Google Were Your Roommate...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:17 AM
June 11, 2009
Co-Worker Abuse

The Flickr blog has some examples of when You think you’re so funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:20 PM
Parents Beware: Panther Huffing

I hear it's the latest craze with the teenagers, so parents beware! Do not let your children near the baby pathers or they could be drawn into the dangerous world of panther huffing!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:07 AM
June 10, 2009
Cute Tip Jar Signs

35 Tip Jars Designed to Make You Give More. First is my favorite I think, Om nom nom...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:47 PM
June 07, 2009
Programmer Comics

Someone has gone out and compiled a list of the 25 Best Programmer WebComic Strips. Lots of XKCD and Dilbert in there. I've got about 1/3rd of them ready to be printed out and hung on the wall of my next office.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 AM
June 01, 2009
Life is Like a JRPG

Wasted Talent has a great cartoon about how your job is like a Japanese RPG.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:02 PM
May 28, 2009
Vendor Relationships In The Real World

Speaking as someone who has been on both sides of this relationship, I find The Vendor Client relationship - in real world situations hilarious. Thanks Darren.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:25 PM
Zero Punctuation on DNF

Zero Punctuation's review of Duke Nukem Forever has got to be his most brilliant so far. Lots of little stuff in there (as usual) that the hardcore gamers (especially those of us around from the DN3D and who know who John Romero are) will love :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 AM
May 26, 2009
Star Wars Alphabet

Star Wars ABC is a set on Flickr. Who wouldn't want to print these out and make flashcards for your little nerdlings?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:46 PM
May 23, 2009
How to Get The Girl

Batteries Feel Included has an easy solution on how to get the girl. Most hilarious while not 100% far fetched :) Also a nice tie in with Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:48 PM
May 10, 2009
64 Things To Do Geek Version

The Geek “Must Do Before You Die” Checklist. Via a share from Len on Google Reader.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:46 PM
May 08, 2009
A (Hilarious) History of Programming Languages

Title basically says it all... A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages. Awesomely accurate :) To quote:


1972 - Dennis Ritchie invents a powerful gun that shoots both forward and backward simultaneously. Not satisfied with the number of deaths and permanent maimings from that invention he invents C and Unix.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:02 AM
May 07, 2009
The Duke Nukem List

The Duke Nukem Forever List. Celebrating what's taken less time to come out than Duke Nukem' Forever.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:52 PM
May 03, 2009
Post-it Notes Video

Post-It inventor watching viral internet post-it-tricks video. Also has a link to the post-it ticks videos. I recommend clicking through to the vimeo site and watching it in high def. Very cool.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:21 AM
April 19, 2009
Best Source Code Comments

Stack Overflow asks What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered? and the masses respond with some absolute gems. IE:


//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Thankfully my favorite ("drunk, fix later") is in there too.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:57 PM
Dork Yearbook - Old Geek Pictures

Dork Yearbook is a tumble blog of old pictures of nerds and geeks (and dorks) in their youth. Some of these are horrifyingly familiar.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:43 AM
April 15, 2009
"What" Rendering Engine

OK, it took me a bit to get this, but when I did, it was the damn funniest thing ever. Check out Pulp Browsers. I won't give you any hints if you don't get it though :) (unless you ask really nicely).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:11 PM
Colbert and NASA

Well, it's not the full new ISS module, but Colbert will get NASA Treadmill Named After Him. For US people you can watch the segment over here.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:36 AM
April 14, 2009
Home Made "Laptop Hunter" Video

Via Darren, a not-quite-official entry into the list of Microsoft "Laptop Hunters" series of ads: Homeless Frank.

Oh go on, laugh, it's funny :P

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:21 AM
Fart Tweeting Chair Justifies Twitter's Existance

Via Aryk.... Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifying Twitter's Existence. Not much more to say, other than I want my couch to do this. It would certainly make my twitter stream more interesting!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:18 AM
April 11, 2009
I Just Found the Funniest LOLCat

Funniest LOLCat evah? I haz found it! Has awesomeness on many levels.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:42 PM
April 01, 2009
April Fools Round Up

Funny or Not? April Fools' Day Pranks Roundup. Have I mentioned I can't wait for this day to be over?

Also a 2009 roundup.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:15 AM
Coolest Trick For Your Kid

Here's an animated gif of an awesome baby trick. Totally going to teach my kids this (if I were to have any)!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:24 AM
March 31, 2009
Annoying Email Addresses to Spell

Via Daring Fireball: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone. Use one of these to guarantee that you don't get an email back :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:39 AM
March 30, 2009
Cool Resume

Reddit is right, this is the the coolest resume ever.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:19 PM
March 29, 2009
A New Service.... HugeURL.com So there are a ton of "tinyurl" services for use on IM networks, Twitter, etc. Someone took the initiative to create something a bit different at HugeURL.com.

In other words, feel free to check out this awesome site:

http://www.hugeurl.com/?Mjk4M2EwYjYzNmJmYjQwNzRlNjVmMDhjZjJi
ZjRhMDMmMTMmVm0wd2QyUXlVWGxWV0d4WFlUSm9WMVl3Wkc5V1ZsbDNXa2M1
YWxKc1dqQlVWbHBQVjBaYWMySkVUbGhoTVVwVVZtcEdZV015U2tWVWJHaG9U
V3N3ZUZacVFtRlRNazE1VTJ0V1ZXSkhhRzlVVm1oRFZWWmFkR1ZHV214U2JH
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Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:42 PM
March 25, 2009
Iron Man vs Bruce Lee: FIGHT!

Iron Man vs Bruce Lee: FIGHT!

Funny Stuff - Posted by aryk at 07:41 PM
March 23, 2009
Twitter Intro (Funny Video)

Funny introduction to twitter in the video twouble with twitters. Thanks for the link Len (who doesn't get it either).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:15 PM
March 20, 2009
Baby Name Win

While Failblog shows this as a Baby Name Fail, I say it's a complete and udder win! In other news, I've found the name for my first-born.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:04 AM
March 18, 2009
I For One, Welcome Our New Spacebat Overlords

Shuttle-Riding Bat Dies The Most Glorious Death Imaginable.

Really not much more to say, other than thanks Len for the link.

Oops, dupe! Sorry about that :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:20 PM
Bad Dreams [XKCD]

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one that this happens to. Another brilliant XKCD cartoon.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:27 AM
Adam Savage on Obsession

Great video of a presentation from MythBusters Co-Host Adam Savage on Obsession. Via @gatewayy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:18 AM
March 16, 2009
When Advertising Goes Wrong

Macenstein asks: What the hell is Best Buy selling? I'm pretty sure that when Apple released the new Mac Mini they didn't stretch it out like that. Really, I have no idea what they were thinking, other than maybe people expect a 2.0 product to be bigger?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:30 AM
March 10, 2009
Woz on Dancing With The Stars

The title of OH… MY… GOD should tell you something about how Woz looked on DWTS last night. Still, I must say that the geek troops should rally to keep our man in!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:35 PM
Nunchuck Fail

Nunchuck Fail on Fail Blog. Hilarious, even though you know exactly how it will end, and it does, badly.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:58 PM
If Browsers Were Women

If Browsers Were Women.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:11 PM
March 09, 2009
Smeg Off!

This brought back memories of spending most of highschool watching endless reruns of Red Dwarf. Smeg.

Funny Stuff - Posted by aryk at 06:00 PM
Pet AT-AT

Great find via RSS.... a flickr account where the owner has a pet AT-AT. Well, picture of one as it if were a pet anyway :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:40 PM
February 24, 2009
Change Poster

This change poster is truly awesome. I must have it on my wall!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:20 PM
February 20, 2009
Shaq's Twitter Story

Random cool story about how @THE_REAL_SHAQ on twitter is indeed, the Real Shaq: Finally, A Use for Twitter.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:32 PM
February 16, 2009
Vacation Time vs Appreciation

Random comic about how Puttering can get old on Indexed. Great stuff, and speaking as someone with lots of holidays this year, and no idea where to go, it's very true!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:12 PM
Deaf Karaoke Live

Hilarious link passed on from Danni. Deaf Karaoke Live is fairly indescribable..... just watch and enjoy!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:27 AM
February 12, 2009
F My Life

Random link - F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories. Looks like a hangout for angst-ridden teens :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:56 PM
February 11, 2009
Sopranos Uncensored - The 27 Minute Video

OK, this one is definitely not for the faint of ear. The Sopranos, Uncensored via /Film is every single swear word from the Sopranos (I presume all 6(?) seasons) into one 27 minute video. Truly awesome in not only scale but execution!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:22 PM
February 09, 2009
TED Talk on XKCD

I'm so glad that someone finally brought this up. I've long wondered how to do this and I agree, there's really no good way (outside of adding some random words after the emoticon to pad things out :) like this).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 PM
February 06, 2009
Meliza Bot on Mars

Google Helps You Find a Robot Lady Companion on Mars. Coolest use of an AI, whole compilation of knowledge, and 3D mapping program ever :) Link explains all.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:07 PM
February 05, 2009
Editor Learning Curves

Editor Comparison graphs of learning curves for different editors. Love the vi one :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:31 PM
Stephen Fry Twitters While Trapped in Lift

This is pretty awesome, a note from @rainmakertom posting about how Stephen Fry posts Twitter updates while trapped in lift.

"Your brilliant comments are keeping us all (hysterically) cheerful. Last a heard engineers still on their way," he Tweeted.

Cool story about the use of this new "twitter" technology. *cough*@arcterex*cough*

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
February 04, 2009
Crackulous App for iPhone

Crackulous Allows for App Store Piracy. From Darren. Presented without comment (as it was sent to me).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:43 PM
Tropic Thunder "Viral" Promo Video

I know it's old, but this Tropic Thunder promo video was passed on to me today. Hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:31 AM
February 03, 2009
Desparate Quiz Answers

Top 10 Funny Answers from Desperate Students. Most amusing. Gracias Mike from work.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:07 PM
February 01, 2009
Memorable Superbowl Commercials

Memorable Superbowl Commercials.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:57 PM
January 26, 2009
Adobe UI Gripes

Daring Fireball has awesome links to Adobe UI Gripes.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:41 PM
Ultimate Google Street View

Damn, they caught me!
BEST GOOGLE STREET VIEW EVER | FilmDrunk: The movie blog that hates Colin Hanks

Funny Stuff - Posted by aryk at 07:45 PM
January 24, 2009
Microsoft "I Love the Whole World" Spoof

Microsoft Learning spoofs “I love the whole world” via IStartedSomething. Truly awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:08 AM
January 23, 2009
Reddit List of Completely Offensive Jokes

Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted. They are not kidding.... you're going to hell just for clicking that link.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:38 PM
January 19, 2009
Quantum of Solace Review (Funny)

Another review from the most awesome.. I mean thebestpageintheuniverse for Quantum of Solace. It's first line, declaring it "a shitpile" sets the tone :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:26 PM
January 15, 2009
Useless Superpowers

Darren threw me superuseless superpowers this morning. Awesome.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:04 PM
January 14, 2009
Work Poop Survival Guide

I LMAO this morning at the Office Poop survival guide via best of craigslist.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
January 12, 2009
Ninja Cat Skills [video]

Ninja Kitty has some serious overhang rock climbing skills!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:05 AM
January 10, 2009
Teddy Understands...

I'm not sure I totally understand this image, but it is clear that teddy will understand whatever your mood is...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:27 PM
January 07, 2009
Alternative Target Practice

Laughing Squid has some Essential Target Practice templates for the target shooters among you.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:46 AM
January 02, 2009
Cat Sleeping Chart

A truer chart was never made.... graphing When my cat sleeps on me.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:49 PM
December 31, 2008
Zunes Failing Globally... Z2k?

Apparently a lot (hundreds? thousands? All of them?) of 1st Gen 30G Zunes are failing all at once. Gizmodo has the story with updates. No resolution from Microsoft at this time though.

ObSarcasm - there are "hundreds" of people with Zunes? Seriously?

Update: fix?

Update2: Seems the real fix is to wait till midnight.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:31 AM
December 21, 2008
Voice Activated R2D2 Chorus Line

Voice Activated, Interactive Dancing R2-D2 Astromech Droids. I'm not sure what else to day. It's awesome!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:14 PM
December 16, 2008
People Skidding in the Snow

This video from JWZ brings up the question of "why are you morons driving?" Seriously, just stay at home....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:29 PM
December 08, 2008
Great New SNL Video

Jizz In My Pants was passed on from Peejay, and it is epically awesome. The latest from the SNL guys that brought you "Dick in a box". Looks great in HD too, especially the hottie :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:41 AM
December 04, 2008
November 26, 2008
House Episode Builder

Cracked.com has a great "how to write your own version of House" in their Every Episode of 'House' Ever page. Awesome cause it's true of course :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:11 AM
November 24, 2008
MythBusters on Youtube

Another awesome MythBusters YouTube Live paintball event. Super-cool, they do have the best job in the world don't they?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:11 PM
November 21, 2008
The Anti-Story of Mel

I've seen the Daily WTF story of DOLLARS and SENSE all over the social news sites and it is epically awesomely bad, especially if you know anything about programming or assembler code. It occurs to me that this is the opposite of The Story of Mel, a classic story from Usenet from '83 and a task of Herculean awesome programming, about the opposite of the WTF story.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:14 AM
November 20, 2008
Kids in the Hall Meet Portal

Darren passed me a great video of the Kids in The Hall's Scott Thompson as he passes a Portal challenge. Barely. Much hilarity ensues.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
This is a good impression of me while bored @ work...

Truth: Harsh Reality Behind the Gizmodo/Reader Symbiosis Revealed by Dilbert

Funny Stuff - Posted by aryk at 10:41 AM
Security Fail Funny

I read I can haz cheeseburger, failblog, hot dogs, etc and enjoy the heck out of them, but I had to share this Security Fail. My first LOL moment of the morning :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:41 AM
November 19, 2008
Tables: The Next Evolution in CSS Layout

Ha! Via fozbaca on the Twitter comes a great article on how Tables are The Next Evolution in CSS Layout. Very similar to the 'just give up and use tables' link I posted last week :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:52 PM
November 18, 2008
Video of a Real Transformer

My buddy Len threw over a link to a youtube video of a "Real Transformer". Pretty cool.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:52 PM
30 Mars Phoenix Discoveries NASA Will Never Show the World

Mars Phoenix: 30 Mars Phoenix Discoveries NASA Will Never Show the World

Funny Stuff - Posted by aryk at 01:22 PM
November 14, 2008

It's long been held that the old jokes are the best jokes... Dead Parrot sketch is 1,600 years old - Telegraph

Funny Stuff - Posted by aryk at 06:24 PM
An Epic Dance Fail

It takes a bit to get to it, but this Dance Fail over at fail blog is epic.... you just gotta wait for it....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:37 PM
November 13, 2008
CSS and Tables

Pretty sound advice (from my experience anyway) regarding CSS and Table layouts..... Give Up and Use Tables


We've scientifically determined the maximum amount of time that you should need to make a layout work in CSS[...]

I'm not exactly sure what the download they have is (I'm on a linux box here and it doesn't seem to run under WINE, but it maybe a local copy of the flash timer they have).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:50 AM
Knuth's Homeboy

Ha! Check out this flickr post: I'm actually Knuth's homeboy. Kinda jelous...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:59 AM
Is Your Cat Trying to Kill You

From my friend Rob comes this little tutorial on How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. I'm not sure about you, but I see all these in my cats, and am now fearful for my life. Please protect me. My results from the accompanying quiz are below:


Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:05 AM
November 12, 2008
Cats, Wolves, and Internet Memes

So I just had to post this link for a couple of reasons. First, the story of a guy with a wolf as a pet is pretty cool, as I used to know a guy like that and played with wolves when I was a lad and they are awesome. Secondly, the comments to the reddit story are awesome, from the internet rule comment by floydiannyc and then the narwals comments, down to a conversation about owning cats and how they are good at hiding evidence of their killings.... and then it gets interesting :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:24 PM
November 11, 2008
Personal HUD Contest

Brian found this on gizmodo: Photoshop Contest: 23 Personal HUDs That Would Make All of Our Lives Easier. Ones like this one make me agree that we all need a personal HUD (and gig-eee direct to the brain, but that's another thing).

I did also just LOL at the message in the bottom right of this entry.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:07 PM
November 10, 2008
The Strangest Ad You'll See Today

Laughing Squid has an ad described as: Giant Kitten Headed Humanoid Cat Fight In Toyota Corolla Ad. Bet you didn't think you'd ever see those words all together did you?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:20 AM
November 04, 2008
Fanboys At Home

Via /film I found a post called The Land of the Free which is a set of pictures of dressed up Star Wars fanboys at home. Very odd/interesting/bizarre :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:13 PM
October 22, 2008
"Honey, what's that Funny Noise?"

Darren pointed me to a great youtube of A Mercedes was traveling on 3 wheels. So that's what that funny noise was!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:37 AM
October 12, 2008
Get Your Zach and Miri Porn ID

Part of the marketing for the new Kevin Smith movie is that you can get you own Zack and Miri Star I.D.. You can now call me "Snowball Adams" or "Two-Pump Chump" if you like.

No, not really.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:12 PM
October 09, 2008
The *What* Guide to Databases?

Khensu threw me a link to The Manga Guide to Databases.

I have no idea what to say.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:46 AM
A Concise Examination of the Economic State of the US

OK, it's just a comic, but Miscellanea seems to have a good grasp of The Behavior Modification Loop of Epic Fail. :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:07 AM
October 07, 2008
8 Phases of Dating

Matthew Inman has a funny look at The 8 Phases of Dating (and others below, including 10 reasons why it would rule to date a unicorn).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:30 PM
October 02, 2008
Morning Bitch List

Nice list on networkworld of 23 things I wish would just go away. Apple, Microsoft.... no on is spared.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:52 AM
October 01, 2008
StackOverflow's FizzBuzz Solutions

Some very amusing (and inventive) solutions to the FizzBuzz programming challenge in the Humor in code question. Take special note of some of the non-standard language solutions that are in there.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:05 AM
September 30, 2008
People Being Hit By Balls

Not that type of balls you sicko! No, this is Beware of The Orbs! passed on from a coworker and particularly funny to me. Darren says this spawned Face Ball.org.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:45 AM
September 29, 2008
Mentos + Coke Booby Trap

I'm quite sure doing this in real life would be somewhat of an HR issue, however the Diet Coke Mentos Booby Trap video looks damn funny!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:34 PM
September 23, 2008
I Kissed a ... Mashup (Cute)

This is too cute not to share, check out this I Kissed A Dog mashup song.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:36 AM
September 16, 2008
Shaving Your Ass

Posted so I don't lose them again, two great best-of craigslist posts:

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:42 AM
September 12, 2008
Jackie Chan Bollocks

Hilarious video shared with me this morning. Simply titled No Jackie Chan Bollocks it came up during a conversation about martial arts. Very funny, sorry if I'm the last person to see this :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 AM
The Seth MacFarlane Cartoon Shorts on Youtube

Remember the made-for-internet comedy videos to be done by Family Guy's creator Seth MacFarlane? Yup, they're here in all their burger king corporate whoring glory! :) I'll be watching these on the train to work this morning to see how they are.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:00 AM
September 08, 2008
FCC Explains Nudity on TV

So I finally understand it.... in a video pointed to by Darren the FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It's Alyson Hannigan.

And really, what's wrong with that?

Mmmm..... Alyson Hannigan.....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:24 AM
September 04, 2008
Cute Story About Vancouver's Finest

Cute story from snuzzy.com about a Vancouver police officer saving ducklings. Definitely one for the cute files....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:19 AM
September 03, 2008
Zero Punctuation on Eve Online

I know I say this ever time, but Zero Punctuation's review of Eve Online is the best Zero Punctuation ever :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:40 PM
August 28, 2008
Things to Say During Sex Chart

Accordion guy has a link with The “Things to Say During Sex” Chart. Absolutely hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:10 PM
August 15, 2008
Bigfoot Press Release

Darren pointed me to the Bigfoot press release. Most amusing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:45 AM
August 08, 2008
Team Fortress Unemployment

OMFG how did I miss this the first time I heard about it! Temp Fortress 2. TF Machina at it's best.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:24 PM
The End of Piracy (and New Blog Alert)

Pointed to me by a coworker is the Twenty Sided Tale blog, with the top article on The End of Piracy! being an excellent article.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:13 AM
Internet Safety Guidelines

I so want a poster of these Internet Safety Guidelines (via reddit). Truer words I haven't seen for ages.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:24 AM
August 04, 2008
3:53 Of People Doing Stupid Things and Hurting Themselves

I always enjoy watching video of people failing amazingly and hurting themselves... what can I say, it amuses me. Therefor check this out on Break.com: X-Games My Ass! Check Out The Y-Games!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:14 PM
Triumph The Insult Comic At Comic-Con

I love Triumph.... here the always awesome is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Comic Con.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:10 AM
August 01, 2008
Best Star Wars Costumes From Comic-Con

Great collection of the Best Star Wars Costumes from Comic-Con.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:28 PM
July 31, 2008
The Graphing Calculator Story

A great and classic story somehow I managed to miss.... The Graphing Calculator Story is the story of a guy working inside Apple and building an app while not actually employed.


We looked at each other, took a deep breath, and launched the application. The monitor burst into flames. We calmly carried it outside to avoid setting off smoke detectors, plugged in another monitor, and tried again.
[...]
[My friend's] contract in another division at Apple had just ended, so he told his manager that he would start reporting to me. She didn't ask who I was and let him keep his office and badge. In turn, I told people that I was reporting to him. Since that left no managers in the loop, we had no meetings and could be extremely productive.

Great read, classic net lore stuff.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:33 AM
July 29, 2008
Laugh of the Morning: Deep Packet Inspection

Awesome little geek comic this morning on deep packet inspection">: Geek And Poke: DPI Is Not Too Bad.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:49 AM
July 25, 2008
Superhero Wish Fullfillment Chart

io9 asks: How Does Your Hero Measure Up On Our Wish-Fulfillment Checklist?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:51 PM
July 23, 2008
Rush Hour / Star Wars Mashup

Another morning /Film video link: Star Wars vs. Rush Hour.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:48 AM
July 22, 2008
Tommy Lee Jones on Personal Grooming

OK, so this is the funniest thing I've read in a while: Fifth Avenue Gazette: The Taint Grooming Issue (by Tommy Lee Jones). To quote $coworker "I laughed so hard I pooped a little bit."

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:10 PM
July 21, 2008
Wrestling Fans Provide Chairs

I used to think that hard core wrestling fans were kinda dumb-asses, and after seeing a video where Wrestlers need a chair and fans deliver I'm both amused and assured my original assessment was correct!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:51 AM
July 17, 2008
Real Ultimate Power (Ninjas and Guitars Flipping Out)

Hilarious site I can't believe that I have never seen before: The Official Ninja Webpage:REAL Ultimate Power!!!!. OMFG that is funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:05 AM
July 15, 2008
The Area Code Rating System

Described as "when 1-10 isn't enough", the The Area Code Rating System is truly innovative! Who said that everything to be invented has already been invented!? Bah! I say.


Okay, here is how it works. Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code).

See the website for details and examples.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:50 PM
July 07, 2008
Bizzare Japanese Video

Almost guarenteed to be the oddest Shaolin Soccer Japanese Matrix Style video you'll see today. Thanks Brian for passing it on.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:34 PM
July 02, 2008
Funny - Tech Support Story

Amusing story sent to me from a guy at work who knows what line of business I used to do tech support for :) Last Line Says It All.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:14 PM
June 25, 2008
Hypnotoad (image)

I now have this image as my wallpaper at work. All hail hypnotoad!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:15 AM
June 18, 2008
Teletubby Edited...

Funny as hell, though if you're at work you probably want to use headphones.... Teletubbies: Shake That Ass Bitch. Thanks B!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:35 PM
June 17, 2008
Skateboard Ouch!

Someone introduced me to fail blog, and my introduction was this Skateboarding Fail. Ouch.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:57 AM
June 14, 2008
Star Wars Dance Off

OMG, /film points to Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars, a hilarious take on Dancing with the [whatever] type TV shows. Chewie dancing with a Jawa, that's all I'm going to say! :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:14 AM
June 08, 2008
Steven Segal as CockPuncher (Onion)

From the Onion, Steven Seagal’s CockPuncher Movie Trailer.... finally a role I can get behind Steven Segal in!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
May 30, 2008
Toys for the Disturbed

Toys for the Disturbed. Very.... disturbing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:50 AM
May 28, 2008
Office Environment Boggling the Mind

So scary it's funny.... check out Overdue Retirement on The Daily WTF. A sampling:


"Backups: not a chance! When I started I asked about the backup procedures. I was told that all the software was stored on the 'software notebook.' Yes, a notebook.

*brain explodes*

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
May 23, 2008
New Weezer Video With All The Internet Stars

I'm not a huge weezer fan (except for one song), but when Darren pointed me to the video of Pork and Beans and told me it was epically awesome, I have to agree. The Digg page has links to all the memes and internet superstars that are featured. Numa Numa guy!!!!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:45 AM
May 21, 2008
Altered Subtitles (Funny Vid)

Hilarious video passed on from Darren - Hitler Plans Burning Man.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:45 AM
May 20, 2008
Gallery of Bad Tattoos

Bad Tattoos. Via BoingBoing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:12 PM
May 15, 2008
May 12, 2008
McLovin's Anti-Piracy PSA

Just a little bit of naughty language, however hilarious is this "Piracy PSA" with McLovin, the geeky guy from Superbad.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:16 AM
Hacker Propaganda

Via Reddit.com comes this old (judging by the computer pictured) news article (assuming it didn't come from the National Inquirer) about how Hackers can turn your computer into a BOMB (emphasis mine). Nothing better on a monday morning than funny old propaganda!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:43 AM
April 24, 2008
The "Leave Me Alone Box"

Check out this LeaveMeAloneBox Video. This is a box with a switch on it that when turned on it does nothing but turn the switch off. For some reason I find this hilarious. Hit the main page for more info and pics, specs, etc.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:14 AM
April 15, 2008
An Engineer's Guide to Cats

An Engineer's Guide to Cats. Hilarious. Especially if you're a cat owner.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:22 PM
April 11, 2008
Pictures of Your Buddies Girlfriend [Video]

Oh I'm sure it's old but found a video of what to do if you find Naked Pictures of Your Buddy's Girlfriend via digg. SFW and very funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:53 AM
April 10, 2008
Cat and Mouse Games

Sent by Mike at work with the title of not amused :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 AM
April 02, 2008
Latest Wacky Theory.... Time Cubes

Remember a while back a senator in the states quoted, or joined, or had something to do with the flat earth society, which caused a bit of a hubbubb. I read through the main page (don't remember what it is) and was amazed at the wackyness of it all.

Anyway, the latest nutso theory is the Time Cube. It has something to do with a four sided day, or 4 days, one day of a good god and one day of an evil one, or something like that....

Time Cube's ineffable Truth. 'Cubeless Word' is not Truth. Word justifies all human evil. Time Cube is a test for Truth. Circle measure is slop bucket. God belief 50% god disbelief. Truth is 100%, belief is 50%. Time Cube is Truth creation.

WTF?

As with all wacky websites, it's unreadable, a mix of fonts, large font size, lots of colors and italics and is pages and pages long. Don't these people know anything about public relations and how to attract people to actually read their sites? The site that is denounced on the main time cube site is even worse, with a far more vomit inducing color scheme.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:11 AM
March 28, 2008
LOLCat Filk

LOL Together--a lolcat filk of the Beatles' "Come Together". I'm really not sure if there's anything else to say.... it's hilarious and surreal at the same time.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:37 PM
March 26, 2008
Reasons You May Need a Girlfriend

Ten Reasons Why I Need A Girlfriend at Duane Storey.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:25 PM
March 19, 2008
Zero Punctuation Reviews Turok

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Turok is out today.... awesome review as usual.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:04 AM
March 18, 2008
Rickrolling IRL

Found via reddit is a video of a live rickroll pulled off by rocketboom.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:46 AM
March 14, 2008
Space Movie Physics Chart

Bad Movie Physics: A Report Card - nice view of how good or bad space movies are :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:33 PM
March 11, 2008
Flow Chart of The Nerdiness

Valleywag is right, this Flowchart needs no explanation. Well, other than how to get it poster sized to hang over me while I play D&D on the internets with the google.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:38 PM
Music is All The Same

Hilarious rant from Rob Paravonian on how all music is all the same... funny, and with examples.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:22 AM
March 03, 2008
Rejected Family Channel Cartoons

Rejected Cartoons, passed on from a coworker.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:33 PM
Mouse Driven Etch-a-Sketch

Very cool project from Make is a Serial-mouse-driven Etch-a-Sketch, via Boing-Boing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:13 AM
March 02, 2008
Solaris + ZFS + USB Sticks = Nerdvana

Cooking up a Poor Man's RAID-Z with ZFS, USB Memory Sticks, Solaris, and VMware Fusion from over at the VMWare Fusion Blog.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:23 PM
February 25, 2008
Headcrab Protection

Heheheheh, pic of what you need in case of Headcrab Infestation. Half Life understanding required :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:58 PM
Banking sucks, so add Kittens (Viral Video)

BankWest Singing Kittens. Just watch it....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
I'm F*cking Ben Affleck (The Jimmy Kimmel Response)

Jimmy Kimmels F@cking Ben Affleck Response to Matt and Sarah. Not as funny or catchy (IMHO) as the original, though still pretty funny! Wish it was uncensored :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 AM
February 24, 2008
"Still Alive" In Rock Band

Great video pointed to by Veronica Belmont of Jonathan Coulton performs "Still Alive" in Rock Band with a couple of special guests.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:31 PM
February 23, 2008
R2D2 Beanie

I found my next must-have knitting project (as I got a Dalek)... the R2D2 Beanie!!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:08 AM
February 22, 2008
Manuel T-Shirt Idea

OMG, this is the best idea ever!!! You have to of course have watched a bit of Fawlty Towers to really understand it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:18 PM
February 21, 2008
Zero Punctuation at GDC

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC. Not much more need said.... absolutely hilarious, anyone who doesn't watch Zero Punctuation, really needs to subscribe IMMEDIATELY! :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:24 AM
February 20, 2008
RIAA Training Video... Piracy == Murderers and Crackhead Terrorists

Darren threw me a link to a Leaked RIAA Training Video: Find Pirates, Find Crack-Dealing Terrorist Murderers Too!. Apparently people who are music pirates are also generally buying crack with their downloads, while burning the flag with flamethrowers aimed at YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN.

God bless the USA!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:11 PM
February 03, 2008
Fantastic SuperBowl Ad

What an awesome ad via WinExtra.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:50 PM
February 01, 2008
She's F-n Matt Damon

I resisted watching the video She's F-n Matt Damon, a hilarious video from Sara Silverman to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel... very funny (though not as good a song IMHO as Matt Damon's other great song "Scotty Doesn't Know" from Eurotrip). Not bad, not bad at all.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:32 AM
January 29, 2008
Dating Hell

Conjugal Harmony has to be the best site ever... they should send the guys from DatingIsHell over there. I love that they list the convictions there too..... bwahahahahaha

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:38 AM
January 25, 2008
Red Dwarf Smeg-Ups

Classic video everyone should see..... Red Dwarf: Smeg Ups by BBC Worldwide Sci-Fi.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:01 AM
Hilarious Interview

My buddy Robert sent me a video of this interview, which I admit, took me a bit to determine if it was from a sitcom or a legitimate news show. Honestly it's a bit more sane that some of the news interviews I've seen these days!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:57 AM
Why SysAdmins Will Never Win

It's stories like Do not run this script, ever! from Daily WTF that makes me think that we as sysadmins, will never, ever win. Also that the stupid people in the world are getting smarter, without actually getting.... smarter.


I asked what he thought when the script printed "DO NOT EVER RUN THIS SCRIPT" and exited without doing anything. The newbie said he saw that, but really wanted to see what it did, so he commented out the "exit 1" and ran it again.

Ugh.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:53 AM
Caught Lip Syncing

I'm pretty sure this singer didn't see it coming, but luckily the music (and impeccable lyrics) kept on going without a hitch. What skill!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:38 AM
January 23, 2008
Types of Idiots Explained

Cracked.com has the list of 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:16 PM
January 22, 2008
Top 12 Covers of "Still Alive"

Aperture Science Rocks: The Top 12 'Still Alive' Cover Versions. That pretty much says it all.... some very bizarre renditions of JoCo's "Still Alive".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:28 PM
January 20, 2008
Joust Version of "Still Alive"

Wil Wheaton points to a fantastic version of "Still Alive" (the Portal song): Alive . . . in Joust. Yes, joust, as in that Joust. Pretty awesome!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:07 PM
January 18, 2008
Day in the Life of a Portal Turret

A Day in the Life of Two Portal Turrets via ShackBlog. Hilarious, though you have to have played portal to really "get it" all.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:47 PM
Web 2.0 At A Party

The Internet Party: What Happens When Google's Parents Leave Town for the Weekend?

Moderately amusing video with the personalities of the various websites around. I found the "flickr" guy particularly funny for the 2 seconds he was shown :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:05 PM
January 14, 2008
Jim Jeffries NSFW (Language) and HILARIOUS Stand Up

Found a video of Mintys Comedian Of The Month May 2007 - Jim Jeffries and decided that Jim Jeffries is possibly the funniest person on the planet, regardless of his crudity. If you're sensitive to nasty words, keep on going, if not, this guy is hilarious, I was practically bent over and in pain from laughter for the entire ten minutes. More of his YouTube vids here.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:37 PM
January 09, 2008
Smackdown to the Ultimate Extras Team

One of my favorite Windows Blogs has a wonderfully cutting and delicious smackdown to the Windows Ultimate Extras team, around their inactivity of late. Just head over and read Hi Ultimate Extras, we noticed you’ve been inactive…

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:58 PM
Escapist on Silent Hill

The latest Zero Punctuation on Silent Hill Origins is the funniest thing I've seen this year, I can pretty much assure you of that. And I've never played any Silent Hill game or watched any Silent Hill movie, so I'm sure it'll be even better for people who actually know what he's talking about!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:42 PM
January 07, 2008
Great Accident Videos

I know it's not funny, but check out these World's Most Amazing Videos: Volume 1 over on youtube. Lots of smashes, crashes and explosions.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:55 PM
Childrens Book Covers, Retouched

Inappropriate Children's Book Titles... hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:34 AM
December 31, 2007
Snoring Cat

I love cute things and sites like cuteoverload.com, and I do try not to post every cute link I see there, cause it'd be damn annoying and you guys can use the interwebs to find the tube that connects you to that site anyway. However, this video of a snoring cat made me LOL and LMAO, which is fairly unusual. So enjoy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:52 PM
December 25, 2007
12 Days of Christmas BSG Style

The Twelve Days of BSG.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:13 PM
December 21, 2007
Uses for a Dead Mac

Three uses for a dead PowerMac G3.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:23 PM
Mini-Me on WOW

Mini Me Does World of Warcraft... not as good as the Mr. T one IMHO, still funny though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
December 20, 2007
XKCD Authors@Google Talk

The creator of XKCD Randall Munroe giving a talk at Google. Long (58 minutes), and very amusing.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:46 PM
Funny Programming Story

Via reddit: chalain: Computers Fear Me.

I forgot Pascal 15 years ago. This is not the same as never having learned it. For one thing, you mutter under your breath a lot more.

Reminds me of some of the ugly hacks and screen scrapers I've done in my time.... :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 AM
December 17, 2007
How To Spot a Cylon Posters

How To Spot a Cylon. We all need one.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:07 PM
December 14, 2007
XP A Great Upgrade To Vista

Funny look at how Windows XP is a great upgrade to Vista.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:27 AM
Original Tripping the Rift

Just for shits and giggles, check out the original Tripping the Rift animation.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:19 AM
December 13, 2007
WTF Points Out More Stupid People

Looks like the Daily WTF also sees stupid people in the post for plz email me teh codez. Same situation as I have with complete idiots posting follow up questions again, and again, and again (over 2000 comments so far BTW).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:49 AM
December 05, 2007
The New Bubble Song

Darren pointed me over to Here Comes Another Bubble - The Richter Scales a great song/video on YouTube. Very catchy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:47 AM
December 03, 2007
The Mundane Magic of Daniel Chesterfield

Another Laughing Squid Find is a set of videos of Daniel Chesterfield, Magic That Defies The Ordinary. Last video is my favorite, but you need to see the other ones to set up the vibe as it were :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:32 PM
November 30, 2007
Italian Spiderman

I present to you Italian Spiderman Trailer with no further comment.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:09 AM
10 Reasons Johnny Cash Kicks Ass

Amusing.... 10 Reasons Why Johnny Cash Owns Chuck Norris.


1 - Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris

Hit the link for the rest.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:07 AM
November 29, 2007
Movie Verbal Beatdowns

Eight Classic Cinematic Verbal Beatdowns.... fantastic clips to watch, especially if you're in a murderous rage :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:30 PM
November 21, 2007
WOW Ads with Mr. T and William Shatner

New WoW Ads Recruit Mr. T and Shatner. Hilarious, thanks Darren.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:46 AM
November 20, 2007
iPhone vs Plane Pilot

Amusing, what happens when an iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather. Turns out that your iPhone telling you it's sunny when you're delayed on the tarmac isn't the definitive answer that you're smarter than the pilot or air traffic controller :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:24 PM
November 15, 2007
Encouraging Users to Lock Their Computers

Coding horror reminds you: Don't Forget To Lock Your Computer.

A similar method to what we use at work, which is one of:


  1. Search for disgusting pictures on the internet
  2. Set as wallpaper
  3. Lock computer

Or sending emails to staff email lists confessing to "unnatural" urges, or taking a screenshot of the desktop, setting it as the wallpaper, and then hiding all the users icons :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:53 PM
November 12, 2007
Smallest and Cutest Car Ever

Top Gear is a british show that I really love, and hardly ever watch. However, Cute Overload posted this clip of the smallest car ever which is hilarious. Not only is the car small, it's tiny. So small you can drive it to your work front door, then pull it into the office with you, up the elevator, and sit it beside your desk. Just watch it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:44 PM
November 09, 2007
Scottish Star Trek

Scottish star trek. Hilarious (and completely incomprehensible).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:54 PM
November 03, 2007
Simple Halloween Costumes for 2008

Funny costumes for Halloween next year.... almost like a Home Zoo!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:48 PM
November 02, 2007
Portal Song in Almost-English

Sorry for the more Portal news, but JoCo posted a link to a video of Cute Virtual Idol Sings Portal Song.

Sorry for the lack of news..... been a couple of LONG days here at work.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:53 PM
October 29, 2007
Gap Got in Child Labor Guffaw

I haven't read more than the headline, but when you see that GAP was caught using child labor to make GAP kids clothing you have to chuckle, then look up "ironic" in the dictionary again.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:11 PM
The Hilarious Music of Jonathan Coulton

The JoCo Primer - Listening Suggestions is a great selection of music from Jonathan Coulton, whose work you'll be familiar with if you have a) finished Portal or b) are familiar with this troubador of John Hodgman (from the Daily Show and The PC Guy from the Apple ads).

Thanks Darren for pointing me out this guy existed.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:48 PM
October 28, 2007
More Pure Awesomeness

As with the last awesome picture I posted, it's hard to describe just how awesome this is.

So, when did Luke, Vader and Chewie have a band?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:16 PM
October 24, 2007
"Oops" Pictures

The oops list is an amusing collection of "oops" pictures, comics, etc. Lots of aviation related stuff, and you know how bad it is when you combine "oops" with "huge chunk of flying steel".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:59 AM
October 23, 2007
Zero Punctuation's Video Game Reviews

I think I posted about this guy's review of The Orange Box a bit ago, well, here's a list of all his reviews, of which all that I've watched so far, are hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:24 AM
October 18, 2007
Press the Spacebar Game

Press The Spacebar 2000, a flash game. So simple, and yet, so fun! (and potentially keyboard destroying :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:04 PM
Funny Cat Animation

Wake Up! - the essence of catness. Spoken as the owner of three of the little buggers, I can attest this has happened more than once :)

Thanks Darren!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:09 AM
Half Life 2 - Episode 2 - The GNOME Achievement

I thought it'd end up being a joke, but check out how this guy Played Through Episode Two Holding A Goddamn Gnome (note: some spoilers) to get the 'gnome achievement'. Absolutely hilarious, and skillful. Note that the gnome also has his own blog about the whole thing!

Funny Stuff , Gaming - Posted by Arcterex at 09:34 AM
October 17, 2007
Best of Maury Videos

Some of The Best of Maury Povich, including such classics as the pickle girl, 11 paternity tests, and so on.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:55 AM
October 16, 2007
See If You're a Hardcore Web Designer

Amusing little thing: 25 Reasons You Might Be A Hardcore Graphic/Web Designer. Of note for me is:

* You’ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.

I still have the concert tickets from when I got into the second row at a Garth Brooks concert back in the mid-90's (and got to hug Garth Brooks's Mom as well, but that's another story :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:46 PM
Girls, Alcohol, and Responsibility, an Explanation

I wish someone had explained things like this back when I was younger :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:28 AM
October 15, 2007
What is Top Gun Really About

No idea where this is from, but this 2.5 minute video on What TOP GUN is really about by Quentin Tarantino is absolutely hilarious (and makes total sense :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:59 PM
October 10, 2007
WetRiffs is Live!

Readers of XKCD will be happy to see that wetriffs is live.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:24 AM
October 09, 2007
Rationalizing Piracy

Comic from Joy of Tech to help you rationalize your piracy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:55 PM
Where Are They Now, Websites of 2001

Cool look at where the best websites of 2001 are now: Internet Allstars ‘01: Where are they now? Interesting... most of the sites I didn't use, with the exception of a couple. I do miss the unadulterated music that was AudioGalaxy though, a lot of uhmm.... a friends mp3 collection was created with help from AG.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:54 PM
Dilbert Is My Life

Dear Scott Adams, please get out of my head.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:29 AM
October 02, 2007
Britney Nickname

Perez is the best in celeb gossip, according to him. However, Britney’s New Nickname is hilarious. "Unfitney". Ha!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:55 PM
October 01, 2007
Post Sitcom Careers

Wow, lots of interesting stuff in The 7 Strangest Post-Sitcom Careers (where are they now). Via Digg.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:47 PM
September 30, 2007
Furries vs. Klingon Bowl Off

furries vs klingons.... a greater nerd-fest I cannot imagine.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:42 PM
September 28, 2007
Shoplifting Seagull

For the Birds, video of shoplifting seagull.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:17 AM
Proper Dog Diet

Sent to me by a coworker with the simple comment of "so very wrong". Hilarious Man / Woman Dog Diet. Starring the big guy from Hot Fuzz / Shaun of the Dead. Darren tells me it's days old though. Bah. Still funny though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:12 AM
September 27, 2007
Best Budweiser Ads

Forgetfoo pointed to Daily WTF's collection of Best Budweiser Advertisements. Nice find!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:03 AM
September 26, 2007
FF vs Opera vs IE (Pics, Funny)

Hilarious picture of Opera vs. Firefox vs. Internet Explorer on the Opera Watch website via Digg.

Much as I'd love to use Opera, I've grown a bit too dependent on a few of the plugins to let it go.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:14 PM
September 25, 2007
BASH.org Version of Rock Paper Scissors

Quote #809280 is the funniest BASH.org quote I've seen all day today.... sort of an IRC version of rock paper scissors.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:36 AM
September 19, 2007
YouTube Meets Real Life

Hilarious video on YouTube called If YouTube Comments Met Real Life Situations. Great way to start the morning out!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:09 AM
September 18, 2007
Roomba Vs. Pets

Doing a little research on how well the Roomba works on cat hair for my place, and found a set of cute videos with pets and the roomba.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:42 AM
September 17, 2007
Cute Cats Video

Via Darren comes a monday morning really funny cat video. Horribly cute.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 AM
September 16, 2007
Funny Bird Pic

Somehow this picture reminds me of my relationship with my boss....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:56 PM
Internet Safety Tips

Hilarious Internet Safety Tips. The carebear one made me giggle.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 PM
September 14, 2007
Anti Piracy Group Email Leak... "Ooops!"

TorrentFreak has a great article on how a bunch of MediaDefender Internal Emails Go Public. Basically a .torrent with 700mb of raw mail files from Media Defender about how they are setting up a site for the purpose of getting people to upload copyrighted material, and bust them. Great read.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:32 PM
Hilarious Video - Fight for Kisses

Ha! Sure, Fight for Kisses is a razor ad, but wow, holy crap it's funny and good.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:53 AM
Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day

Someone came up with the idea of Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day. Definite potential to mess with people's minds and have fun (or look like a total idiot) :) Great comments if you keep reading down the thread.


You could also pretend to be from the very recent future (a la "7 Days"), maybe even only a few hours.

Wear normal clothes, covered in dust. Stagger up to people, grab them and say, "you need to get out of the city now!" then run off.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:08 AM
September 11, 2007
Cute LOLCat of the Day

Your dose of cuteness can be found here. You may now return to your normal programming.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:18 AM
Old (Young) Dvorak

Found via Wil Harris and TWiT is a video of Old School Dvorak, way back in the day, reviewing an IBM system in the early 80s.

Wow, a) computers get old fast and b) Dvorak hasn't changed a bit :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:06 AM
September 04, 2007
Web Design Time Breakdown

Funny pie chart of a Time breakdown of modern web design, showing what percentage of time is spent on what. A fantastic illustration on why I don't do web design :)

Speaking of which, anyone bored and want to design a new design for UFies.org? :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:44 AM
September 02, 2007
Top That!

OMG. I challenge you to watch this Top That! Video (horrible 80s cheese) in it's entirety. Really. Bonus points if you're a child of the 80s.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:56 AM
August 27, 2007
Miss America Answers a Question

If you don't know what "dumber than a sack of hammers happy" means now, watch Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question and then come back to me. I'll wait.

To be fair, I'm sure she was flustered, but really, come on, can't people string a sentence together? One that, like, has an ending that has something to do with the beginning that has something to do with the question asked, like, okay?

The sad thing is, I'm sure she'll do ok in the world, for some reason society these days seems to reward the bim-tards.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
August 15, 2007
The Net in 12 Minutes

Forget foo has The Net in 12 Minutes, an amusing and horrific montage of the best and worst moments in those little video clips you see passed around.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:55 PM
August 11, 2007
Stormtrooper Babe

Anyone else find this picture that JWZ posted strangely and almost disturbingly hot? Or is that just me? Please say it isn't just me...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:29 PM
August 10, 2007
Preparation for Parenthood

Great guide from Stanford on how to prepare for parenting.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:19 PM
Quotable Movie Quotes

Some overly quoted movie quotes.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:19 AM
August 08, 2007
Why Not to have Kids

Funny: 10 Good Reasons You May not Want to Have Kids:

If they are ugly or stupid, you will have to endure them for a long time to come.
Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:11 PM
August 06, 2007
Halo Pickup Lines

Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines. Yet another reason to get an XBox 360....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:22 PM
August 01, 2007
Gamer Babies

I'm so getting a Level 1 Human baby shirt when I have a kid!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:30 PM
July 31, 2007
Comic Book Origins

A hilarious look (note the 'what would have happened in real life' sections) of 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origins.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:57 AM
July 27, 2007
Why Being a Guy Sucks

Unfortunate (Sexual) Things About Being a Man. As if the world needed to beat us down more!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:46 PM
July 25, 2007
Transporners Comic

Much More Than Meets the Eye - hilarious comic, another one I'll have to subscribe to.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
July 24, 2007
Movie Intro Movie

It takes a bit to get going, but hang in there, this Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Intro is actually really good!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:03 AM
July 23, 2007
Preparing for a Date

Hehehe, nice tips on How to Prepare for a Date.


Under no circumstances should these phrases ever leave your mouth on date:

1 - "…and that's why the courts ordered that I be castrated."

Read the full thing for the funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:48 PM
July 22, 2007
Best Simpons Quotes

101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
July 20, 2007
Internet Chat in Real Life

I've seen this Internet Chatroom Parody a while back, but hey, I'll post it again. Basically what an internet chat would look like in real life.... and based on my own trolling experience, it's pretty accurate :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:11 AM
July 19, 2007
10 Things To Hate About Star Trek

Funny list of B10 things i hate about star trek:

Between Scotty's poor lubrication habits and Geordi's damned polarity reversing trick, it's a wonder the Enterprise doesn't just spontaneously explode whenever they put the juice to it.
Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:37 PM
July 17, 2007
Real Men and the Fifth Element

It is said that Real Men Love the Fifth Element... and if so, I am a real man.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:33 PM
July 16, 2007
Not Everyone Loves the iPhone

Not everyone is an iphone fanboy, some even think that The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. Caution, bad words present in the webpage. And the blink tag. Heathens!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:14 PM
What I Used To Think People Were Saying

LOL - the New Yorker's article on what I used to think people were saying about me.

Yup, another this-is-true kinda moment.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:11 AM
July 13, 2007
Perl Song

Fozbaca posted a link to a video Perl in a Nutshell, the song.


... Easy to write

Not always easy to reeeeeeeaaaaadddd.....

Classic :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:28 PM
July 10, 2007
Huge Matchhead Bomb

Great video of when Kids Ignite A Matchstick Bomb consisting of 30,000 matchstick heads. Booya!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:17 PM
Hacking the Super Bowl

Great video about how people smuggled thousands of electronics into the superbowl and spelled out a secret terrorist funny message.... check out The Super Stunt.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:09 PM
Soundwave Transformers Funny Video

Hilarious video about the transformer Soundwave and his life after the original 1986 movie entitled: Soundwave - The Touch.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:31 PM
Porn and Your Social Life

Got an IM from my super-windows and super-security dude main man Dana with a link to Porn and it's Relation to Your Social Life which had me rolling.

I of course, fall on the far left side of the graph.

No, really!

On a related note this came while I was reading up on why techs steal your porn when you bring your computer in for repair.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:55 PM
Dave Barry's Life Lessons

Found a funny list of 25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years from Dave Barry. Nice mix of funny and serious....

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:18 AM
July 05, 2007
Ha Ha... Stupid iPhone Lady

StupidiPhoneLady.com is a site with just a video of, you guessed it, a Stupid iPhone Lady. Watch the full story for all the goodness :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:32 PM
July 04, 2007
A Star Squirrel

Without comment I present Sugar Bush Squirrel-The Superstar Squirrel.

Cute nuts....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:23 PM
I Have No Words

If anyone can explain this to me, I'm waiting...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:03 PM
June 28, 2007
Stupid Action Movie Moments

Title says it all..... TOP 20 RIDICULOUS ACTION MOVIE MOMENTS.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:37 AM
June 27, 2007
MSNBC Journalist Refuses to do Paris Hilton Report

Mika Brzezinski of MNSBC rips Paris report to shreds on live TV, refusing to follow the rest of the so-called news stations showing 24/7 Paris Hilton news. The best part of this is the look of utter frustration and hatred as her producer refuses to change the teleprompter and as the other reporters around her continue to talk about it.

Not sure if it was journalistic integrity or simple frustration with the absolutely inane media circus surrounding the blond celebutard, I'm hoping a little of both.

BTW, Paris is looking fabulous, I heard she had a coffee ordered in, yes, a coffee, not sure what brand, let me get you some stock live video footage of the coffee van pulling up to her mansion, and we'll show it over, and over, and over, and over until you want to nuke her and the "entertainment news" from orbit (it's the only way to be sure).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:38 PM
June 26, 2007
Software EULAs

Coding Horror asks the question of Does Anyone Actually Read Software EULAs? Also a nice run through of why EULAs suck.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:26 AM
Josh Blue Standup

Video of Josh Blue's performance on Last Comic Standing. You'll recognize Josh as the comedian with cerebral palsy, and a damn funny guy. Note in particular his responses to the judges after his quick set. Via Reddit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:53 AM
June 25, 2007
LOLCat / MEMECat T-Shirt

Thinkgeek, thinking fast (and cashing in) has got something for the Meme Cat lovers out there.... the IM In UR Blank T-shirt, with washable marker included so you can change your message as needed.

I'm in UR Internets, sending UR websites for example :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:43 AM
First Person View in Real Life

Found via digg is a video and pictures of how to set up a first person shooter view in real life... the original site is down, but here's a mirror. That'd be really trippy to watch yourself as you move around.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:49 AM
June 23, 2007
Scott Adams on How to be A Cartoonist

Over on the Dilbert Blog Scott Adams of Dilbert fame shows us all How to Make a Comic Strip.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:08 PM
June 22, 2007
Good Horses Say No to Drugs

I found scans of The most amazing book ever!

It's horses ("Latawnya" in particular) showing why drinking and drugging is bad.

Oh my.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:02 PM
Prarie Dog.... Remixed

Thanks to my buddy Brian for the Prarie Dog... but remixed! Here's Baron von Prairie by Nitro.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:17 AM
June 21, 2007
From Your IT Department

Via Craigslist is A Friendly Reminder from your IT Department:


2. If you are going to use my stuff, then use it properly. This means LEARN ABOUT FUCKING SPYWARE. If you absolutely HAVE to go to some site during work hours (and we’ll talk about this in a minute), then make sure, when the popups start showing up, you click the little black X in the upper right hand corner. Don’t click the big flashing “OK” in the middle. Don’t. Whatever it is you think you should do – if it’s not that little grey X in the uppermost right corner, don’t do it. Don’t. Just. Fucking. Don’t.

Much more IT love in there....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:30 PM
Giant F*cking Robots T-Shirt

Found on Micheal Bay's blog, a Transforms shirt: Giant Fucking Robots are Coming. Hilarious, regardless of the suckage of the movie (which I'll be seeing opening weekend regardless). I'll take one of those please :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:59 AM
June 20, 2007
Weight Loss Pill Side Effect

Oh wow, this is hilarious..... check out this article on the Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect. Basically the cure is way worse than the symptom it's curing I think. Read for yourself though.


“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.”

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:37 AM
June 19, 2007
Overheard Conversations

Fantastically funny conversations Overheard in New York.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:15 PM
June 18, 2007
Linux Commercial

Fairly amusing / cute / clever / meh-ok Linux commercial is out.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:09 AM
Onion Article on Lazy Terror Cell

Hilarious article on The Onion entitled After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack.


"We remain wholly committed to the destruction of America, the Great Satan," al-Sharif said. "But now is not a good time for us. The season finale of Lost was such a cliff- hanger that we have to at least catch the first episode of the new season. After that, though, death to the infidels."

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:58 AM
June 14, 2007
To Catch a Predator Doesn't Work (Duh)

I'm sure this is obvious, but this video on how To Catch a Predator (perverted justice) doesn't work.

Shockingly enough, the motives of Reality TV / Entertainment news / the utter shit that passes for "news" don't mix with actual law, law enforcement, or people actually interested in catching predators not for "good entertainment". Worth a watch for sure, even more so if you're a fan of this tv program (for real or for laughing at).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:10 PM
June 13, 2007
Comedy Through Laughter

Dad at Comedy Barn is 100% proof (IMHO) that laughter breeds laughter, and someone with a funny laugh breeds even more laughter. Check from about 1:45 into the video above when they get to the guy in the middle.... keeps on going and going and going and is the funniest damn thing I've seen in ages!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:14 PM
Reasons Not To Piss off Your Crazy Girlfriend

Two words any man will cringe just reading..... "testicle attack".

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:47 PM
Samuri Coder Funny

Confessions of a Samurai Coder.... familiar to anyone who has said "you know, I could do this better with a little refactoring...." :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:26 PM
The Rat Race

Thanks to cuteoverload I have the coolest video of rats on a wheel you'll see all day.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:47 AM
June 11, 2007
Funny Microsoft Photoshops - The Microtrix

Funny set of images with some Matrix themed images called The Microtrix.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 AM
June 07, 2007
WikiGroaning

JWZ throws out a cool thing... Wikigroaning.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:02 AM
Hilarious Chat Log

So you get an MSN message from Valve saying they need to confirm your account details.... what do you do? Apparently, this. Absolutely hilarious, thanks for the link Darren!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:01 AM
June 06, 2007
Best MySpace Page

I have to give stopmyspacing props for being a great myspace page :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:04 PM
June 05, 2007
Cool Knife Block

Some people have fantastic ideas.... I really want one of these!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:13 PM
Amateur iPod Ad

Fake Steve Jobs has a cool new amateur ad for the iPhone based on the moon scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:22 AM
June 04, 2007
Powerpoint Mistakes (Stand Up)

Hilarious stand up routine on How NOT to use PowerPoint.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:07 PM
One Second Taser Blast

Ever wonder what happens if you give yourself a one-second taser burst? If so, read on!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:08 PM
Family Guy Star Wars

Darren points me to a video from JediInsider of the Star Wars Celebration IV: Family Guy Preview. Absolutely hilarious. Anyone know when this is playing for real? This looks like a preview shown on a big screen with an audience.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:48 AM
June 01, 2007
1986 Mac Vs AMD Dual Core?

Now this is funny.... benchmark comparing a mac from 1986 running System 6 against a brand new XPSP2 Dual Core AMD machine. You Won't Believe Who Wins.


[...]
3) All of the tests were performed with a generally recommended amount of RAM for the OS configuration. For the Mac Plus, that was 4MB. For the AMD that was 1GB.
[...]

Even benchmarks like the 'boot to desktop' had me giggling... wow, the more things change the more they suck eh? Course, they didn't have quake back then, either.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:32 PM
Nasty Breakup Letters

Hilariously Nasty Breakup Letter.


Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:02 AM
May 28, 2007
More Mac vs PC Spoofs

Some more Mac PC Spoofs, with the crosshairs on the Mac this time, depicting Macs as rude, lazy stoner losers who can't get the girl. Funny, kinda.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:05 AM
May 24, 2007
South Park Mac vs PC Parody

Great South Park Mac vs. PC parody. Hilarious :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:47 PM
Best Scenes from The Office

Best Scenes of All Time. Says it all, sit back and enjoy.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:25 PM
May 23, 2007
20 Hilarious Geek Humor Bits

The 20 Funniest Computer Geek Humor Bits of All Time, including classics like "The Internet Help Desk", "Troops", and other great ones. Ah, the memories.....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:52 PM
May 16, 2007
Pranks To Pull on People with Chinese Tattoos

Title says it all, funny article, The Chinese Tattoo Prankette is amusing. Here's a sample:

So I launch into the questions: what made her decide on a Chinese symbol, who was the artist, were they Chinese, everything except what the symbol stood for. She stammers through the answers, which boil down to no real reason for the Chinese, no real interest in Asian culture or language, just got the tat from some white American dude in a shop in Sayerville. Then she launches into an explanation of what it means: inner peace or some nonsense.
Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:49 AM
May 14, 2007
Star Wars Mistakes

A nice video compilation of Star Wars mistakes (some quite obscure). Looks great for trivia night at the nerd party :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
Hi, I'm Ruby On Rails

Hi, I'm Ruby on Rails..., in the vein of "Hi, I'm a mac". Quite funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:13 PM
May 09, 2007
Making Pancakes Like a Crack Head

A very inventive use for a spoon, syringe, mirror, and lighter... making pancakes!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:27 PM
May 08, 2007
Great Fake Photos

Right on the heels of how to detect image fakery comes a great page of creative photos (some might even call them faked :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:00 AM
May 03, 2007
Video Out to Video In

Ever wonder what happens when you plug the video-out port on your video card to the video-in port on your capture card? Well, now you do. Fairly predictable, but still amusing for a few seconds anyway.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:49 PM
Being The Computer Guy Sucks

Of coruse, we all know that It Doesn’t Pay To Be “The Computer Guy”, finally someone's enumerated them from 1 to 10 (or actually, 10 to 1).


The computer guy never hears anyone tell him, “I just want to let you know … everything is working fine!”

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:40 AM
May 02, 2007
Geek Squad Confessions

Good to know where they put the porn they steal off your systems.... apparently you shouldn't trust geek squad. Sadly one more example of a good idea gone bad due to marketing and not paying people enough :(

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:01 PM
May 01, 2007
Mac/PC Parody of DC/Marvel

Another Mac/PC parody... Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 AM
April 30, 2007
Stock Photography Choices in Technology Marketing

Here's a funny analysis of stock photography called 9 things I learned about the world from anonymous stock photo models.. Very amusing


5. The amount of forced enthusiasm you have for a commercial product is directly proportional to how big of an asshole you are.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:27 PM
Smashed Lens at the Ball Game

Photogs, especially ones who appreciate those nice long white lenses, will probably cringe at this.... click the link a few posts down for a picture of the results (may only work if you click it from the first link though). That's an expensive foul ball!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:59 PM
April 29, 2007
Huge Redneck Shotgun

Hows this for a theft deterrent? :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:28 PM
April 27, 2007
BBSpot's Vista vs Ubuntu Review

Well, satire site BBSpot has come out with a pretty conclusive Operating System Showdown: Ubuntu Vs. Vista. Hard to argue with comparisons like these!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
April 26, 2007
Customer Service Call

Pretty simple, The Most Excruciatingly Painful, Yet Typical, Customer Service Call Ever. I'm not even on the phone and I want to strangle the guy on the other end of the phone!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:41 AM
April 25, 2007
Yes Virginia....

... hamsters do spoon. :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:43 AM
April 24, 2007
Don't Throw Paper Clips at Coworkers

I have no idea if this is real or not, but man it made me LOL today.

(Note, first shot at embedding youtube on UFies...)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:25 PM
The WTF Programming Contest

Worse Than Failure announced the Olympiad of MisGuided Geeks contest, or OMGWTF. Basically you download skeleton code and fill in the TODOs to simple functions and are judged on ugly, buggy, or clever code.

I wish I could enter an ex-girlfriend of mine in this, a drama major who took a level 100 programming class to fill out her electives. I tried to explain stepping through simple programming constructs like loops or if statements, and well, lets just say the way that drama majors and computer geeks brains work is way different :)

"So if the loop starts and i is 0, and in the loop it increments i by 1, what's i when it gets back to the start of the loop?"

"more"

"How much more?"

"Uhmm...."

"OK, so when it starts, how much is i?"

"Huh?"

*shoots self and runs away*

(OK, maybe it wasn't quite that bad..... I didn't shoot myself, just stabbed my foot with a fork.)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:06 PM
April 23, 2007
Why Star Wars is Better than Star Trek

Darren pointed me to 50 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Star Trek:


Sure, Bones is a fine physician. But this conversation can't start until he puts a torpedo in a two-meter wide exhaust vent with his eyes closed.

Great stuff, love #8: "Pockets" :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
April 19, 2007
Hardest Mario Level with Commentary

The hardest mario level video has been around for a few days and at 23 minutes long I really thought it was really a bit long.... however, when the swearing angry ranty commentary is added, it gets soooo much better :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:17 PM
Hayden Panettiere Gallery (Heroes Cheerleader Chick)

Hayden Gallery. For you perves who watch heroes just for the cheerleader :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:56 PM
Paris Hilton Doctored CDs Sold

Great story on how Paris Hilton was pwned over on wwttd:


Last September, the story broke that guerilla graffiti artist Banksy had smuggled 500 doctored copies of Paris Hilton's debut album into stores throughout the UK, where they sold without anyone knowing they were fake.

Details include that the CDs were put out with fake linernotes, cover, and even faked music.

I cry for the children of today and the crappy music they have....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:50 PM
I just Passed the Bar (Joke)...

... and on a a mission from God....

Hilarious story / joke. No idea if it's a true story or not, but it's v.funny (you have to stick with it though :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:57 AM
April 18, 2007
Another Great '300' Reference

Oneiros finds yet another great '300' reference in comic form.

Wonder when Illiad will chime in?

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:20 AM
April 17, 2007
A Bad Time to Kiss A Guy

Funny vid of a boxing match entitled Never Kiss A Guy During A Staredown!

Personally I thought it would have been obvious....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:41 AM
April 15, 2007
Geek Culture Pics

Via Reddit comes a collection of great Geek Culture images.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:35 AM
'300' Reference in PVP

Funniest '300' reference. Ever.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:34 AM
April 13, 2007
Fantastic Example of how Not To Code

I love the Daily WTF Worse Than Failure, and while a WTF code example I posted a while back fell flat, I hope that this one regarding concatentation truly attracts more attention. An amazing example of doing things the long way at the least, a cruel joke if not. The commenters are great as well, especially this one... though they seem split as to if this is a true example of code found in the wild or just a cruel joke on either the posters part of the coder in question.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:22 AM
April 12, 2007
Best Fark Thread Ever (today anyway)

The Summarize your sex life with a Star Wars quote thread. Muahahahahah....

"Is it a hit?" "Negative, just impacted on the surface" -- Wally

... <continues lmao>

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:35 PM
Online Eye Test

An online eye test from Men's Health. Very effective :) Via Forgetfoo.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:25 AM
The Statistics of Dating

Another reason why we should always believe statistics... Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend has numbers that are irrefutable as far as why you will never find a girlfriend.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:29 AM
Door to Door Athiests

A video from the John Safran series (whom I first heard about from an ex-university classmate living in Australia) is Door to Door Atheists, more of a rant against people knocking on your door first thing in the morning than your religious beliefs. Very amusing in a Borat type of way.

I particularly enjoyed the offer to read from the 1980's literature supporting their cause.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:24 AM
April 10, 2007
Star Trek IV Bloopers

Hehehehe, check out some Star Trek IV Bloopers on youtube.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:28 PM
Political Bumper Sticker

A bit of political humor this morning in the form of a bumper sticker.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:08 AM
April 09, 2007
Awesome Use of a Backhoe

Great youtube clip from Russia of a unique use of a backhoe.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:21 PM
Definition of "Do Whatever You want"...

Not always what you think....

:)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:03 PM
April 05, 2007
Wonky Japanese Products

There are some really weird things out there! Someone tell me where I can get "Sack II" condoms please.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:34 PM
April 04, 2007
Star Wars Inbox

The Inbox Of Nardo Pace, The Empire's Worst Engineer:


I ask you this: Why is there a chasm in my room? Was it really necessary? What purpose does it serve? Nothing useful has ever come of it. In fact, sometimes when I awake in the middle of the night and stumble in the darkness while making my way to the Imperial Restroom, I mistakenly wobble along the shaft's edge. I also bump my knee on the Imperial Coffee Table, but that is another matter.

Very funny. Read now.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:38 PM
Code Licensing Explained

Coding Horror has a funny overview of Software Licenses. For example, the GPL:


The archetypal bearded, sandal-clad free software license. Your code can never be used in any proprietary program, ever! Take that, capitalism!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 AM
Illiad-Burn in Real Life Comics Today

Ouch, retroactive and socially irrelevant burn on Illiad in todays's Real Life Comics! JD - you going to let this punk get away with that? :)

(On a side note.... ohhh! First piece of actual "UFie" news in ages!)

Funny Stuff , Userfriendly - Posted by Arcterex at 05:51 AM
March 30, 2007
Yet Yet Yet More Cute Kittens

Another site looking like it wants to capitalize on the success of Places like cute overload is Rippin kitten.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:21 PM
Steve Ballmer

On a related note, here's the Uncyblopedia entry for Steve Ballmer.

Bwahahahahaahahah!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:34 PM
Pic - Google's Master Plan

A nice zoomable view of the Google Master Plan whiteboard. Some real gems in there if you want to look deep. Included are turning TCP/IP pink, attaining total information awareness, blowing up parliament, weather control, orbital mind control and something involving a legion of midgets. Or is it minions? Hilarious!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:57 AM
March 29, 2007
God and Bridge Joke

This joke was posted on the Ubuntu-UK mailing list and is apparently subject of controversy due to the fact it could be offensive. Personally I found it funny, but hey, whatever.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:03 AM
Weird Link Roundup

Sometimes you can know how the day is going to go from those first few items on Digg and Reddit. Today two items are brought to you from JWZ, the second two from Metro.co.uk.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:58 AM
March 28, 2007
Today on YouTube

Forgetfoo found a couple of great videos on Today's YouTube.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:39 PM
March 23, 2007
BSG Cylon Theories

Funny read on the Battlestar Galactica Watercooler with some Reader Theories: Zarek’s a Cylon. Or Roslin’s a Cylon.. No spoilers, just interesting theories for the BSG geeks out there.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:02 AM
March 21, 2007
Toys that Shouldn't Exist

Via Digg comes Toys that should not exist. What were they thinking!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:12 PM
March 20, 2007
Jay and Silent Bob - The F*cking Short Version

Via Darren, my morning time-sink... ay And Silent Bob Strike Back: The F*cking Short Version. This is why Kevin Smith is a f*cking genius!

Caution, video may contain just a couple (*cough*) of naughty words :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:59 AM
March 19, 2007
Funny Ad Pictures

Nifty link to a list of cool ads. Especially like the car with the pressed ham about a quarter of the way down the page. Gotta get me one of those for my car! :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:19 PM
March 16, 2007
Karate Kid Music Video

SWEEPTHELEG.COM, a music video of the original Karate Kid movie. Found via Digg.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:42 PM
March 15, 2007
A Big "Ooops"

WTF has a scary story about a really bad (and dangerous, and expensive) production failure. My worst? Probably doing an SQL import with some bad characters which resulted in the update of an entire site of content being replaced with one page (ie: something like update pages set content = 'xxx' where id = x;, except that somewhere in the 'xxx' there was a ";" which caused the entire site to be updated). A database restore lost a days worth of design work from the other person working on the project. Luckily a) the site wasn't in production yet and b) the designer had all the pages he had worked on saved and on his desktop so he just needed to cut/paste his work back in.

I too sleep soundly knowing my code doesn't control pouring giant vats of molten metal :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:13 AM
March 14, 2007
ACT Quotes

Funny air traffic controllers quotes (allegedly real):


From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"

Old probably and still funny to revisit.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:28 AM
March 13, 2007
10,000th Shoplifter Award

Just plain funny! Thanks Brian!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
Guinness World Alcohol Of Records

Someone dug up the alcohol entries in the Guinness Book of World Records:


The strongest known beer in 1979 was EKU Kulminator Urtyp Hell from Kilmbach, West Germany, at 13.2 percent alcohol (1979).

Yay Germany! Actually looks like a lot of those records are held from European nations.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:13 AM
Best of Slashdot Comments

Amusing comment on Zork in the article on the ten most important games.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:03 AM
March 08, 2007
Kill -9 Rap

Now these guys are nerdy!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:20 PM
IT Crowd Cut Scenes

Darren sends this reminder as to why The IT Crowd is so frickin' hilarious.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:05 PM
And Now More Kittens

And now to distract you from a far too early morning.... cute kittens.

You're welcome!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:32 AM
March 06, 2007
Safer Questions

Very funny chart of how to ask questions.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:32 PM
March 05, 2007
Mac Hate Page

Very amusing page on One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:11 PM
The Cat Page (Again)

The Cat Page has surfaced again, in another form. Similar to I can has cheezburger, yet different (equally cute :) This is due to the bandwidth issues that the original location had.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:24 PM
Real Time Censoring Video

Very funny.... video of the NWA song censored in real time. Hard to describe, and very well executed.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:57 PM
White and Nerdy Take 1

The beautiful and awesome Kethryvis posted Take #1 of white and nerdy, with Donny Osmond. Frickin' hilarious!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:09 AM
"Torn" in Dance

Very amusing video of "Torn" in interpretive dance.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:42 AM
March 02, 2007
(Funny) Why To Be Polite In Traffic

Silly, but still funny.


Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:21 PM
Supporting OpenID

On DanWebb.net is The No Shit Guide To Supporting OpenID In Your Applications. The title says it all. No shit :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:56 PM
Oh Teh Cute!!11!!

Everyone now.... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Be sure to click on the pics to get higher res versions.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:26 PM
Programmers, Never Fall in Love With Your Code

Cool article called Never fall in love with your code. Because it's crap.


It made me think seriously about all the code I'd written since that time. Is it all crap?

This is defiantly relevant for me for some old projects. Actually no, not just old projects :) Maybe this is why I feel like I've re-written the same project about 5 times now....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:46 AM
March 01, 2007
Apple Rumor Generator

Apple Gazette Presents: Create your own Rumor. Mine is:

"One of our spies has given us this exclusive news about a ultra portable macbook pro and wifi enabled appletv in the second quarter 2007".

Sounds good to me!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:42 PM
February 28, 2007
Needed - New OS

Anyone got a weekend free? There's a small project on rentacoder that you might want to look at. Hehehehe.. I do love the requirements. I wonder how serious they are, or if they're just slightly clueless about what "new operating system" means... (or "must run all windows applications" means).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:20 PM
Death Star An Inside Job?

Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

Good points.....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:24 PM
February 27, 2007
If the Navy Ran Vista

Funny post from Robert McLaws about If The British Royal Navy Ran Windows Vista (it's a visual one).

Kinda funny until you remember that not that many years ago a navy ship was rendered dead in the water from a windows crash (if I remember the story right.... can't find it right now, I remember it was on slashdot maybe two or three years ago?).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:22 AM
Things I Wish Women Asked Me

Another link from Darren is Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me on First Dates.


"Tell me again about the hidden minus world in Super Mario Bros."

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:42 AM
I Can Has Cheezburger (Kitten Cuteness)

Darren pointed me to I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? which is just a collection of kitten pictures in the same vein as these.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:41 AM
February 26, 2007
Marsellus Wallace

Fantastic links from Boing Boing.... Pulp Fiction as typography. Points to two videos. Basically the "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" scene from Pulp Fiction animated as just text. Very hard to describe and very cool to view.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:03 PM
Least I Could Do Comic

Dang it, another funny comic to start reading. Don't these people know I have to work during the day! Especially since it was my boss who sent it to me!

This strip also gives some good relationship advice. :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:07 AM
Going Fast

A neat story from reddit on going fast in Japan.

“Right. Skylines are built for speed. That’s why I love them. Actually… why don’t I show you a bit of speed now? Is that ok?”

Ever gone over 200km/h? This guy has...... by a long shot.

Personally my limit in a car was a wimpy 160km/h by comparison, and that was at night on a deserted stretch of highway, completely paranoid the entire time that an animal was going to jump in front of me, or I'd pass a speed trap and get that "special" attention from the police officer that you get when you get caught doing something exceptionally stupid :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:42 AM
Al Gore at the Oscars

I completely missed the Oscars last night, and the early showing of "Heroes" for that matter, which sucks, because Al Gore’s big announcement looks absolutely hilarious (a bit long, hang in there till the end though).

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:52 AM
February 23, 2007
Best SNL Ads

A great collection of SNL ads, very fun... back from the days when SNL was good too :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:51 PM
February 22, 2007
Vista In a Different Light

A great post entitled chalain: So Beautiful, So Disturbing looking at Vista as something slightly different than an OS. Very funny and close to life :)


She looks into cupboard seven. "You are using Gateway Widescreen LCD monitor and Norwood Micro LCD. I have set best resolutions for them. Would you like breakfast?"

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:29 PM
Zeroes - A Heroes Parod

Hilarious parody of "Heroes".... Zeroes. Ordinary People, with relatively ordinary abilities.....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:42 PM
Penguin Photoshop Contest

Another great worth1000.... this time the subject is penguins!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
February 21, 2007
George Takei Answer Tim Hardaway

Darren shot me a link to a video from Jimmy Kimmel where Jimmy Kimmel Tim Hardaway and George Takei answer to Tim Hardaway (Tim being the basketball player who said he hates gay people and George Takae being a gay person). Very funny. Funnier more if you have heard George in his stint on the Howard Stern show as the announcer.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 AM
February 20, 2007
A Horrible Question to Ask

Oh man, I don't know what I'd answer if asked this question. Maybe it's a trick question? Dang funny though :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 PM
Demotivators Photoshop Contest

Another great photoshop contest at Worth1000.com, this time on demotivational posters.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:25 PM
February 19, 2007
Linus Sleeps With Nunchucks

Man I love the comic xkcd.... especially this one on open source.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:16 AM
February 15, 2007
Series of Tubes T-Shirt

Someone please get me this T-Shirt!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:11 PM
Osama Team Hunger Force Video

Osama Team Hunger Force video at college humor.com. Freakin hilarious, poking fun at the whole fiasco a couple of weeks ago.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:21 AM
Gollum Sings Barry White

A great, though no doubt bored, video editor created a video of Gollum and Smeagol singing to Barry White. Great stuff.

Update: Gollum Noodles, found from my bud Dana.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:45 AM
February 14, 2007
Programming with Speech Recognition

The title of this video is Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Gone Bad, but really, it's more of an hilarious lesson on where speech recognition and the real world don't mix. No slight to Vista here, but I'd say that no one should do programming (much less perl) using speech recognition. Truely a display in the supreme patience of the programmer doing it.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:07 PM
F? Marry? Kill?

A fun game (for men) for if you have some spare time. You can play F*, Marry, Kill at either Frank's marry, shag, kill quiz or F, Marry, Kill on Ning.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:57 AM
Samuel L Jackson as a Hockey Coach

Oh man this is hilarious.... Samuel L. Jackson coaching junior hockey as the character from his Pulp Fiction portrayal of Jules Winnfield. Where it came from I have no idea, but holy crap it's funny.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
February 12, 2007
Annoying Your Fellow Passengers

Funny stuff from forgetfoo on how to screw with the minds of your fellow airline passengers. Coursee, doing this will no doubt get you ejected at 30,000 feet...

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:02 PM
February 11, 2007
Funny Medical Exam Stories

Found on reddit, here's some Embarrassing Medical Exams:

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.

Many more where that came from....

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:28 PM
February 08, 2007
The "Indexed" Weblog

Seth points to a site called indexed, which proves that sometimes a picture is worth 1000 words. Some cool stuff :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:49 AM
February 07, 2007
Dune Cat

Another in the 'I'm in ur xxx, yyying your zzz" series is Dunecat!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:17 AM
February 05, 2007
Library Book Porn

UFie-Superb Kethryvis posted a link to some hot Hot Library Smut for those so inclined with a fetish for old books and majestic libraries... perverts! This is totally different than other hardware porn I've posted :)

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:54 AM
Superbowl Ad Archives

Gizmodo has an archive of the Super Bowl ads.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:53 AM
Moose Home to Stay

The Celler's image of the day for a few days ago is of a moose who came home to stay. Very cute, not sure if my cats would get along with one though.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:57 AM
February 02, 2007
Daily WTF on Strings in Java

Even non-Java folks will get a laugh or groan from String Optimizations in Java on the Daily WTF. Java folks (which I'm pretty sure that two of my four readers are) will get even more of a laugh or groan.

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:07 AM
PVP Animated Series

The most hilarious comic PvP is now an animated series. Whoop!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:24 AM
February 01, 2007
MadTV Steve Jobs Spoof

Via the buddy Darren..... Mad TV Steve Jobs iPhone spoof. Hilarious!

Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:30 AM
January 31, 2007
What's Next for Jim Allchin of Microsoft (Funny)

A most amusing post from Jim Allchin on the Windows Vista Team Blog on what his life will be like on a typical day :)

  • 7:45 AM: Went to check email. Only two pieces.
  • 7:46 AM: Checked network connection to see why I am not getting any email. Everything working perfectly. [...]
  • By the way, congrats to Microsoft for Shipping Vista!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:47 PM
    Middle Management Kernel Module

    OMG! Why has no one told me about /dev/bollocks, the A middle-manager emulator for the Linux Kernel. It even has a perl module to help manipulate it. Basically it creates a file in /dev that will spew out random bullshit on demand! Too bad it's kernel 2.4 only :(

    Funny Stuff , Linux - Posted by Arcterex at 09:40 AM
    January 26, 2007
    Empire Redux

    Star Wars geeks will appreciate Joey deVilla's "The Empire Strikes Back" Redux, an expansion of the "I am your father" scene in SW:ESB based on the new information we learned in Episodes 1 2 and 3.

    Great work on the authors part (and George Lucas of course).

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:27 PM
    January 25, 2007
    About the End of the World

    Another post via reddit.com.... some Fun Facts About The End of the World, based on the points of view of different religions, from Christianity to Branch Davidianism.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:30 AM
    January 23, 2007
    Mac Beautiful Song (Video)

    Dana threw me a link to a video of the Mac version of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful", called Mac Beautiful. Hilarious (and well done). Thanks dude!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:36 PM
    January 11, 2007
    The Truth About MySpace

    Via Reddit has an image called the truth about myspace, which looks at the types of pictures you see on myspace (of people) and what they really mean.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 AM
    Planned Firefox 3 Features

    List of Planned features for Firefox 3. From the article:


    # Files could be handled by web services. If I am reading this correctly, this could mean you would be able to click on an attached document and open it with something like Writely or Google Documents. And perhaps, as I asked Santa, the ability to redirect mailto: links to web email services.
    # A much needed print support to prevent cut paragraphs and true WYSIWYG.
    # The much requested MSI installer which will be a much welcomed improvement for IT administrators as it will ease deployment and updating of Firefox across a company.
    # In the security front: support for Microsoft CardSpace and OpenID

    See the previous ufies post for more information on OpenID.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
    Crazy German Stunts

    Some crazy german stunt , looks like a candid camera type of thing, video is entitled watch your step. It's funny and so mean all at the same time. Here's another one involving a waterbed.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:23 AM
    January 10, 2007
    ZunePhone... AWESOME!

    Not to be outdone by Apple's iPhone announcement, Microsoft has struck back with the ZunePhone! Sweet dude!

    (Yes, it's a joke)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:58 AM
    January 08, 2007
    Keynote Bingo

    In preparation for 9pm PST tomorrow here's this years Keynote Bingo!

    Thanks David!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:54 PM
    December 27, 2006
    Wii+Roomba

    Very cool.... roomba + Wii + perl = RoombaWii - The Wii-mote controlled Roomba. Nice to see that an offshoot of the Wii system is that it appears to be quite hackable.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:18 AM
    December 26, 2006
    Piracy, the Clear Winner in the HD Disk Format Wars

    A "ha ha true" article on how the HD disk format wars are over and piracy is the clear winner. Can't say that I disagree myself, the "benefits" given by increasing numbers of these new technologies really seems to be just masquerading erosion or usage rights, if you can see through the (sometimes very) thin veneer that's sloshed over it.


    In the mean time, Piracy, the better choice (tm) flourishes. If you take 10 minutes to look around, you will see that every HD movie is now available on P2P networks. I haven't bothered to get one, so I can't comment on the quality, but it sure looks like availability is there. What was an underground clique in the 1980s and 1990s has become mainstream and so vastly much easier to do that it is laughable. Before the technology hits 1% market penetration it is comprehensively cracked and better for the consumer than the legit versions.

    Anyway, even if you don't agree and think that any piracy makes you an evildoer going to hell, it's still an interesting look at things from The Inquirer.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:29 PM
    December 23, 2006
    Twelve Networking Truths

    RFC 1925 (rfc1925) - The Twelve Networking Truths


    (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

    Something for the guys at work I think.

    Todays batches of links are via Digg.com and Reddit.com btw, my saturday morning troll through while avoiding doing work in the basement with the other 6 people who are currently working in that crammed little space :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:13 AM
    December 21, 2006
    100 Greatest Jokes (They Say)

    Not sure if these are really the 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time, there are some good ones in there.


    #42 - I was thrown out of NYU. On my metaphysics final, they caught me cheating. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. (Woody Allen)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:01 PM
    Bad Home Inspection Pictures

    Here's a very funny powerpoint of bad home inspection pictures. Duct tape used to repair structural timber, that sort of thing.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:32 PM
    December 20, 2006
    Ballad of the Noob (From Warcraft)

    Funny video / song called ballad of the noob. Amusing no doubt for the WoW folks out there.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:35 PM
    December 11, 2006
    Bob Saget - Danny Taner is not Gay - Funny song/video

    Anyone remember Full House? If so, you probably thought that Bob Saget was kinda a lame wanker.... (sorry Bob, but it's true)... the Americas Funniest Home Videos didn't bolster his image. After hearing an interview with Saget on the Stern show revealed this guy is not only a hilarious comic, but nice and dirty as well. Therefor I present to you a find from Digg in the form of a song performed by previously mentioned comic called Danny Taner is Not Gay.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:11 AM
    December 09, 2006
    Hilarous Exit Interview

    Very amusing scan of v2's Verizon Exit Interview.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:42 AM
    December 08, 2006
    Monty Python on YouTube

    Someone's gotten a list of 59 amazing sketches of the Monty Python on YouTube.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:05 PM
    December 06, 2006
    Gods Inbox

    This PDF of God's Inbox (found on reddit.com) is more funny for the stuff that's not front and center than the actual inbox. IE: the pics, folders and videos on the desktop in the background.

    *grumble* no idea why they had to make it a pdf when a jpg would have done fine though... *grumble*

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:51 PM
    Smirnoff Ads

    Neat Smirnoff campaign ads, some NSFW lower down on the page (right after the garden gnomes). Pretty funny stuff.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:19 AM
    December 05, 2006
    100th What the Duck Strip Celebration

    A new favorite cartoon of mine is What The Duck, humor for photographers. Today is The 100th What the Duck Comic Strip and the author, Aaron Johnson is having a bit of a celebration, with links, guest cartoonists (love the Australian one), and Q&A. Check out the link for more info.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:54 AM
    Content System Comparison

    Web ferret extroirdinaire Darren pointed me to a link of Content Management Systems I Would Or Wouldn’t Fuck. Title pretty much says it all.... my CMS Of choice is sadly in the "wouldn't" category:


    Looks like it used to be a lot of fun when it was younger; now it just sort of lays there and doesn’t do much. Takes forever to refresh. Spends most of its time changing in and out of different outfits.

    Thanks for the early morning laugh dude. Now I have to investigate all the ones in the "would" category.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:51 AM
    December 04, 2006
    Funny Firefox Ad

    Cute Firefox ad on YouTube with some good animation.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:04 PM
    November 29, 2006
    PS3 Vs Wii On the Onion

    Another great article from the Onion, this time on PlayStation 3 vs. Nintendo Wii.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:57 PM
    Wii Superfan

    Great video of a guy who is a nintendo superfan. "Hopped up on demeral and haven't slept in 5 days".

    Wow.

    Thanks for the pointer Darren.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:03 PM
    November 23, 2006
    RL DND

    Now these are some hardcore D&D nerds.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:38 PM
    D&D Sex Advice

    Sex Advice from a Dungeons and Dragons Player at Dethroner. Pretty much all that's needing to be said I think. Grabbed from reddit again.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
    November 20, 2006
    Computer Language Quotes

    Title says it all: Quotes about Computer Languages. Found via reddit.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:22 PM
    November 15, 2006
    OMG! Kitties!!!11!

    More pictures of cats with cute captions. Some old, some new, all cute.

    Here are some politicial ones along the same lines. And an explanation of the whole phenomenon of "IM IN UR <noun> <verb>ING UR <noun>" thing.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:57 PM
    Star Wars Virgin Report

    No, not that sort of virgin. Contrary to reports, not all Star Wars fans are virgins, or so my friends tell me. Someone who hasn't watched any Star Wars movie ever watches all in narrative order and reports. Must amusing.

    I would have to watch 14 straight hours of Star Wars all night Friday into early Saturday. With my social calendar predictably empty, I decided now would be the time to give up what so many people already have over the last 30 years.
    ...
    With an extra large coffee in hand, I settled in for Episode I: The Phantom Menace. For someone who has never seen a Star Wars movie, it would be easy to criticize them — and Episode I makes it especially easy.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:33 AM
    Dissapproving Rabbits

    Disapproving Rabbits has a very simple concept, pictures of rabbits with disapproving looks on their faces. Similar to cats in sinks.com, but with rabbits and no sinks.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:31 AM
    Self Love to End Conflict

    That's basically the idea behind Masturbate for Peace.com. Great bumper sticker slogans too. Kinda NSFW, but not really.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:26 AM
    November 12, 2006
    World Flags Redone

    What if you had some designers go at world flags? You'd get something like World Flags Remade.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:29 PM
    November 10, 2006
    Best of Craigslist

    Some of Best of Craigslist is great, some is just awesome. Take for example Dear cat: Don't disturb blinds when I'm watching porn. Simply brilliant.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:07 PM
    November 09, 2006
    Office Space Recut

    I love this.... "Office Space" Recut. Scenes from the movie Office Space recut to make it look like a totally different movie. I've seen this before with The Shining (going the other way though).

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:32 PM
    Rules for Platonic Relationships

    I've filed this under "funny", but really, I wish I could have given some of these rules to people I've known in the past. The Guidelines for Platonic Friendship has a lot of decent points that can save a lot of confusion for poor guys (and potentially girls as well). IE:

    2. No sleepovers. I think of all women who sleep in bed with me as potential sex partners. I spend all my free time trying to coax women in, so if you get in there, I can’t help but think you want some. If you or I need a place to crash sometime, then we should employ a couch. The breaking of this rule is punishable by instant sex.

    Hit the site for 15 more gems.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:02 PM
    People React to K-Fed's Concert

    (Note: IE only video :( ). Found on Perez Hilton.com a funny video of people being interviewed outside of K-Fed (Britney Spears' Ex for anyone not tapped into the Hollywood buzz like I am) concert. Not sure if this was the concert that they only sold 300 of the 1500 seats and then delayed starting for 3 hours or not, but they do mention that they were giving away tickets. This deflated my "why are you complaining about how he's the worst performer ever when you went to his concert!?!" argument.

    I love celebrity break / melt downs :)

    Update: this goes well with the interview with KFed showing him talking about how great their relationship is, then getting an SMS telling him about the divorce.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:40 AM
    +5 Cuteness

    Man I love cute overload. The captions they have are so right on. Way funnier if you have the slightest knowledge of role playing games :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:27 AM
    November 08, 2006
    New EULA for Vista (Humor)

    My buddy Jay from $work-- pointed me to the latest Vista EULA which is quite amusing (and a joke (I hope)):


    Windows DRM: You may not use this system to remove DRM protection from Microsoft-provided media. "Removing DRM" is defined as stripping out protection, reverse-engineering code, using third-party circumvention software, installing non-DRM versions of DRM media, refusing to purchase our media in the first place, or reading Boing Boing.

    Read the full thing here.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:20 AM
    November 07, 2006
    Calvin and Hobbes - The Untold Story

    Video from robot chicken on what really happened with Calvin and Hobbes. Very amusing.

    Via Digg.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:35 AM
    Quote of the Day

    "What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad. "

    Hehehehehe

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:29 AM
    Grand Theft Mario

    Bwahahahahaha - Grand Theft Mario.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:24 AM
    Comment On Voting

    This t-shirt says a lot about the big US vote today (note: BSG reference, nothing political).

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:01 AM
    November 06, 2006
    Peace Through Pork

    Peace Through Pork explores how world peace can be achieved by not denying oneself of the lushes crunchy goodness that is bacon (Dead Like Me reference: "triple crispy").


    The core element of "Peace Through Pork" is the offering of delicious, fried, cured, pig flesh to passers by. This is done in front of a banner proclaiming the event in english, arabic and hebrew. The desired result of this situation is to provoke individuals to approach a representative and inquire about either the theory of "Peace Through Pork" or express an interest in eating some bacon.

    This is similar to the idea that Howard Stern had about sending drugs, pornography, alcohol and strippers to the radical states as it seems like a lot less of a good idea to blow up the western world while you're mellowing out on some bud, a beer or three, and have "Angie" shaking her bootie in front of your face :)

    Hit the original boingboing story.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:25 PM
    New Math

    Another from the "oldie but goodie" file come some New Breakthroughs in Mathematics.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:21 PM
    Gong Show Popsicle Twins Act

    Apparently this awful, smutty, discusting act of two young innocent girls enjoying a couple of Popsicles got the Gong Show thrown off the air.

    Do not watch this insane act of depravity. No, really, don't click the link!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:27 PM
    November 02, 2006
    Moscow Traffic Jams

    Now, now this is pretty insane. Check out these pictures of Moscow Traffic. Glad I only have to deal with 3 lanes of traffic each way.....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:20 PM
    Roadblocks aren't for Dumb Drivers

    Video clearly illustrating what happens when you go on autopilot while driving near automatic roadblocks. Heheheh.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:37 AM
    Hilarious NSFW Videos from Mike O'Connell

    Sent over again by my main security dude Dana is the website of Mike O'Connell. Hit the Theater link and then watch the videos, first one has an hilarious and completely not safe for work music video. They have a very similar feel to the comedy as 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:20 AM
    October 30, 2006
    Pets In Costume

    Pets in Tights - lots of pics of dogs dressed up in silly costumes by their owners, all in one place. Also another collection here on CuteOverload.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:17 AM
    October 27, 2006
    Six Word Stories About Programming Languages

    Hilarious page with Six Word Stories about Programming Languages.... well, funny for programmers anyway :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:32 PM
    Kung-Fu vs. Yoga

    Great video of 2 Kung-Fu guys going after a Yoga guy. Entitled simply: KungFu vs. Yoga.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:38 PM
    Brokeback Galactica

    Oh noes! Someone has done something really wrong with Brokeback Galactica. Guess it's a Battlestar Galactica sorta day.....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:35 AM
    28 Man Laws

    So what Rules do men have to live by? Here are 28 Man Laws:

    It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".(e) When she is using her teeth.

    Many others there too (well, 27 more anyway :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:01 AM
    October 26, 2006
    Quotes Database (A Nicer Bash.org)

    Or rather, Kwotes. Hilarious and similar to Bash.org.

    The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

    Hit the site for more.

    Ah, it is bash.org, or at least, their database. From the frontpage:

    First off, Bash.org sucks... but not their content. They're privately moderated, and not OpenSource, that's not cool. Kwotes is the complete opposite, and excels in more ways than one over Bash.org. It's free and OpenSource, publicly moderated, and 100 times more functional. This site uses Kwotes for those reasons. This database is basically the Bash.org database. Every quote on it (virtually) was taken from the bash.org website.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:50 PM
    October 25, 2006
    Battlestar Galactica The Song

    Super cool.... a Battlestar Galactica music video. Hard to describe, just go watch.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:12 PM
    October 24, 2006
    CD's and Electricity

    A new take on CD Zapping.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:45 PM
    October 20, 2006
    Sentient Meat

    Sentient Meat

    They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:47 PM
    October 19, 2006
    Images of Really Bad Ideas

    How many of these just look like really bad ideas? (via digg).

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
    October 18, 2006
    John Hudgman Reading

    Darren pointed me to this very funny (I'm told) reading by John Hodgman at Codys San Francisco. This is the PC guy from the Apple ads and includes musical accompaniment. From the first 2 minutes it's definitely a must see :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:50 AM
    October 17, 2006
    What To Do If Your ISP is Down

    A list of the Top 46 Things To Do When Your ISP Is Down.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
    Cat Pics

    Darren threw me a collection of cat pics with titles.... that about says it all. Most funny and most cute.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:52 AM
    October 13, 2006
    Don't Do Witchcraft....

    "Don't do Witchcraft.... do your homework!

    I love Chick tracts...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:07 PM
    Goalie Having a Bad Day

    The definition of an oops.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:19 AM
    October 12, 2006
    Ceiling Cat

    Without comment I present this image thanks to my buddy Brian.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:24 PM
    Best PopUp With Motion

    No idea what "Motion Wave" is, but they have a really cool popup ad. You'll have to allow it with your pop up blocker, and make sure you have your browser set to allow window resizing (the pop up with change size). Very cool and interesting use. Course, if it just popped up on me without being directed to it through internet buzz, it'd be closed right quick :) Also has sound.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:51 AM
    Bigger is Better?

    Not to be outdone by sponsored research from Microsoft coming to the conclusion that Microsoft is better/faster/more productive and uses less calories, Apple has recommended that 30" monitors increase worker productivity compared to 17" or 19" monitors. Todd Weiss writes about it here.

    You don't think that it's a coincidence that Apple has some 30" displays? No, couldn't be.

    As an aside I checked out an Apple 30" display in the local Apple store last weekend. Gads the thing was massive, I felt like I'd have to sit on the other side of the room to not have to move my head looking at it. Still a bit pricey for my pocketbook (unless of course you use Scoble Finances, which involves just putting big expensive things on your credit card... :)

    Apple/Mac , Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:43 AM
    October 06, 2006
    Moose Chases Conservation Officer

    Most of the time, man overrides nature. Every once and a while, nature gets it's own.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:45 AM
    October 04, 2006
    Anti-DRM Ad

    A good video for Anti-DRM.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:47 AM
    October 02, 2006
    Lame Superman Comicbook Covers

    A collection of really stupid Superman comic book covers.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:19 PM
    September 29, 2006
    Web 2.0 Drinking Game

    Title should say it all.... The Web 2.0 Drinking Game.


    Flickr
    Take a drink for every 10 photos you have uploaded.
    Take a drink for every embarrassing photo of yourself you wish you could remove from your friends' pages.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:11 PM
    September 28, 2006
    A Letter From Son to Father

    This joke was passed on to me from my buddy Rob F. Probably an old one, still funny though. Hit the read more link to see it....

    Letter To A Dad

    A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad."
    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

    "Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you
    would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion.

    Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone.

    We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love, your son,
    John.

    P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:32 PM
    Top 10 Wierd Al Videos

    Links to videos of someone's list of the Top 10 Weird Al Videos.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:23 AM
    Two Guys Get an Ass-Whoopin'

    Holy ass-whoopin' batman! Great video of a guy whoopin' two guys asses after one of them smacks his girlfriend. Wowza. Reason #1,854 to not randomly hit women with their boyfriends..... :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:51 AM
    September 27, 2006
    Signs You're a Grown-Up

    This is funny and scary.... actually, hugely depressing. Don't read about how Sadly, You've Grown Up.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:59 PM
    September 18, 2006
    New Wierd Al Song - "White and Nerdy"

    Friggin' hilarious, Dana pointed me to Wierd Al's latest song - White And Nerdy (video on youtube).

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:28 AM
    September 15, 2006
    Great Animation

    A fantastically funny animation entitled In the rough.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:34 PM
    September 12, 2006
    What The Duck Site

    Yay! The photographer-targeted online comic strip What The Duck now has it's own site at WhattheDuck.net. Whohooo!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:59 PM
    September 07, 2006
    Austin Mini + Ski Slope + Crazy Brits = Fun!

    Top Gear does the mini ski jump. Pretty funny, I may have to start watching that show more.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:43 AM
    September 01, 2006
    "The Talk" With Your Son

    Funny as hell talk on Masturbation Etiquette. You need to sign in to watch as it's not for underage eyes and ears (nothing nasty visually... just a lot of innuendo though :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:41 PM
    August 31, 2006
    Amazing Explanations for ESP Experiment

    I'm constantly amazed at people who believe insanely crazy explanations when they don't understand something. I admit that when I first saw this "ESP" page ages ago, I was amazed as well. However, I wasn't spouting off about parallell universes or alien devices or the untamed power of the mind....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:30 AM
    August 29, 2006
    Rules for Canon DSLR Owners

    An amusing view/rant in the DPReview forums on the different classes of EOS DSLR users.


    30D users -
    [...]
    The correct attitude for owners of the 20D is one of reserved sympathy.

    Probably more amuinsg for anyone whose wandered through the newbie filled forums on dpreview for any amount of time.

    As a pentax user I have to look down my nose at everyone else of course....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:10 PM
    BASH War On Terror

    The War on Terror (tm)(c)(r) as seen from the BASH shell. Bwahahahaahaha!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 AM
    August 25, 2006
    Pluto Worth 1000 Photoshop Contest

    Some great entries from the Pluto Worth1000 photoshop contest.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:25 AM
    August 21, 2006
    Learning from History - The Trojan Horse

    Funny video on learning from history via the Trojan Horse. Amusing watch.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:14 PM
    August 18, 2006
    Funny Videos of People Hurting Themselves

    Title pretty much says it all.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:06 PM
    The iTank

    Saw this over from Digg.... the iTank... a cast aluminum case for your iPod. Not exactly elegant, but for people like my brother in law, who works on an excavator and is always having phones/mp3 players/etc broken due to the fact he's working on, well, an excavator, this is perfect.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:03 AM
    August 16, 2006
    Silly User Stories

    Greg posted an amusing little ditty entitled Our customers are dumb, part 9000000000.... it brought much amusement to my department :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:13 PM
    Cactus or One Finger Salute

    Amusing story about neighbors, and ones solution to bitching about view obstruction.

    Yes, it's a slow news day :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:57 AM
    August 11, 2006
    Angry German Kid

    Another phenomenon I was completely unaware of until just now.... Angry german kid. See also the Angry German Kid vs. Numa Numa Kid mashup. Fred, or anyone who knows german, any translation as to what the guy is ranting about?

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:47 AM
    August 10, 2006
    Another Office Prank

    Passed on at work.... extra cardboard needed for this one.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:28 AM
    August 09, 2006
    What The Duck - A Comic for Photographers

    Again probably the last to see this.... What The Duck, online comic strip about a photographer.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:21 PM
    August 08, 2006
    Star Trek Inspirational Posters

    Some great Star Trek Inspirational Posters that I'll be printing up for the office when I get home :)

    Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:33 PM
    Starcraft - The Perfect SCV Rush

    First of all, I'm not a starcraft player... I post this video of the "Perfect SCV Rush" for 3 simple reasons.


    1. The concentration of the players
    2. The branding and sponsorship on the players
    3. The insane excitement of the announcer (if only I knew what he was saying)

    Oh, there's something about taking out an opponent using only working units or something... :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:47 AM
    August 06, 2006
    Funny Vid - Mom comes in on Strip Tease

    I'm wondering how/why the video was put online, but hey, it's funny. Not Safe For Work by any means (teenage boobies), but still damn funny. Also a really good reason not to wear headphones while doing a striptease :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:19 PM
    July 31, 2006
    FSM Hatemail

    I gotta love the love that people feel for their fellow man, regardles of their race (well, maybe not race) creed (uhm.... ) sexual orientation (maybe not..) or religion. Here's some amusing hatemail that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has recieved.


    hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God's sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there's lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don't need any info, about God by u so,i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not .

    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

    [via fark]

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:22 PM
    Anti-Porn Film from 1965

    Nothing says amusing more than a 1965 Anti-Pornography Propaganda film. Some great quotes....


    • No matter who buys this material, 75 to 90% of it ends up in the hands of our children.
    • The so-called "Girly magazines"
    • Obviously calculated to stimulate the reader!
    • ... a vociperous minority in our society....

    I could go on....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:10 AM
    Mmmmm..... Midgets.....

    I'm sure everyone's seen these already on youtube or whatever, but here's a link to the page for the mac spoof commercials..... here's the networking (porn!) one.

    Mmm.... midgets......

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:56 AM
    July 26, 2006
    Fake Leopard Screenshot Contest Winners

    The Fake Leopard Screenshot Contest Winners are up. Some of the ideas winner) have some great ideas... now to see if the real thing lives up to the fake expectations :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:37 PM
    July 25, 2006
    Hard Core Gamer In the Making

    Hehehehe... all you RPG geeks will appreciate this pic of a kid whose Dad is a Hard-Core Gamer!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:30 PM
    July 24, 2006
    Next iPod Version (Spoof)

    Hehehe, someone made a great Funny Professional iPod Spoof. Introducing the iPod "Flea"! Whoho! Is this what WWDC holds for us?

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:05 AM
    July 18, 2006
    Star Wars - What We Love and Hate

    Great list of 75 Things We Love and Hate about Star Wars, via digg. Notice how all the 'great dialog' lines seem to come from the first three movies, and the 'horrible [dialog|ideas]' comes from the last (first) three? Hmm...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:40 PM
    Wife Gets Billboard

    This post is in the "funny" cateory for everyone but the Steven in question. Man cheats, wife finds out, rents billboard. Blog post here.

    Thanks Darren for the post :)

    Update: People smell bullshit.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:34 PM
    Movie Cliches

    Random list of 25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again. Not hugely great, good for a Tuesday morning diversion though.


    8. All computer keyboards or control panels have thousands of volts just underneath their surface, and their malfunctions are indicated by a puff of smoke and a cartoonish shower of sparks.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:25 AM
    July 17, 2006
    Back in Black on Harry Potter

    The ever popular Lewis Black from The Daily Show has another great (illegal, copyrighted, RIAA fodder) clip on YouTube where he rails on Harry Potter Camp.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:05 PM
    July 12, 2006
    Stephen Colbert Loses It

    After a lunchtime troll through digg's top videos I found this great clip from the daily show rightfully belongs on top. Watch to the end where Colbert just loses it in an inuendo filled report on the british royal family :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:50 PM
    English Language Education If You Are Robbed

    Based on this video I'm convinced that all english language education in Japan is done by three girls in oversized bikinis repeating the words over and over again while making odd arm motions. (via digg).

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:35 PM
    July 06, 2006
    Humor From CraigsList

    Anything entitled Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady: The fridge doesn't come with a pedigree! just has to be funny :)


    2. What part of 'buyer must pick up' in the ad was confusing to you? Yes, I have a vehicle. No, I don't want to haul your fridge all the way to East BumbleFuck on the hottest day of the year. No, I'm really really sure I don't want to do that. No, really. I'm sure.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:55 PM
    June 30, 2006
    Hacking Hotmail

    Are people really this stupid?

    Well, yea, I guess they are...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:59 PM
    June 26, 2006
    Pickle Phobia

    From the tales of the wierd comes a Maury show clip about a girl with a pickle phobia. Now that's messed up. I just wish Maury would tell these people <godfather voice>BE A MAN!</godfather voice> Seriously, these people have some fubar issues and are put on display for the ridicule of the TV audience.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:59 PM
    June 15, 2006
    Punishin Your Microsoft Devloper

    A very funny video of how MS has been innovating lately. Punish your Microsoft developer is apparently from an MS event, but as it's the first time I've seen it I figured I'd share.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:31 PM
    June 10, 2006
    Seth MacFarlane of Family Guy Speaks at Harvard

    Very funny video of Harvard Class Day Speech 2006. Via Digg.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:00 PM
    May 31, 2006
    Levels of HTML Guru-ness

    Interesting and funny look at Levels of HTML knowledge. I personally fall somewhere in between level 3 and 4. How about you? Via digg.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:04 AM
    May 29, 2006
    100 Annoying Interview Questions

    A mildly amusing list of annoying interview questions and answers.

    "Tell me 3 of your weaknesses." "I work too hard. I never ask for a big enough raise. I tend to lie when I'm asked stupid questions."

    -- Bit Brain

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:51 PM
    May 26, 2006
    The Internet is for Porn

    I might be the last one on this bandwagon (again), but the internet is for porn song (and it's various other versions) are just hilarious. Now I'm going to be singing this all day!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:03 PM
    Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips

    Probably hugely illegal, but there is a site with all calvin and hobbes comic strips. Gotta love that tiger :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:47 PM
    May 23, 2006
    Thoughts on Advertising

    Found this amusing post on Planet Gnome, brings out the side of me jaded by advertising :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:07 PM
    May 11, 2006
    Re-Programming Road Signs

    Ever wondered what it'd be like to reprogram those street signs beside the road? Well, this guy did. Amusing :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:24 PM
    The Show... Jokes for Nerds

    I have no idea what the show with zefrank is, but it's pretty funny.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:02 AM
    May 03, 2006
    Homemade Animal Costumes

    Homemade Animal Costume images. Almost guarenteed to be the most bizarre thing you see today.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:44 PM
    April 24, 2006
    White Men Can't Rap

    Darren pointed me to a page called White Men Cant Rap where...

    I think we've found that man. Step aside Jay Z, move on Eminem we are proud to present the real prophet of rhymes.

    About half the video is the guy explaining things, after that it's sheet white rapper glory!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:11 PM
    April 18, 2006
    Smart Car.... "Upgrade"

    As my buddy Boone says, it's not often you see someone upgrade their car by putting a motorbike in. Sadly not the best res for the video, still neat to watch though.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:51 AM
    April 12, 2006
    Cute Captions I'm a sucker for cuteness, so I had to post the CuteOverload Caption Me! page. An extension of Cute Overload, it's basically cute pictures with cute captions (provided by you, the reader). All web 2.0 ish as well.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:29 AM
    April 10, 2006
    Think Your Phone Bill is Bad?

    ... if you do, check out the Reg story on Yahaya Wahab, who got a �126 trillion phone bill. I'm pretty sure there is a decimal place carried somewhere.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:05 PM
    If 24 Was Real Cute little cartoon of If "24" was Real (where "24" refers to the Fox TV show which I enjoy).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:52 PM
    April 04, 2006
    Escalator Diving If I had a "dumbass" category this would be the top of the list. Buzz Patrol has the revelation that Escalator diving isn't a smart activity. Not for the weak of stomach, or to be viewed while or just before eating, some blood shown at the end.

    Argument #18 for natural selection....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:52 PM
    March 19, 2006
    How Your Computer Works Finally revealed, exactly how your computer works. Thanks Robert!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:19 PM
    March 07, 2006
    Bittorrent Song I hadn't seen this before, but I have to say, the YThe Bittorrent Song is pretty funny. Waiting for a mashup of this in flash or something :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:48 AM
    Hoth 2014 Well, since Vancouver has the 2010 winter olympics it looks like planet Hoth is making a bid for the 2014 games.

    ... As far as mascots go we are partial to an intestine-trailing Tauntaun named "Gutsy" or a one-armed Wampa dubbed "Lefty".

    They have my vote!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:44 AM
    February 27, 2006
    MS IPod Video My buddy Dana pointed me to a great Microsoft IPod packaging parody video. So funny and yet so plausible....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:40 AM
    February 14, 2006
    Images and Photoshops Couple of random bits for you in image form. First of all, check out this unique approach to get sex. This is even more inventive than the "will work for sex" t-shirts. Secondly is the Worth1000 Canadian global dominance photoshop contest. Somehow this map brings a glow to my heart :) Go Canada (eh?)!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:31 AM
    February 08, 2006
    Worst Weatherman Ever Tig threw me a link to this flash video of the worst weatherman ever, quite possibly the most painful thing I've ever heard. Something to watch the next time you think you are bad at your job, you can't be worse than this guy.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:40 PM
    February 06, 2006
    Superbowl Commercials If you haven't seen them yet, google has a special page up for the Super Bowl XL Commercials. Of particulare note is the godaddy one, not for their service, but instead because it required 14 different edits to make it on the air. Man, the FCC and the scared ass broadcasters are just crazy!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:01 PM
    January 30, 2006
    31337 Star Wars Episode 3 J @ Work sent me a link to Star Wars Subbed in 1337. Very hilarious.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:21 PM
    January 24, 2006
    What Not to Crochet Well, now you know. I particularily agree with the freaky bunny suits.... what are they for I have to ask? Some sort of furry/bondage hybrid?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:07 AM
    January 16, 2006
    More Crazy Japanese Game Shows JWZ has a great wrapup of japanese tv.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:01 PM
    January 13, 2006
    Make You Happy Video Dana threw this video to me from google videos, it's Tripod performing at a Comedy Festival.... It's pretty funny, just stay with it, I was just about to ask if there was a payoff or were these guys just not bad singers when it came. Friggin' hilarious.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:56 AM
    The New Windows Vista An amusing video put up by some mac-heads regarding windows vista.... Windows Vista: First of a Kind Features?

    Note that the voice is Bill Gates' keynote :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:30 AM
    January 05, 2006
    Terry Tate, Office Linebacker A classic, yet, Terry Tate the Office Linebacker is still so watchable.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:33 AM
    January 04, 2006
    MAME Cabinet Hall of Shame When MAME cabinets are really bad they get their own website: What is this CRAP? That is of course if the site hasn't succumbed to the digg effect.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:46 PM
    The Sysadmin Song Nothing says monday after a long break than The Sysadmin Song on google video. Thanks behdad.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:47 AM
    December 20, 2005
    "Hey Crackhead..." A hilarious look at life in San Francisco, Hey Crackhead was pointed to by a podcast I was listening to today (TWIT).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:09 PM
    Original South Park Short Accordian Guy has a clip of South Park - The Spirit of Christmas. Very funny, very very full of swearing :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:23 AM
    December 19, 2005
    It Rubs the Lotion on it's Skin Ok, a bit more sick and twisted than pure "funny", but check out It puts the lotion in the basket!, a song using clips and dialog from Silence of the Lambs. Via Darren Barefoot.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:04 PM
    December 16, 2005
    Lion and Cat Cute post from the baaaaabyanimals group at livejournal. Cat doesn't look overly impressed however. What can I say, I'm a huge sucker for cute animals.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:24 PM
    December 14, 2005
    (Bleep) Christmas Interesting view of Christmas. More of a (bleep) Fox news it seems, still an excellent read though.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:11 AM
    December 07, 2005
    Funny Sign Some threats are worse than others..... funny sign from John Hanscom.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:35 AM
    December 02, 2005
    10 SysAdmin Truths So true: Top 10 System Administrator Truths.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:40 AM
    November 30, 2005
    Networking Ticket I need to get about 10,000 of these tickets printed and handed out to the zombie boxes out there.

    Update Mirrored here.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:27 PM
    November 29, 2005
    Mapping the Cat Brain Old, and yet still good (and so true), The Mapping of a Cat's Brain.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:54 AM
    November 28, 2005
    How Not to Be a PC N00b Nice list of dos and don'ts to go from a Path to PC Weenie to The Path to Pwn. How not to be a newbie with your PC including wallpaper choice, stores to go to, screen resolution, and where your tongue should and shouldn't go while browsing the web. Amusing and relatively accurate as well.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:43 AM
    November 24, 2005
    The Onion on the Sony Rootkit As expected, the Onion has commentary on the sony rootkit. Mucho funny.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:27 AM
    November 04, 2005
    Breakup Email Forgetfoo has a very funny Breakup Email.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:46 AM
    November 01, 2005
    What an Audiophile will Buy Great link on Digg on what an audiophile will buy. Wow. Almost $7,000 for a volume control? Those people are nuts.

    On an unrelated note, could someone please let me know which USB port doojigger gives me the least varience for my joystick on my dream box? :) Just because my fully configured system tops $10k CND doesn't mean anything does it?

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:55 AM
    October 13, 2005
    In Which I Discover 5ives Five things I'd ask every Supreme Court nominee if I sat on the Senate Judiciary Committee.... oh if only we could.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:57 AM
    October 12, 2005
    More Ernie and Geek Porn Finally someone other than me someone else links to the genius of Ernie Cline
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:09 PM
    October 07, 2005
    Despair for Linux Fozbaca pointed to Despair for linux, which takes Despair and gives it a linux flavor. Most amusing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:32 AM
    September 29, 2005
    Nano Mod The Uncyclopedia shows how to mod your Ipod Nano to 200gb.

    If only it were that easy...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:55 PM
    September 09, 2005
    Make Money Fast with Don Lapre LMAO at this link that my buddy Larry sent me.... Get Excited With Don Lapre! is a cute little video clip that hit the spot this morning perfectly.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:33 AM
    August 30, 2005
    Blind Date with a Crackwhore Muahahahahah Blind Date with a Crackwhore from stankervision (first link). Not for the young and innocent however...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:55 PM
    August 25, 2005
    Uhmm.... Wow. That's... uhm.... Nevok sent me a link to a Fisher-Price Royal Potty, a toilet training device for kids. Ok, that's normal enough, the thing that got me was this:
    A musical reinforcement when child first sits and a royal fanfare with each success!
    Anyone else see their kids being conditioned that if musical fanfare doesn't play after each "success" that they didn't do it properly? Will they provide a seat for adults to reverse this conditioning?

    I want to hear an example of the "fanfare" myself.... Check out the detail.... some parts include "sensor" and "deflector shield". Be sure to check out demo.

    I'm speechless. Honestly.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:40 AM
    August 20, 2005
    Blowin' Stuff Up How do you kill bored in Iraq? Well, if you're one of the guys with grenades, it's a simple answer, blow shit up! A friendly reminder just how powerful those grenades are, for those of us who have spent a lot of time in first person shooters where a grenade that doesn't hit you directly just means you need to find a health pack :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 PM
    August 09, 2005
    Where's My SysAdmin? Why You Can't Find Your System Administrator, passed on by Cuvarack. My fav has to be #17.....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:36 AM
    July 27, 2005
    How it Should Have Ended I'm just about out the door to go to work, so I haven't actually seen more than the front page of The Official How It Should Have Ended Website, but I can't wait to check it out. The endings of movies how they, well, should have ended :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:05 AM
    July 25, 2005
    A Well Behaved Tire This seems classic, but I haven't seen it before. Check out this video of a tire coming off at a nascar event.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:25 AM
    July 08, 2005
    Canadian Forces Light This is a great little movie that a friend of mine passed on, Canadian Forces Light.... eh?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:51 AM
    July 06, 2005
    Knights Vs. Zombies When was the last time you were at a SCA event and suddenly the battlefield was invaded by.... zombies??
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:44 PM
    June 21, 2005
    Office Prank Pictures Some pics of Office pranks. Some old, some new.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:35 PM
    June 15, 2005
    Gentoo Ricing Guide Fscking hilarious.... in addition to the funroll-loops site, check out this nice Gentoo Howto: Gentoo Ricing 170% guide. Lots of great tips in there.

    (Note: read all the way through before NOT attempting anything listed in there :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:35 AM
    Daily Show On Jack-O Link to a video of The Daily Show on the Michael Jackson verdict. As usual, Jon Stewart is on the mark and hilarious :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:46 AM
    June 14, 2005
    Triumph on MJ Forgetfoo has a great vid with Triumph the Insult Dog talks to the MJ fans. Hilarious as usual.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
    How to Assure No Second Date A nice write up in a blog on how to avoid a second date. Freakin' hilarious!
    6. Wow. Leave your balls alone. Seriously, holy cow. Those are your balls. You guys are sitting, maybe, three feet apart. Jesus, man. There is not a dating guidebook in the world that would even conceive of writing a chapter called "Don't Play With Your Balls (on the First Date)" because any mammal with the gift of literacy would not even consider this a "Do I or Don't I?" kind of question. Wow. There you go again.
    Good funny to wake up to on a tuesday after being awake till 2am!

    On a related note (as in, also a funny blog entry) a review of the fashion highs and lows of religious extremists is a good read. Critisism of the fashion sense of the god hates [fags|shri-lanka|pope|america|everyone-but-us] people.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:56 AM
    June 10, 2005
    Friday Smile Numa Dance always makes me smile.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:59 AM
    June 03, 2005
    Does Your Logo Look Like a Penis? .... if so, you could be in the PHALLIC LOGO AWARDS.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:28 PM
    June 02, 2005
    Dress Up Steve Jobs Joy of Tech has a great flash game where you get to dress up Steve Jobs.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:11 AM
    May 31, 2005
    HL2 Dominos Now this video over at forgetfoo looks just awesome. Someone set up a dominos course with Half Life 2... has to be seen to be believed.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:35 AM
    May 24, 2005
    Gallery of the Absurd The GOAT, Gallery Of The Absurd - via linuxart.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:30 AM
    May 19, 2005
    Joy of Tech on Episode 3 Bwahahahahaha - The Joy of Tech! on Episode 3.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:28 PM
    May 17, 2005
    Life at Skywalker Ranch A neat entry on the Skywalker Ranch. Best of all is this pic of Chewie and his posse. Via jwz.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:17 PM
    May 10, 2005
    PVP Does Star Wars This has to be the funniest strip ever.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:44 AM
    May 06, 2005
    Another Funny Episode 3 Trailer Yet another take on a dream version of Episode III. Very funny :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:31 AM
    April 28, 2005
    Funny Animal Pics Just a random collection of cute/funny Animal pictures.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:55 AM
    April 27, 2005
    Tech Support at NBC Dana sent me a link to this video of a clip from Late Night with a very funny bit about tech support :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:48 AM
    April 25, 2005
    Mario A Cappella This WMV video of an a cappella group performing some classic nintendo music is pretty cool. Thanks to Tom Wilson for sending that over.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:42 AM
    April 14, 2005
    Icon Wars Iconwars, little flash movie, very funny, thanks Dana.

    Update: Illegal mirror of Iconwars from my cache.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:01 AM
    April 12, 2005
    Sexy Covers Boing Boing links to a collection of Unintentionally sexual comic book covers. You pervs!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:23 AM
    April 11, 2005
    Things that Make you Go "Awwwwh" Brian sent me this link. Far too cute. Maximize your browser first, and there is some sound involved that adds to the cuteness.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:20 PM
    April 08, 2005
    Bike Jump Video Boone threw me this link this morning of some nutters on racing bikes doing jumps into a big foam pit. Best lines heard?

    "what do you need buddy?"
    "... ambulance...."

    Not that I like to laugh at the misfortune of others, but that's damn funny :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:19 AM
    March 30, 2005
    A Trio Of Star Wars Fan Films Dana threw me these three links to some star wars fan films:
    • One Season More - a musical with cool rendering, but (to me) only interesting for the rendering.
    • Sith Apprentice - a take off of The Apprentice, pretty funny.
    • American Jedi - Obi-Wan goes back to high school, absolutely frickin' hilarious.... "slip me your hairy wookie!" Bwahahahahahha!

    Course, nothing beats Troops....

    Thanks dude.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:19 AM
    March 15, 2005
    Too Cute John posted this pic of a moose meeting a cat. Far too cute for this early in the morning!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:15 AM
    March 02, 2005
    Superhero Motivational Posters JWZ has a link to some superhero motivational posters. I think that this is my favorite. All I can say is brilliant and a great compliment to Despair, Inc.s demotivators.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:45 AM
    February 28, 2005
    This is Why I don't own a Webcam Tig passed on a link to a NYT article which graphically explains why you should never record yourself lipsyncing in any sort of digital format.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:46 AM
    February 22, 2005
    Mr. Cranky Picks the Oscars Mr. Cranky, of whom I'm a great fan, blasts out with his Oscar Predictions 2005.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:06 PM
    February 21, 2005
    Yes, Oh Yes Please! I so want this! I need this poster sized for my office.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:58 PM
    February 18, 2005
    Microsoft Guide to 31337 Speak MS has released A parent's primer to computer slang. The question is, if your kids talk like this do you turn them into the FBI or MS for piracy and terrorism? :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:46 PM
    February 17, 2005
    The Daily Show on Fake Reporters and Indecency Ok, the episode of the Daily Show posted on Behind the Times has reconfirmed that Jon Stewart and his crew have one of the funniest shows on TV. (period).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:50 PM
    Star Wars Geeks Funny post with some pics of some supremely geeky star wars nerds. Wow. I like SW, but I'm not this bad....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 AM
    February 15, 2005
    More Silly Flash Games Dana sends over two games... one that lets you splatter monkeys all over rocks, and one to let you splatter a helicopter all over the place. Course, you can also just spank the monkey :) For the sick and twisted, you can play NHL Season Song (650k wma) hilarious. Well, hilarious and sad... I miss my hockey :~-(
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:59 AM
    February 01, 2005
    Dailly Show on Walmart Another hilarious take on Walmart from the daily show (quicktime video).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:03 PM
    January 26, 2005
    Mr. Cranky on SpongeBob's Sexuality So Mr. Cranky has weighed in on SpongeBob GayPants and the Fundamentalist Agenda, and has some things to say about the wackos (IMHO) complaining about using this childrens character to teach about acceptance of people with different sexual preferences (AKA the evil gays).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:11 PM
    January 25, 2005
    A Great Passenger Thanks to Cat5 for passing the video I Call Shotgun! over.... the story of a horse, a car, and well, just watch the video and see. I'm just glad I'm a crazy cat person and not a crazy horse person :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:27 AM
    Women Can Be So Cruel My buddy Oorgo posted this story about a woman who bankrupted her ex-boyfriends online gaming account. Hell hath no fury and all that. Course, it would have been much worse. So remember, when you break up with someone make sure you change your passwords!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:40 AM
    January 17, 2005
    Questions About Austrailia's Tourism John posted this list of questions about Austrailian tourism. While amusing (more so for people who can actually answer questions like 'Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street' :) it's also pretty similar to this one to Canadian Tourism...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:07 PM
    Turn Your Windows PC Into a Linux Box Now this is great. Scoble linked to it this morning and I'm not sure if I should be insulted (a horrific lack of knowledge about what they are talking about) or amused (the site is a parody of someone with a horrific lack of knowledge about what they are talking about). Some of the points in the flash demo are correct (linux's printer support is lacking IMHO), but for the most part it's pretty far off (pretend your filesystem is case sensitive? Huh? The linux filesystem is case sensitive!). Maybe I'll learn flash and make a similar page for how to turn your linux box into a windows system...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:25 AM
    January 13, 2005
    Scary Whale Video Well, scary if you're these kyakers that is. Thanks Darren Barefoot for the link
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:04 AM
    January 10, 2005
    Cute Cat Pic of the Day Oh my, Accordian Guy has the cutest cat picture in the world up on his site today. My GF will use this as ammunition to see if she can convince me to get another cat ;)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:01 PM
    January 04, 2005
    How to Be Evil Angie pointed to a good guide on How to be Evil, a step-by-step guide to joining the forces of evil. Friggin' hilarious. I've decided though that my fortress of evil should be located on a desert Island, as I am an evil-doer in search of a vacation!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:54 PM
    December 30, 2004
    Moon Song We Like The Moon by the Spongmonkeys. Pretty much guarenteed to be the most surreal thing you see/hear this week.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:17 AM
    December 22, 2004
    Apple Product Lifestyle An oldie but a goodie.... The Apple Product Cycle.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:38 PM
    December 21, 2004
    Nuts Building a Real Life Hobbit Hole This came by email, wasn't sure if it was spam or not, but I'll give it a plug anyway. Our Hobbit Hole.Com is a site dedicated to:
    We hope to build a Hobbit Hole. Yes, we mean a subterranean dwelling as described above. No, it will not be in Middle Earth, and no, we are not (completely) insane. We are actually quite serious about doing this.
    Hey, who wouldn't want a real life hobbit hole?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:17 PM
    December 20, 2004
    Car Confessions Car talk has their favorite confessions of stupid things people have done. An example...
    I stepped closer to the job, firmly planting my feet under the car for leverage and continued to turn. When the bolt finally gave way it stopped doing what it was supposed to do, which was to HOLD THE ENGINE IN THE CAR. The back of the engine fell on to the driveway and on my FIRMLY PLANTED FEET.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:00 PM
    Great Image Blog Caution, this site contains images that are generally Not Safe For Work, but quite hilarious (mostly). For example, Nazi Goth Asian Midgets. Thank god for the Internets.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
    December 16, 2004
    Playboy Rolling with the Times.... iPorn Glad to see that Playboy has accepted the challenge of delivering porn to the masses through new and interesting mediums and has created iBod - Portable Player Nude Photos. Via NSLog.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:51 PM
    I Love Idiots Man, I've always thought that Ann Coultier was an idiot, but this video purely demonstrates her immense knowledge of Canada, geography and politics. The phrase "we allow them to exist on the same continent" is uttered more than a few times. Some other jerk off named Tucker Carlson is also in the video, but he sounded a bit more tongue in cheek.

    Via Going Canuck.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:47 PM
    The Rubik's Cube Prank Funny pranks include turning the famous Astor Cube into a Rubik's Cube. Very cool.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:48 AM
    December 13, 2004
    MSN Toolbar Suite Preview at WinSupersite I love completely unbiased and totally accurate reporst and reviews like this one for the MSN toolbar. Some of the gems:
    Spotlight's biggest claims to fame, presumably, are its near-instant search results and support for document meta data, both of which are, again, planned features of Longhorn. But no matter. While Apple has been busy copping Windows features since Jobs returned to Apple in late 1996, the company's tiny market share ensures that very few people will benefit from Spotlight, despite Apple claims that it will deliver on desktop search a year before Microsoft ships Longhorn.

    Then, in October 2004, Google released a buggy Google Desktop Search beta just two months after the company heard about Microsoft's plans to release a beta MSN desktop search tool by the end of 2004. [...] The most notable feature of Google Desktop Search, so far, has been its widely-publicized security bugs.

    ...

    Maybe you're using the new MSN Search beta to find out information about your favorite musical group. If you search for that band's name, the first link on MSN Search will direct you to MSN Music, from which you can find out more information, or even buy music, which is kind of amazing.
    Anyone tried this? Will it use Firefox if it's the default browser? Will it search firefox browser cache? How does it deal with the security implications that google's desktop search had to deal with? None of these questions, funnily enough, are answered in the review.

    Update: After a few minutes and a download I found the answers. Sort of (sometimes it opens an IE window, sometimes it's firefox), sort of (by default it only searches email and the My Documents folders, but you can tell it to search all folders or specific locations, not sure if it'll recognize the browser cache for what it is), and kinda (see previous answer, I think that it will have the same problems with security as the google solution if you choose to search all files and folders).

    Additionally I notice it's IE toolbar looks a lot like the google toolbar for IE, and the popup blocker has a wack of msn type sites allowed by default, and it also has the ability to automatically fill in form information, including credit card info. Oh, and if this is a beta why is the version number in the 'add remove programs' set as 2.0?

    But go on, drink the kool-aid and know it's the best thing since sliced bread.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:40 PM
    December 07, 2004
    Another Take on the Half Life 2 "Stuttering Bug" This post is an absolutely hilarious take on the Stuttering Bug that is plauging some Half Life 2 players. Also some good commentary on the state of gaming forums in general :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:58 PM
    November 29, 2004
    Six Stages of Debugging Gregg posts The Six Stages Of Debugging..... so, so true, as any developer can attest to :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:04 AM
    November 12, 2004
    Dragon Illusion The Dragon Illusion is neat, and has a video showing exactly what they are talking about.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:01 PM
    November 10, 2004
    The Final Spam Solution You Might Be An Anti-Spam Kook If... is a great list of things regarding people who think that they have found the One Ultimate Final Spam Solution (well, actually the "Final Ultimate Solution to the Spam Problem" if you want to get technical. Quite amusing :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:02 PM
    November 06, 2004
    For all Your Slave Girl Costume Needs So your SO asks you what you'd like to see her in and you think, "I could tell her what I think of that gold bikini that Carrie Fisher was wearing in Jedi.... but you can't actually get those anywhere, so why bother...". Well young horndog, fear not, there are Princess Leia Slave Girl costumes available!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:43 PM
    October 28, 2004
    The Packet Song Got a link to the Peter Packet Theme on mp3 from Dana. Thanks!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:06 AM
    October 27, 2004
    Rejected iPod Themes In light of the new U2 themed iPod, NSLog pointed to some Rejected Limited Edition iPods.

    Etan also posts some of his thoughts on the newly released iTunes 4.7.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:18 PM
    Another Flash Game... Paper Toss Well crap, there goes the rest of the day. Thanks again fark :P
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:01 PM
    October 25, 2004
    Triumph Spins iFilm points to a(nother) great Triumph the insult comic visit to the 3rd debate, with results just as hilarious as you would expect. Looks like iFilm has lots of Triumph clips :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:57 PM
    LED Porn Well, this blog points to the oh-so-wrong and oh-so-not-safe-for-work page of LED Porn.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:53 AM
    Cat Tossing in 0-G I haven't seen this quicktime movie before, but thanks to boing boing I now know what it looks like to toss a cat around in 0-G. Update Link seems to be dead, anyone got an mirror?
    Update2: Here's another copy from an updated story.

    This is almost as good as this pinky video which I'm happy to say that the cat gets it's own back in the end :) Hat tip to jwz for this one.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:46 AM
    October 21, 2004
    On Web Designing... Funny link: Software is too expensive to build cheaply...: If Architects Had To Work Like Web Designers... Hilarious. Probably go this from Kasia, or not.... somewhere, I don't remember.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:53 PM
    October 20, 2004
    Monster Sunfish Wow, I don't know if I'd want to find a giant sunfish washed up on the beach. With scary picture.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:18 PM
    October 18, 2004
    eBay for Your Ghost Hunting Needs For when you have creaking steps and the sounds of dragging chains and don't have your EMF detector, check eBay for the needed tools.

    I love the internet!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:17 AM
    October 17, 2004
    Thoughts on Code Maintenance A friend of mine from an ex-work send me this quote, saying she saw it thinking of me:

    "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
    -- M. Golding

    Truer words were never spoken...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:27 PM
    New Medial Revelations About Your Weight My buddy Anthony threw me some information about some new medical revelations about exercise and health. Read on for them. Some new research on regular exercise

    Q: I've heard that cardio vascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your Heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the Life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
    Take a nap.

    Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

    A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.

    Need grain?
    Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

    A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
    Bottoms up!

    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

    A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular Exercise program?

    A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good

    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

    A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
    In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

    Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

    A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

    A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

    A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

    A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

    Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets and remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"

    Woohoo!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:16 PM
    October 10, 2004
    Funny TLC Ad My old friend Dan thew a link up to this ad which while it might be a gag, is funny in a "ha ha only serious" way, and is (IMHO, and to my sick mind) damn funny :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:46 PM
    October 07, 2004
    Addition to Rock Paper Scissors If you're bored with Rock Papers scissors best to try Rock-Paper-Scissors-Spock-Lizard. Again, link via fark....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:35 PM
    October 03, 2004
    Immature Linux Logo (Penguin) Man, I never realized how un-cute a newly-hatched penguin was!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:02 AM
    September 28, 2004
    How American Are You?! Dana threw me the How F**king American Are You? quiz. It's cute I think :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:03 AM
    September 09, 2004
    Marital Bliss? Thinking of getting married? Don't Do It- 1001 Reasons Not to Marry Her was featured on the Howard Stern show and lists the many mental, physical, monitary, and statistical reasons not to get married.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:25 PM
    August 31, 2004
    Bunnies With Things on Their Heads A page like this could keep me amused for hours on end.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:23 AM
    August 30, 2004
    Clerks Movie Quotes In honor of Kevin Smith announcing a Sequal to Clerks (scroll down a couple of stories), which he said he'd never do, and that the Jay and Silent Bob universe was over, I post a link from /. of Clerks Quotes.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:01 PM
    August 26, 2004
    Mac 'n Crack An amusing flash page on Why Macs are better than PCs. Remember, all in good fun :) Audio is Not Safe for Work by the way.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:26 PM
    August 24, 2004
    Screaming Doom 3 Guys Video Well, according to Accordion Guy these guys are playing Doom 3 and screaming in fright. You can get a link with the video here. I'm not sure I believe it, the guys seem to be hamming it up just a bit too much for the camera, and when I get scared in Doom 3 it's the "jump as something jumps at you unexpectedly" scared, not the "screaming like a little girl with her arm in a meat grinder" scared. It's amusing anyway.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:12 PM
    August 17, 2004
    Auto-Rejection for the Masses

    DarrenBarefoot points tor papernapkin.net, a rejection service. Short story is when someone asks you for your email address, you give them <anyname>@papernapkin.net, and when they email they get this to the point reply.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:03 AM
    August 11, 2004
    Bill Gates Song Thanks to Dana to pointing me to the Bill Gates took my Baby Away song :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:33 AM
    August 10, 2004
    Real Life Vs. The Internet Red vs Blue show you the difference between real life and the internet. Fscking hilarious.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:24 PM
    The Mothership is Coming! Riley Martin was on the Howard Stern show this morning and lets say he's a very... "interesting" guy. Quite convinced that the mothership is hanging out around Saturn, with pictures and drawings. Full details over at thecomingoftan.com.

    I love crazy people :) Of course, if the aliens are coming, I retract this entry.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:25 AM
    July 28, 2004
    Crazy Case Mod Contest Rich points to the Crazy Case Mod Contest: Meet the Contenders which has some pretty amazing mods.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:59 PM
    July 27, 2004
    Apple Life Cyle Humor The Apple Product Cycle is an amusing look at the typical life cycle at (go figure) apple :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:48 PM
    July 26, 2004
    Great Funny Story for a lazy Monday Afternoon Hilarious read..... The Jews vs. The Drug Dealer over on Jeremy Zawodny's blog.

    Kudos Derek.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:17 PM
    July 14, 2004
    Best Song Ever Taint.org pointed out that the complete album of the Korean artist E Pak Sa is online! Encyclopedia of Pon-Chak is a must listen, and while it's all one file (realplayer), you I have to agree that his cover of YMCA is out of this world ;)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:06 PM
    July 13, 2004
    The FCC Song Keth threw out a link to the FCC Song, which, while not worksafe at all, is fucking hilarious :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:01 PM
    A world of Hurtin' This (wmv)really makes me not want to race motorcycles :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:55 AM
    July 12, 2004
    Perfect Day (Video) Boone threw me over a link to a video depicting a "Ducati 999 Perfect Day". It's a road safety ad, but very very cool.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:32 AM
    July 06, 2004
    The Infinate Cat Project Thanks to Fred for pointing me to The Infinite Cat Project. Not what you first think, just click next cat at the top of the page....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:36 AM
    July 05, 2004
    DIY Blog Rants Boone pointed me towards a Do-It-Yourself Rant entry on Words For My Enjoyment. How long till someone sets up a generator for this?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:22 AM
    July 02, 2004
    Funny Letter to MS from Slashdot Reader Hidden in the /. story about the IE exploit being fixed is a gem of an open letter to Microsoft regarding their Security zones. A sample...
    Code. Code belong on hard drive. Code tell a C.P.U. to do stuff. You get code, you save code, you tell box to run code! O.S. do what code say, so if you get owned, is your fault cuz you tell O.S. to run code! This just fine!

    Read the rest...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:51 AM
    June 28, 2004
    LOTR in Hackerish Boing boing points to a version of LOTR called F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng . Need I say more?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:27 PM
    June 25, 2004
    Star Wars Meets Office Space Boing boing points to a Star Wars meets Office Space movie, 30meg wmv. It is absolutely hilarious. I've mirrored it locally here but be gentle please :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:47 AM
    June 24, 2004
    Amusing Drawings A coworker pointed me to toothpaste for dinner - daily drew drawings. They are very amusing, and more true to life than one might imagine.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:37 PM
    June 23, 2004
    More Great Animations Dana found a couple more great animations on the site that the MC Hawking post was on. Star Wars Gangsta Rap and Madness Apotheosis are both just fantastic.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:57 PM
    June 14, 2004
    Zealot Types Dana was nice enough to send off to me this loko at The Open Source Zealot. A quite funny examination of the different types of those "open sores" wierdos who are trying to convince people that there's something other than Windows in existance, which is impossible of course, because windows (and longhorn, which'll be out any day now) is the be-all and end-all of Operating Systems.
    The Moralist (aka The Anti-Microsoft Bigot)
    Unlike The Guru, The Moralist doesn't necessarily need to have any (supposedly) advanced technical skills. (which actually makes them more dangerous.) These fuckers acquire their zealotry through good ol' fashion fundamentalist ignorance. most of it is such spew infested bullshit, it's amazing that anything these people say is being listened to on any level.
    Hey! He's talking about me!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:48 PM
    June 11, 2004
    Politics... The Daily Show on The Memo Eten has posted a mirrored divx clip of the segment on the Daily Show where Jon Stewart examines the Ashcroft interview with the US congress. Quite hilarious. Look for the "smiling while angry" part near the end.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
    June 08, 2004
    Gentoo Users Commentary I'm not sure if it's bashing or praising users of the Gentoo distro, but 21st Century Digital Boy pointed to http://funroll-loops.org/, which seems to consist of quotes from gentoo users and a nice comparison between them and the type of person who equips their 1985 civic with a 3 foot tall spoiler.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:37 PM
    Love that Free Speech! I wasn't sure if it was better to post this under the "funny" category, the "sad/pathetic" category, or the "Funny and sad cause it's true" category. Iambe passed this on to me, the sotry of how When King George travels, liberties suffer, a nice opinion piece by John Nicols in The Capital Times.

    King George Bush's bus trip across western Wisconsin closed schools and roads, prevented residents from moving freely in their own communities, and prevented citizens from exercising their free speech rights.
    Makes you think, eh? Or at least, I hope it does.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:47 AM
    June 02, 2004
    Textbook Photoshop Contest on Fark This fark photoshop contest is like many others, but it's damn funny. It's a contest to photoshop a college textbook for a course you'd take if it was offered. Some real gems in there, including this and this. Enjoy!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:55 AM
    May 27, 2004
    Why You Don't Run Windows Luke points out some of the disadvantages of running Windows.

    As a friend of mine mentioned it is possible to get 0 errors back from ad-aware by using your computer smartly (not running IE, watching cookies, changing your security zone, not running as admin), but in my opinioin this isn't the way that most "normal" people work. They turn on the computer and use what is available, click on pop ups, click executables that come in email, and are blissfully are hosts to adware, spyware, worms and viruses. The number of worms and crap that float around support this theory :)

    Funny Stuff , Microsoft - Posted by Arcterex at 11:08 AM
    May 25, 2004
    Apple and Microsoft... Lovers vs. Whores Charles Miller over took an amusing look at Microsoft and Apple when asked by someone about buying apple. The Mac is a Harsh Mistress is funny because, well, it's true :)
    Microsoft, ladies and gentlemen, is a cheap whore. She lives on the fringes of the law, but there�s no getting rid of her because she fulfils a certain need in our society. People want what she is selling.
    [...]
    I have bought more software for my Mac than I ever did for my Windows PCs, most of it shareware. Is it really that much higher quality? Or am I buying her presents?
    Great post :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:22 AM
    May 18, 2004
    Best WalMart Revenge Ever The Wal-Mart Story is old but good, and shows what one can do when properly motivated (or fired) from walmart. Fantastically funny, though not recommended for recreation.
    I need to make it absolutely clear that for legal reasons, neither Joe Peacock nor Mentally Incontinent can recommend that anyone ever reenact the following descriptions of my actions If anyone chooses to take it upon themselves to reenact the following plan, we cannot be held liable for the outcome. (We do, however, heartily endorse them if you do them. We won�t accept responsibility for your actions, but we WILL send you some awesome greeting cards and pat you on the back once you are released from jail.)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:29 PM
    May 06, 2004
    Happy Tree Friends is Wacked The Happy Tree Friend flash video is probably the most wacked thing I've seen in a while. If you like it, there are lots here and here. Thanks Dana and Oneiros!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:11 AM
    May 05, 2004
    Tax Dollars at Work Thanks Cat5 for sending along a nice look at our tax dollars at work.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 PM
    May 04, 2004
    RedHat from IRC The history of RedHat as an IRC log. via Neurobashing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:23 PM
    May 03, 2004
    Anti-Porn I'm sure sure if this is a parody or just a very screwed up message, but it's on the "ProjectGod" website, so who knows. It's a very odd anti-porn film which was pointed out by boing boing blog.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:20 PM
    April 30, 2004
    Gun Safety DEA Style DEA Agent Shoots Self During Gun Safety Class . Title pretty much says it all. Thanks to Boone for the link and the laugh. Bwahahahahahaha!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:49 PM
    April 28, 2004
    Best Trilogy Ever? One Trilogy to Rule Them All is a great one from pointlesswasteoftime.com, examining which is the greatest trilogy ever (of star wars, lord of the rings, or the matrix movies). An example of can be found in his in depth and honest examination of the special effects from the various movies:
    No complaints. The rubber Neo dummy the good guys use to distract the gang of Agent Smiths in Reloaded is rendered in meticulous detail.
    :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:36 PM
    Fox Viewers on Canada Dan pointed out something that gave me a huge laugh this morning. It's more of the fallout from Fox news commentator taking exception to comments from a Canadian newspaper, and the backlash it created from Fox "News" viewers, who wrote into the Canadian paper to show them just how they felt. I've seen stuff on this before, but never saw the letters themselves. They are hilarious. Truely showing... well, I won't go on lest Bill O'Reilly get pissed off at me :) The link has some of the backstory as well. Well worth the read!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:51 AM
    April 26, 2004
    Rejected NHL Hockey Rules Some rejected NHL rule changes for you hockey fans.
    2 minute penalty for racial slur.
    REASON NOT CHANGED:
    To many penalties would delay the game.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:24 AM
    April 25, 2004
    Kids Art Critiqued Ever want to tell someone's kid just how good their drawing really is? This guy did. Of course, he's probably going to hell, but it was amusing for the rest of us :) There's a lot of other amusing stuff on the main site. My only surprise is that I didn't discover this sooner!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:51 PM
    April 20, 2004
    In Depth "Axe Effect" Experiment Dave has a nice personal and detailed account of Davezilla - Come for the clean humor; stay for the filthy comments >The Axe Effect and his experiments with it. Funny read :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:02 AM
    April 19, 2004
    The Men Club Commandments The Men Commandments are oh so right. As someone who has had long conversations with Foz and Engel about the Man Club, this is just hilarious.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:19 PM
    April 07, 2004
    Office vs. OO.o Interoperability Mark has a good post about how Openoffice.org works better with Microsoft than MS Office does. It's funny cause it's true of course. I especially like his conclusions at the end :) Glad he's enjoying his job!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:24 AM
    April 06, 2004
    Monkey Vs. Tiger Video This video curtesy of my coworker. Two tiger cubs, one monkey, whawt could possibly happen?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:38 PM
    March 29, 2004
    Raising Humans For Birds My Human, My Slave is a book written by parrots, for parrots. A great new training book to teach you everything you need to know about living with humans. Including the details of bite aversion therapy, and how and when to apply it.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:48 PM
    March 18, 2004
    Safe Voting? Texas Safe Voting has been making the rounds... footage of the review of the e-voting machines, with some real gems picked out: allowing voting twice (or letting it go to court), machines that can add, and tallys that don't match (and people are ok with this) are some highlights. Go Technology!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:08 PM
    Caught On Tape I'm going to put this video in the "funny" section, simply because I love seeing polititians backpeddle and get caught in their own lies. Go Rummy! Kudos to Etan for the find.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:31 AM
    March 13, 2004
    Black Balls Flash Game Chris points out yet another horribly addictive game. I didn't find it as much fun as the last one, but it's got the potential for goodness.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:12 AM
    March 12, 2004
    Old Cell Numbers Derek points to a great piece on what happens when you get a famous persons old phone number. Great read.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:12 AM
    March 10, 2004
    Political Cartoons Found some amusing stuff in The Cartoons of Clay Bennett. Political cartoons from the US, but funny/scary/funny-cause-it's-true regardless.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:11 AM
    March 05, 2004
    Spirit and Opportunity Weblogs on LiveJournal Eclecticism has a pointer to eclecticism >the real story from Mars, a pair of livejournals from the Spirit and Opportunity rovers. Funny stuff!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:33 PM
    March 01, 2004
    Letters About the Boobage Ah, I love the wacko concervatives in the US. The smoking gun has a nice collection of letters to the FCC about the Janet Jackson Boobage "incident". It notes that most of the email flooded in not on the day of the boob viewing, but later on after concervative groups started screaming for their nipples to be drawn, quartered and put on a pike in town square that the letters came in. Some asking for the singers' (and all news media) imprisonment.

    Ah, gotta love it. Read a few of the letters and you'll see everything from an analysis of the nipple decoration and why it's not something that's worn every day to likening the viewing of a nipple to the end of days. One letter linked above notes that "just a few years ago the word homosexual was an outrage (it was?), and now half the country wants to sanction gay marriage", then matches this up with a nipple today, everyone walking around naked tomorrow. Isn't this the "slippery slope" argument that the fundamentalists are always talking about? Or is that the lefties? Or both? It's a pretty flawed argument anyway. I think that this guy should really take a look at what else is on TV before getting up in an outrage over something he probably only heard about after the fact (my guess). Luckily there are voices of reason in there too: "send [me] the money/resources & I will give it to some poor children who won't be able to eat tonight."

    Erhm... so yea, read the funny letters. Thanks Fark.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:47 PM
    February 26, 2004
    New Productivity Virus on the Net Damn you SilverStr!

    Remember the Warthog vid called "Warthog Jump: A Halo Physics Experiment" where they were showing a bug in the physics in the game Halo? Throw some nades under the vehicle and watch it launch. Was a well done video at the time (in case you haven't seen it)

    Well, now there is a flash version you can play yourself. It just sucked me in for a good 30 minutes. Unfortunately... I can't get past level 30.

    30 levels in 30 minutes. How about you?

    About the same here, can't get past level 30...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:49 PM
    February 25, 2004
    Pingu Part 2 I got the link to Pinguin-Weitschlagen ;-) from the gentoo-user list, and damn it's fun. It's the original bat the penguin for distance with a twist. The sort of twist that helps sysadmins relax :)

    Page two is interesting as well, a music video (of sorts) in a foreign language (spanish perhaps?), but it's catchy.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:06 PM
    February 24, 2004
    Microsoft on Linux Interesting interview with Martin Taylor, the MS platform manager (as seen on slashdot). My favorite part of the interview was this:
    Security is one of those workloads where Linux is getting traction, partly because we don't have a firewall appliance offering today. We have technologies, but we don't have a lockdown, hardened firewall that we can put in.
    I think I speak for myself when I say that the reason Linux is getting traction in security technologies is that it's proven itself to be stable and secure, whereas Microsoft's track record for security and stability are horrible. That is why I think that Linux is making tracks in the security space.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:56 PM
    Henry Earl Fan Site Henry Earl , a man who has a fan site, a song, and his realtime arrest stats indicate that he's already been in jail for 47 days this year already. Thanks again $othercoder for the link.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:21 PM
    Web Designers Rant Craiglist has a great post on web designers and their customers, which is well worth the read (by adults anyway). Via my favorite spamassassin author at taint.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:36 PM
    February 23, 2004
    Aircraft / Tower Conversations Very funny Airplane / Tower Conversations. For example:
    There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down."Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."
    Thanks Dave for the list!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:55 AM
    February 22, 2004
    SCO Image Thanks to Oneiros for passing this page from groklaw off to me. A sign? (in more ways than one :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:40 AM
    February 20, 2004
    Viagra Prank The Viagra Prank: Ordering Viagra Online, Then Taking It In Church. I think that says about all. Very funny write up on uhmm... ordering viagra online, and taking it in church :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:23 AM
    February 19, 2004
    Cat Training How to Toilet-Train Your Cat, a link for my friend DJ, who was wondering (but most likely will never see this page :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:55 AM
    February 16, 2004
    Deep Thoughts on Gay Marriage Probably a bit too political, but why not. Some thoughts on gay marriage, which seems to be getting a lot of debate lately for whatever reason. I think gay marriage is legal here in Canada now, or soon will be, though I'm not sure. I do remember some folks from south of here complaining that Canada was a haven for evil, with legalized pot and gay marriage and all that.

    Anyway, for the above link I have to say that #8 is my favorite:

    8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:59 PM
    February 13, 2004
    Daily Show on The Prez Lisa Rein points to quicktime captures of the Daily Shows take on Mr. Bush and his nationwide TV interview. Most amusing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:21 PM
    Thank you Tide Just a flood of funny stuff out there this morning. Please read more for a letter passed on from my buddy Jason. It's from a middle-aged housewife to the Tide detergant company.

    Dear Tide:
    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!

    In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stains out using a bargain detergent, but they just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!

    I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

    Signed,
    A relieved menopausal wife

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:59 AM
    MS Source Code Leak and LOTR Someone on /. has found a great connection to LOTR and the source code leak through this post. Great stuff!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:43 AM
    Mishaps on the Shopping Channel ContractPeon posted a link to a great video of a shopping channel pitch for a katana (mpeg). It has to been seen to be believed :)

    (link via J-walk) [Hi. Im Black!]

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:38 AM
    February 12, 2004
    New Firefox Features Tain.org has some notes on new features in Mozilla Firefox. This link for Silverstr.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:38 AM
    February 11, 2004
    An Ode to Internet Users I found this beauty in the midst of a FARK.com comment thingy regarding the "released 6 months after it was discovered" microsoft IE patch. Read on for a great post by pomposity...
    Somebody just might listen to this:

    I hate you.

    I hate you because you use Outlook Express.

    I hate you because you open "those virus attachments" and make the internet suck just a little bit more for the rest of us.

    I hate you because you think you're protected because of that "Norton thingie" in the system tray, even though it cannot catch new viruses.

    I hate you for not using a firewall.

    I hate you for using Internet Explorer and getting infected with spyware.

    I hate you because right now your computer is being used to flood the internet with spam, because that virus gave control of your computer to a spammer.

    I hate you because you don't care.

    I hate you because you pirated that software that secretly contained a trojan.

    I hate you because you don't password your computer. (NEWS FLASH: if you don't use a password, half of the hacker's work is already done.)

    I hate you because you don't realize that as soon as somebody breaks in to your computer, you no longer own it.

    I hate you because you farking purchased a Windows computer and didn't farking bother to secure it.

    I hate you because anybody with sufficient time, money, and workers could take over your computers and cripple networks with flooding.

    I hate you.

    This has been brought to you by the "If you're not going to play any games buy an Apple because it's actually secure by default; and if you already own Windows turn your effing firewall on and get a Mozilla or Opera product instead of using Internet Explorer and Outlook Express (although you can use IE occaisionally if the site doesn't work) and then you should get Spybot Search & Destroy, install it, update it, and remove the spyware on your computer" coalition.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:35 AM
    February 09, 2004
    2004 is 20 Years Too Late SOS: Students for an Orwellian Society is hilarious (it's funny cause it's true). A look at the current state of affairs in the world through the slightly tinted mirror of George Orwell's 1984.
    War Is Peace
  • Oceania (commonly called the US and Britain) is at war with Afghanistan Iraq. Oceania has always been at war with Afghanistan Iraq.
    [...]
    Freedom Is Slavery
  • The Anti-Terrorism Act ensures US citizens' freedom by ensuring the FBI's ability to examine their activities.
  • There are also some great posters and other tidbits. Take it as a parody or a political view, or an unpatriotic view that should be reported to the ministry of justice immediately, whatever turns your crank.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:54 PM
    February 03, 2004
    Why Your Blog Must Die Somewhat serious, somewhat tongue in cheek, Why your Movable Type blog must die is a good article on kuro5hin.org about how the blog-plosion is another sad and stupid fad in the sad continuing tale of the Internet.

    I have to agree a bit. I had my own 'blog' 8 years ago when it was just something for me to write my stuff in and my only readers were my parents and the only reason they read was to see if I was going to be around on the weekend to come by for dinner. Nowadays it's the latest fad, everyone has one, people are pushing them as some sort of innovative way to do office communications, social networking blah blah blah blah.

    I have no doubt that blogs will continue on in some form or another just as diarys and ships logs have for years and years now, but I do think that the current trackback, moblog, blogroll craziness will die out in a while when people realize that (as the article says) "All your blogs talk about the same crap".

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:56 AM
    January 27, 2004
    101 Dumbest Business Ideas 21st Century Digital Boy points out Business 2.0's list of the Best of the Worst. The list includes such fond memories as webcamguy and the XFL.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:06 PM
    Top 10 ROTK Nominations Slashdot commentor AtariAmarok has this great list of the top 10 nominations for Return of the King.... (read on for the list, or click on the above link). 10. Biggest scifi/fantasy genre movie WITHOUT a character that looks like the Oscar statue (Bye, C-3PO!)
    9. Best performance by mountain beacons
    8. Biggest elephants
    7. Best Evil Lighthouse in any movie in all of 2003.
    6. The National Cherry Tomato Board would like to make sure that John Noble is nominated for best actor for his work as Denethor.
    5. "Most Costumed Geeks in Theatre since Star Trek 6"
    4. Best use of recycled pointed ears left over from collapsed "Star Trek" franchise.
    3 rings for the elven kings
    2. Best title ripped off from that of 3rd "Star Wars" film.
    1. Those cheesy green ghosts didn't get nominated for "Eddie Murphy Haunted Mansion". Let's nominate them for their ROTK cameo instead.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:29 AM
    January 14, 2004
    Outside the Inbox Spam Inspired Songs Today's Penny Arcade pointed me to Outside the Inbox (as well as it's own amusing commentary on spam).
    Outside the Inbox is a compilation of songs inspired by and titled after the subject lines of mass-email (spam).
    I've only listened to one song so far, but I look forward to listening to the rest!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:49 AM
    January 12, 2004
    The Art of Fark DarrenBarefoot has written up a nice little essay on Deconstructing Fark PhotoShop Contests. Some nice notes in there for you who are new to the whole scene, and don't want to make some hugely embarassing mistake.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:05 PM
    January 10, 2004
    Pepsi Addict Wow, this guy really needs to join pepsiaholics anonymous or something. Brought to you through RealLifeComics.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:35 AM
    January 08, 2004
    Windows Cartoon Joy of Tech has a different look at windows security. Of course, you could easily substitute the RIAA or the american government into the cartoon without losing anything :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:04 AM
    January 07, 2004
    Kitty Attitude Test I'm going to have to give the Kitty Attitude Test to my cats.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:54 PM
    December 29, 2003
    Latest Porn Scam Spam This is funny stuff. According to this article, the latest scam is to blackmail (by email) someone into paying you or else they'll put pornography on your work computer.

    I can assure you that the thread of fark has a laugh or three in it. Some of my favorites:

    • " So, basically, now there's a way to get porn on your computer by NOT paying for it?"
    • " Please save the images to C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop
      Thanks!"
    • "I won't be able to send them the money until I get the guys in Nigeria paid off."
    • "yeah, what's the catch?"
    Hey, I laughed!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:35 PM
    December 27, 2003
    New Demotivators Oh happy day, the new 2004 Demotivator Calendar from Despair Inc. is here!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:02 PM
    December 25, 2003
    Horrible Plastic Surgery Another one from Yahoo!. This one is showing the before and after of famous celebs and the Awful Plastic Surgery they go through. Never before have so many good looking people been turned into wierd freaks except in hollywood.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:38 PM
    December 19, 2003
    Santa Toss A flash game, Santa Toss. Thanks tig.

    Instructions:
    Click once to get the elves running. Click again (when you think you should) to start pulling down the catapult. Release the mouse when you want to fling santa.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:12 AM
    December 12, 2003
    Tha Shizzolator Ask Snoop will help you translate a web page as only he can do. Thanks raskal.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:49 AM
    December 09, 2003
    Animals and Wide Angle Lenses What do you get if you combine animals and a wide angle lense? Probably a collection of images like this. It's just a directory listing, no gallery, but if you look through you'll find some gems like this or this (currently my wallpaper at work). Thanks again foot_note for his combination of web ferretting and addiction to animal pictures :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:26 AM
    Horribly Cute This very cute picture from my buddy foot_note. I wonder if it's a comment on MS hardware?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:03 AM
    December 06, 2003
    IIS Hall of Shame The Windows Webserver Hall of Shame contains some lovely screenshots of IISs (in)famous stability, reliability, and performance.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:22 AM
    December 02, 2003
    Management Lessons Some funny stuff from my buddy Jason:

    MANAGEMENT COURSE...

    Lesson One:

    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle &asked him, "Can I also sit like you &do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Management Lesson?
    "To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up."

    Read on for more....


    Lesson Two:

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

    Management Lesson?
    "BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."


    Lesson Three:

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Management Lesson?
    1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
    3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:01 PM
    December 01, 2003
    What To Do with Your Illegal MP3s So you have some downloaded evil, anti-american and completely unpatriotic MP3s that you are feeling guilty about. You want to comply with the RIAAs rules, but how? Send Them Back! deals with just this burning question.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:26 AM
    November 28, 2003
    Apple Gamer Switch Ad Another Apple switch parody from RedvsBlue.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:50 PM
    November 27, 2003
    Nerd Test Hmm..... 956 points puts me in the "Possibility of coolness" section. WTF?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:55 PM
    November 26, 2003
    Rejections from RateMyKitten.com I was uploading a picture or two of my kids^wcats to RateMyKitten.com (great time waster) and noticed the note about why your kitten picture might be rejected. Quite funny.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:22 PM
    November 25, 2003
    Open Letters and a New Reality Series Dear Mr. Trump.

    Just because NBC's new reality show isn't a Law and Order spin off doesn't mean it's "radically different." In fact, it's a spin off of some of the worst TV I've avoided this decade. Though I'm sure the fact that the show features you has nothing to do with your opinion.

    Love, Alan


    Dear TV Producers and Executives from the major networks,

    Please stop creating reality shows. They are over done. You have had reality shows, reality shows that were parodies of reality shows, fake reality shows, fake reality shows the second season, fake reality shows that are aired twice in a row with the schmoe's commentary in a transparent attempt to bleed it for all it's got, rip offs of reality shows, and reality shows that require subtitles and still suck.

    Please stop. We the people of north america can't take anymore. Saying that "the market is driving this" doesn't cut it when you give the market nothing to watch but shitty reality shows. Complaining about how people are pirating other TV shows that don't suck via p2p networks shows you have no clue.

    Please stop and let reality television go down as a footnote on the stupidity of mankind at the start of the decade in some future history book. Please.

    Love, Alan

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:48 PM
    November 23, 2003
    Dumbest Anti-Spam Idea Ever I'm not sure if this is funny or sad, but check this out. It appears that someone thinks that you should all have an email address that has your postal code (or PIN #, matched to postal code, held by a commisioners office). I'm sure that would work. Really. Link from this fark discussion.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:03 PM
    November 04, 2003
    MS Fan Site An article in siliconvalley.com asks if the Microsoft User Network is a joke or not. Apparently it's not. It's a less hidden version of astroturfing I guess. Last time I checked though, "fan sites" felt a little bit more honest and real, and didn't look like they were organized by the company they are a fan of.

    The Unofficial Bill Gates Fan Network is particularily amusing though. Their photo gallery is strangely missing this picture though. Strange.

    I'm shaking my head, I still can't get it. There are similar things in the open source world, but they seem to be far more tounge in cheek. To each their own though I guess...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:03 AM
    October 27, 2003
    How to Tell if You've Grown Up 25 signs you've "grown up" makes me realize just how much I wish I hadn't :) My favorite is of course:
    18. You realize that you will never have as many dogs or cats in your life that you want.

    More stuff here.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:11 PM
    October 24, 2003
    Sucking Up to Microsoft Marc has a funny post on how to suck up to Microsoft.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:34 AM
    October 20, 2003
    Cartoons For a Monday A couple of things that made me laugh my ass off this morning. The first is of course, our own userfriendly (to explain a bit further you have to read at least this previous strip from the current storyline). The next (and I know it's blasphemy) is todays Penny Arcade.

    Working with a bunch of mac-heads just drives this one home for me :) Well, that and waiting in eager anticipation of the new 15" powerbook which is coming any day now, yup, it's ordered, requests have gone through... honest, it's coming.... really soon now....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:03 AM
    October 17, 2003
    Microsoft Advice on Music Services This Q&A Choosing a Digital Music Service for Windows Users has to be the funniest thing I've read all day. Basically MS dude is bashing iTunes and AAC because "windows users like choice" and goes on to say that (basically) it's crap because it doesn't play WMA, because WMA is the best because it's on WIndows Media Player 9, and it's the best.

    Hmm.... first of all, he's incorrect on a couple of counts. iTunes will play mp3 and AAC files from anywhere that happens to distribute them in that form. Right now there aren't any (?) music stores using AAC except for the iTunes music store, but there are some dealing with MP3. iTunes doesn't play WMA, Microsoft's propriatory music format, it plays AAC, Apple's propriatory music format. Big shock.

    Big shock, Microsoft is advocating a music format that only plays in their propriatory music player (WMP9) (or devices that have licensed the technology from them) and not Apple and their propriatory music player (iTunes).

    Personally I wish that iTunes would support other music formats, .ogg specifically, but if they want to throw WMA in there as well, so be it. Heck, anything that'd put .ogg support onto the iPod would make me happy.

    That said, personally I look forward to competition. Competition is good. Right now the iTunes music store is the only "real" music store out there (no, eMusic and mp3.com aren't real because I can't find Johnny Cash or U2 on them). If a bunch more services start up along with the bad of getting DRM more firmly embedded (I don't like the idea of DRM personally), we'll get cheaper prices, more interesting features, and companies trying to give more reasons for using their service.

    Maybe this would help force the music industry to change the way they do things, and stop (or at least slow down) screwing the artists.

    I wonder how long before Microsoft goes into the online music store business. MS and the RIAA, working together. Sounds like hell to me. If it took Apple to get the record industry to see what would happen with selling online music, I wonder what MS could do?

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:57 PM
    October 14, 2003
    A CDR Collection Wow, I'm sure that this consists of all legal backups. I thought I had lots of burned CDs with a spool or two. Wow, this guy is my new king.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 AM
    October 12, 2003
    Where Did Mario Go? A funny cartoon curtesy of Foot_Note.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:23 PM
    October 10, 2003
    Protect Your Computer A great tale of a guy who protected his computer and it's data with concrete.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:09 PM
    A Linux User Reviews Windows I'm not sure if this article is humor or not, but it is funny, but true, in a funny way. A windows-free for 5 years linux user reviewed his first experience using Windows XP. People seem to see linux in a "second class citizen" light, but this review turns things around. Some of it is a bit off, but for the most part accurate. IE: no middle mouse button to paste (though I think if you download software you can set it up), no productivity software included, etc...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:23 AM
    October 03, 2003
    Demon Raisers I have to thank cruel.com for pointing me to darkpaganism's livejournal, it really lightened my mood at 45 minutes to going home time on a friday.
    I was what many people would consider a magical prodigy. I was summoning demons to visible apparition before I was out of elementary school. It killed at least two before I managed to figure out how to bind it.
    Strangely enough, this magical guy spends most of his time updating his livejournal with "you are...." quizzes.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:12 PM
    October 01, 2003
    Bill Gates Song The Bill Gates Must Die song (3.5meg mp3)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:06 PM
    September 25, 2003
    Funny Cartoon A funny cartoon from the new yorker, posted in a /. discussion on the whole SCO thing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:17 PM
    September 24, 2003
    About Anime Nerds Some funny stuff about the sort of people who wish they were Japanese entitled Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you Japanese. From a thread on fark about train molesters. Most amusing. I'm sure a couple of the anime nerds here will find it funny at least :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:45 PM
    September 14, 2003
    Stupid People I'm really wondering how stupid people really are. Long ago I posted a story entitled How to Kill MSN Messanger, all about how to stop messanger from loading on boot, and if you run outlook express, or IE, or pretty much anything. Somehow some people started posting to get passwords for hotmail accounts. And them more, and more and more and more. I get one or two every few days, and I just wonder if anyone reads anymore.

    The last one, from "Lord BlueKnight" says "i dont know if this is a hoax or not". Erhm.... where is the hoax? The story clearly states "... how to prevent it from loading automatically". Not completely clear maybe, but they obviously didn't follow the link.

    *sigh*

    I wonder if there are a bunch of @msn, @hotmail and @aol peole just sitting waiting anxiously for someone to send them hotmail email addresses.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:48 PM
    September 12, 2003
    Extreme PC Makeovers Wow, these systems are pretty extreme. My favorite is the shiny aluminum one.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:47 AM
    September 07, 2003
    Lost and Found Bits Some random lost and found bits (mostly linux/unix related) including some howtos, funny images, etc. Basically an online version of what we all have somewhere, be it physically or digitally.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:20 AM
    September 05, 2003
    Rules To Live By Channel Rules, expressed as only Bart can. Thanks (again) foot_note!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:43 AM
    September 04, 2003
    Acts of Gord - The Comic How cool is this... Acts of Gord (a great site in itself) has an online comic for it! Very nifty.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
    September 03, 2003
    Complaints about Entertainment Some random bitches and complaints about things from tv and movies can be found here.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:17 AM
    September 01, 2003
    Women = Evil Finally, proof for what I've long suspected!

    (Just kidding, it's a joke ok?)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:16 PM
    August 29, 2003
    Why Accordion Guy is Called "Stagett" A great story from Accordion Guy's archive is that of the time he played a stagette. Great stuff.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:26 PM
    Banner Ads We'd Like to See Yup, some of these Banner Ads We'd Like To See are more truth than fiction.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:24 PM
    Nasty Stories From Fast Food Joints Fark asks the question What's the worst thing that ever happened to you at a fast-food restaurant? Some quite discusting, disturbing, and funny as hell responses, in true fark style. Not for the weak stomached.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:04 AM
    Dealing with Corporations Derek has a great story about dealing with mis-placed calls from a loan collection agency. I don't hold out hope that things will get fixed for him tomorrow, but it's a great story!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:36 AM
    August 27, 2003
    Remix of the Free Software Song jwz notes that there is now another remix of the famous RMS free software song. He also has a link to an earlier techno version.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:54 PM
    Paul Was Replaced Apparently Paul Really is dead and has been replaced with a lookalike. Everyone got their tinfoil hats on? Good.... please turn the page....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:46 PM
    August 25, 2003
    Slogans You Want to See Raskal found some great billboard slogans that you know should exist. Thanks dude!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:09 AM
    August 22, 2003
    Weapons of Mass Destruction The Game 'Yes, we have no weapons of mass destruction' game! is fantastic and fun! Via bree.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:03 PM
    August 21, 2003
    All About Porkins The All New Porkins Home Page has everything you could ever want to know about Jek Porkins, the silent star of Star Wars IV, A New Hope. Actually it has far more than is possible for someone, however famous, with that little time onscreen :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:29 PM
    August 20, 2003
    SWAT Hand Signals [fark] The unconventional guide to SWAT hand signals. I'll have to look for more of these in the movies :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:15 AM
    August 18, 2003
    Warning Puns Ahead So many bad puns and so little time. Thanks to eclecticism (how the hell do you pronounce that?) for these.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:05 PM
    August 15, 2003
    The BOFH of the Tattoo World This Disgruntled Asian Tattoo Artist sounds like a real BOFH. Hilarious story, linked to from the comments on this story on littleyellowdifferent.com, a hilarious blog. Hit some of the other links in the LYD story, lots of good stuff there as well.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:32 PM
    August 12, 2003
    Funnies Some funny and random stuff from graham fisk.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:24 PM
    August 08, 2003
    Worst Car of the Millennium What is the Worst Car of the Millennium? Thanks Foot_Note for the answer!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:24 PM
    Perl Vs. Python Accordion Guy has some good flamewar tinder but my favorite part is the Star Wars Perl vs Python parody. If I had time and talent I'd re-write it from the opposite view, being the perl bitch I am :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:05 AM
    August 06, 2003
    Evil Dialog Boxes Ian writes: "I did this parody of unclear communication - as often found in Windows alert boxes and the like. I wondered if your site visitors might want to have a giggle at it. I was reminded of it when I was reading that font dialog letter.

    http://www.trepanning.tv/immigration/pillar.htm

    Love the ufies site."

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:18 PM
    August 05, 2003
    Interesting Ad This video is most likely not safe for work, but interesting looking nonetheless. "Satisfaction" never sounded looked so good! Thanks Silverstr.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:05 AM
    Newspaper Ad A funny newspaper ad for a programming job thrown via BSpudd. My favorite part: "Smokers are welcome and will be introduced to the ancient art of keel-hauling".
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:08 AM
    July 31, 2003
    Post Technical Support Disorder For questions 1-9 Post Technical Support Disorder Test I answered "yes". Be afraid. (Thanks Boone!)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:38 PM
    July 30, 2003
    Best Resume Intro Ever. Saw this in a sig and I just had to follow the link. Will Code for Climbing Gear tells a story I can definately relate to... having the skills, a bit of extra time, and the need for more gear. Well, I can't relate to that now, but I could, once.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:31 PM
    July 29, 2003
    On Font Add... A hilarious letter to MS from Anil Dash regarding the font add dialog box. Have to agree with him here. Of course, you can also (IIRC) just drag fonts into the fonts folder, but still. I wonder if progman.exe is still hiding in the bowles of XP somewhere :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:01 AM
    July 24, 2003
    Kill Clippy DIE Clippy! is incrediably satisfying (flash).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:30 PM
    July 22, 2003
    Yoda In Ireland 104 pictures of Yodas travels to Ireland. Funny. Via Darren Barefoot.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:15 PM
    How to pick up a redhead Great advice from e2, How to pick up hot red headed chicks. The bonus with this Howto is they actually give good advice on the actual words, instead of something generic, like "say something interesting to her." Interesting advice for geeks everywhere :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:23 AM
    July 21, 2003
    Evolution of IT The Evolution of IT has a monkey picture at the top of the page. That should say it all :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:34 AM
    Forklift Safety In this wmv movie, Klaus illustrates forklift safety. In german. Long, but worth it. Thanks BSpudd!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:39 AM
    July 18, 2003
    Backup Solutions The history of the historic quote: "Never underestimate the bandwidth...."
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:29 PM
    July 17, 2003
    Beer Warnings Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
    1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)
    2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an ass hole.
    4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends leave.
    5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
    6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
    7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
    9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
    10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
    11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
    12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
    13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
    14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
    Thanks Brian!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:51 PM
    July 14, 2003
    PvP Goodness A random PvPOnline cartoon for all ya'lls amusement can be found here, with an amusing observation on men vs women and gaming, all bundled up together nicely.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:11 PM
    July 11, 2003
    Tanning This image is just far too cute.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:08 AM
    Men Can't Take Messages From a site that claims to be about geeks (good), guitars (very good) and guinness (nirvana!) comes a great post on Why Men Should Not Take Messages ...

    Found via the same blog (next post) comes this video which really has to be seen to be understood. Very safe for work, very amusing, and originally found by Scoble apparently. I don't see the post in reference, but hey, Scoble is a cool guy with a neat blog, even if he is a Microserf :)

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:49 AM
    July 08, 2003
    PC Primer A bit late now, but if you're interested in becoming Politically Correct, you should have a read of this primer which will answer such questions as:
    Q: I AM A WHITE MALE. CAN I STILL BE PC?
    Sure. You just have to feel very guilty.
    and many more
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
    Republican vs Democrat Illiad has a good post up up Aspectus.com entitled Republican vs Democrat. Take the test and see what side you are on? Personally I'm both and neither, at the same time (and do think that ATM fees are too high dammit!)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:06 AM
    July 03, 2003
    Joke of the Day This one is from a coworker of mine:

    16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It leads to more honest communications.
    3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
    5. It encourages car pooling.
    6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    8. It makes fellow employees look better.
    9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
    13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
    14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break...
    15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
    16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.
      Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:08 AM
    June 28, 2003
    Lan Party Humor Lan party types.
    The Audiophile: He claims he forgot his headphones, but we all know he won�t play without his sub-woofer. Characteristics: Every sound in every game can be heard from his direction louder than anyone�s headphones will allow.
    and many more...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:59 PM
    June 27, 2003
    Real Life Far Side The Something Awful photoshop friday is all about recreating far side cartoons in real life.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:14 PM
    Great Computer Quotes Joel on Software has a nice list of computer quotes in his forum. Funny stuff. Also see my own personal .sig collection.

    My faves from JOS so far are:

    Vim: it's like software that's 95% easter eggs

    Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 AM
    June 22, 2003
    American Apology Shirt Oh come on, you know you want the American Apology Shirt. Thanks Jeremy.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:48 AM
    June 20, 2003
    Dogs Changing a Light Bulb Read more for an amusing joke that was forwarded to me titled: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever:
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

    Border Collie:
    Just One. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund:
    You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.

    Rottweiler:
    Make Me.

    Boxer:
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Lab:
    Oh, Me, Me!!!! PLEEEEEEZE Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
    Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEEZE, Please, Please?!?

    German Shepard:
    I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    Jack Russell Terrier:
    I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and the furniture.

    Old English Sheep Dog:
    Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb?

    Cocker Spaniel:
    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Chihuahua:
    Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

    Pointer:
    I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

    Greyhound:
    It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Shepard:
    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    Poodle:
    I'll just blow in the Border Collies ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    THE CAT:
    * Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:54 PM
    The Art of Turboing Tech Support A great article on the Art of Turboing, that is, avoiding the flucky first line tech support folks and getting to talk to someone who can actully help you with your problem.

    This is a bit different than my buddy foz's technique of calling the person on the other end of the phone a @#$@$^@#$@ and a !@#&*&&*( and then a @#$^(*&&#$#, asking if they are paid to take abuse, and asking to get forwarded to someone who is (repeat as needed, until your CDROM gets fixed).

    A good read nonetheless. Something to think of next time you need to avoid the "check your control panel and reboot" answers.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:59 AM
    June 19, 2003
    Credit Card Pranks Does your credit card signature really matter? It appears not. Great read and very funny, if for nothing but the description of his own writing/drawing talent. Link from random($foo).

    The only time I've ever heard of any problem with credit card signatures was when I was down in Yosemite many years ago and was on the phone and overheard the young guy on the phone next to me telling someone (parents? relative) how he had denied someone a purchase because he didn't belive the signature was legit. That's it. Sometimes I will jokingly ask "that close enough?" when I hand back the credit card slip, and generally get a "sure" or polite smile that one reserves for people who ride the short bus but who are on a field trip.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:11 PM
    June 18, 2003
    Where is Jesus Can you find where Jesus is? If not, you can console yourself in the store, and maybe pick up the one true thong.

    Yes, I know I'm going to hell for this...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
    June 17, 2003
    Reason #4,815 for owning a Hummer Right under "cause it's cool" and "I can mount a machine gun in the roof for rush hour traffic" as reasons to own a hummer, you can add "Useful for chasing and running over robbers who just ripped off your store".
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:22 PM
    Ask Gollum Ask Gollum allows you to email in your questions to Gollum and him reply in mp3 format for your (and my) listening pleasure. Thanks again foot_note!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:36 AM
    June 16, 2003
    Lame Pick up Lines Some really really bad Pick-up Lines, sure to not get you a date.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:08 PM
    June 12, 2003
    Exploding CDs Take a CD, a dremel, accellerate CD to high speeds, and see what happens!

    Thanks LIMOS!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
    June 11, 2003
    Clean Jokes Skillin Clean Jokes... a collection of funny images and movies.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:35 PM
    A-List Bloggers A hilarious Guide to A-List Bloggers via benhammersley.com
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:21 PM
    Men and Directions A great contrib from my buddy LIMOS who send me this mpeg which clearly explains why, in this modern day and age, men don't ask for directions.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 AM
    June 09, 2003
    Signs for Dogs A great sign somewhere in N. Vancouver. Thanks to Boone for the find.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:31 PM
    Star Trek Red Shirts An analysis of Red Shirt Deaths shows that there is a 47% mortality rate of red shirts! All the more reason to get a promotion from starfleet however.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:56 PM
    Heidi and Jenna to Pose for Playboy Wow, who didn't see this coming? Apparently Playboy is accelerating their production process to get the "tasteful nudity" pictorial on the streets in less than 90 days from the photo session.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:41 PM
    June 05, 2003
    Ah, the Joy of Trolling In the spirit of baiting.org comes i-mockery.com and some hilarious IM logs entitled INTERNET PERVERTS EXPOSED!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:00 AM
    June 04, 2003
    The Parlor The Parlor is a hilarious file from the Chrysler Million Dollar Film Festival. The gist of the film is group of people interacting in real life, but talking just like they were in an IRC chat session. Absolutely hilarious, well worth the watch. Free reg required of course. Very similar idea to BMW Films.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:03 PM
    SCO vs Linux Simplified Tig passed on this simple explanation of the SCO vs Linux debate. Daisy Duke as Linux... yummy....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:08 PM
    June 02, 2003
    Firey Melons Wow, I don't think that this guy will ever be able to say "momma didn't raise no fool". Thanks stupid evil bastard.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:43 PM
    May 30, 2003
    Nigerian Email Conference Oh if only the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference was real we'd know where to target the ICBMs..... The funniest part of it all I think is the $995 registration fee..... to a conference about ripping people off. Thanks for the great laugh Jeremy! Some more of this humor can be found here.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:33 AM
    May 27, 2003
    Climbing Quotes More Climbing Quotes gathered on the Net. Thanks Brad!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:31 PM
    Climbing Humor In seeing the QTVR that I just posted I went to search for a nice Mt. Everest wallpaper and found some good climbing humor. I know Brad will enjoy these :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
    May 26, 2003
    Cat Video A must have for any cat lovers, kitten lovers, and anyone with a funny bone. This video is a collection of kittens and cats doing cute and amusing things. Via $otherprogrammer at $newjob. Enjoy!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:19 PM
    May 23, 2003
    Joke of the Day

    They call it an Irish joke, but it's not really IMHO. Don't read if you're easily offended, but if you're not, it's quite amusing. Read more for the joke....

    LOVE THE IRISH
    " Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
    "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?"
    "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
    reputation."
    "Tell me, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
    tell me now.
    Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say."
    "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
    "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?"
    "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
    "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration.
    "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that.
    But you've sinned, and you must atone..
    You cannot attend church for three months.
    Be off with you now.."
    Tommy walks back to his pew.
    His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
    "Three months vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:15 PM
    May 21, 2003
    Fark Funnies Not every fark story is worth reading for the comments, but this one is. The link is about a guy who lost his job for spending something like 60% of the time "collecting and organizing porn".... lets just say the farkers have some great things to say about this. Caution, not safe to be read by anyone who doesn't mind jokes about porn :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:44 PM
    May 16, 2003
    Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek Forwarded to me by my buddy JasonM, Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek. My favorite:
    2. The Holodeck.
    I mean, it's cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:26 PM
    May 12, 2003
    Nigerian Scam with a Twist I'm sure anyone with a "God Bless George W Bush" bumper sticker will be offended but this, but heck, I live to offend. Check this fantastic parody of your standard Nigerian scam email. Great to get a mid-day laugh!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:58 PM
    10 Things I Want in a Browser 10 Things I want in a Browser is a great post on the fuzzyblog, home of the dude who created feedster, the RSS search engine. I agree with many of his points, especially the one about bookmarks. Some of his bitches are addressed in some browsers already, but not all in one. Something to think on anyway.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:56 AM
    May 10, 2003
    Teen Lingo For future refrence, and to help anyone trying to understand kids these days (beyatch), I give you Teen Lingo. Via LittleYellowDifferent, and I'm pretty sure it's not a joke.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:32 AM
    May 08, 2003
    Random Funny Stuff Reveal your secret nickname (mine's "strangler") and much other funkiness over at Cowgrass.com
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:16 AM
    May 07, 2003
    Reasons to Avoid the Matrix Reloaded As always, some pointlesswasteoftime.com has a great feature entitled 50 Reasons to Reject the Matrix: Reloaded.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:20 PM
    May 06, 2003
    Street Signs Via Raskal comes street signs explained at somethingawful.com
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:28 PM
    iTunes Man Great parody of "Piano Man" in the /. comments entitled iTunes Man.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:06 PM
    April 30, 2003
    Hax0r Handle Generator Haxor Handle Generator. Most amusing. You may know me now as "Elite Serious"
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:24 PM
    Protection for Purchases This mpeg has been making the rounds at work. Very funny.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:14 PM
    April 29, 2003
    Russian Linux Russian Linux. Made me do a double take..... :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:11 AM
    April 28, 2003
    Real World AOL IM Convos A great photoshop contest on fark, on what a realistic AIM conversation is like.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:39 AM
    April 23, 2003
    ASR Quotes An oldie but a goodie: ASR Quotes.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:31 AM
    April 17, 2003
    Joke of the Day From cleaning out my inbox, this came from foz ages ago, sorry if it's a repost.
    The invention of the Internet has provided man with a new, powerful tool for world change and affectation, but if there is one thing I've learned, it's that mankind's greatest dream is not to solve world hunger or cure the common cold, it is to see naked chicks.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:45 PM
    April 16, 2003
    Re-Installing Windows The FuzzyBlog has a great rant on windows.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:05 PM
    April 11, 2003
    We Love the Iraqi Information Minister We Love the Iraqi Information Minister shows how information about historic events would have been altered (only slightly). The Death Star one is my favorite, followed closely by the Monty Python one.

    The other good site (I assume, it's been CNN'd) is http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ Can't wait to see what they have when they come up againl.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:51 PM
    April 08, 2003
    Stupid Security Contest Via this story on LMB is a list of the contest winners of the stupid security competition which unearthed some real gems of various countries with their heads far up their behinds in regards to post 9/11 security "issues".
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:51 PM
    April 07, 2003
    Fox News of Yesteryear Lying Media Bastards has a great link to a fark photoshop contest that asks "What if Fox News were around during other historical events"? Given my current opinion of "the media" I found it most hilarious :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:51 AM
    Computer Stupidities Some old, some new, all good, head over and read Computer Stupidities again, for the first time (or second).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:38 AM
    April 05, 2003
    Bad Way to Loose a Car Via raskal is a nifty WMV video of a car being destroyed by a minigun.

    Wow.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:01 AM
    April 04, 2003
    Photoshop Friday at SomethingAwful Some great photoshop work over at Something Awful.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:13 PM
    April 01, 2003
    Open Letter to Saddam There is a great Open Letter to Saddam Hussein on Everything2. Good read, both for humor and the "makes you think" thing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:40 PM
    Squirrel Rebles These are some Squirrel you don't want to mess with. Link via fark.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:20 PM
    Top April Fools Jokes The top april fools hoaxes. Thanks for the link foz.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:35 PM
    Fark Hax0red fark-hax0red.png Merry April.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:39 AM
    March 28, 2003
    More Drinking Games Via unix-girl.com comes lThe Gulf War Drinking Game.

    Man, that looks dangerous, you could put yourself in a coma with 15 minutes of CNN and that thing....

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:49 PM
    Mr Cranky Reviews the News Well, it's not a movie, but it's what everyone is watching these days. Therefor, Mr. Cranky has put up a review of Iraq War Coverage.
    This failure of American news coverage has its roots in the 1980s, when the corporatization of America's news media really got underway and professional worriers worried that if the process was allowed to continue, one day we wouldn't have a credible fourth estate when we really needed one. Like now.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:35 PM
    March 25, 2003
    Questions for Mr. Bush Fark has the question of what would you ask Prez W Bush, and the responses are hilarious. Not even a big flame war either, which is nice :)

    IE from Unyon:

    If the war is going to cost $75 billion, did it occur to you to offer Saddam $10 or $20 billion to leave on day 1?
    /basic economics
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:48 PM
    March 23, 2003
    Explosions NSLog() has a link to a page with some cool videos of various explosions and whatnot from chemistry class.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:26 PM
    March 21, 2003
    Caring for Your Introvert A must read for all geek-owners, Caring for Your Introvert.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:44 PM
    March 20, 2003
    New Canadian Tax Form Thanks to Cat5 for passing the new form for Canadian taxes along. This really makes that accountant I hired irrelevant now doesn't it? :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:17 AM
    Why We Are At War JWZ has a great piece called A Warmonger Explains War to a Peacenik. It was an email forward, and pointed out by Derek. Sorry for all the political stuff lately, we'll get back to some good UF geeking RSN....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:55 AM
    March 19, 2003
    "Psst Don't mention the war!" Raster web has a lighter view of world events.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:37 PM
    March 18, 2003
    How Did We Survive From my buddy Silv, a good text that is not only funny, but so very true. Read it: How Did We Survive.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:07 PM
    March 15, 2003
    Raging Platypus The Raging Platypus FAQ (via Brian Flemming's Weblog).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:35 AM
    March 14, 2003
    Porn on the P2P Networks? Holy crap! File-sharing sites allow trading of porn!!!!!!! Wow, does anyone else know this?
    The same technology used to download music from file-sharing sites makes it possible to trade pornography, tech experts testified at a Capitol Hill hearing Thursday
    Ah, polititions and people who say things like "That's what makes it [p2p file sharing in relation to porn filtering] hard to police" really amuse me. This is how "free speech" works, and how that thing called "The Internet" works. You can't police it, and that's why it works.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:38 PM
    March 13, 2003
    MS Knowledge Base Entries [fark] I know my VB programming fiends will enjoy some Microsoft Q&A from the Knowledge Base. They range from funny (In the MS Knowledge Base, "hosed" is now a valid keyword.) to stupid (Q280711: Office Installation Program Starts When You Use Camera in USB Port).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:04 AM
    March 12, 2003
    50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew 50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew, via aspectus. Good stuff, guys - take notes. Now to write the "50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew"... anyone want to contribute?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:05 PM
    March 11, 2003
    Porn Not Challenging Enough A hilarious satire (kinda) article on bbspot entitled Obtaining Porn Not Challenging Enough for Kids
    "Kids these days just don't appreciate a tough porn hunt..."
    Even more scary is how true the article is. I could go into more details, but I'm sure you'd rather me not...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:52 PM
    March 09, 2003
    Rate My Hedgehog Yea, you read that right. I don't have a lot to say about this, as I don't know what makes a hedgehog cute or not. Kittens are always cute though...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:50 PM
    March 07, 2003
    RSS Blog Search Engine Looks like FuzzyBlog has started a Blog/RSS search engine modelled after Google. It is called Roogle and seems to work :) The add feed is broken, but there is an email notice to tell you how to add your own blog to his list of searched blogs. I wonder if Google's eventual search engine (which they will have right?) will look anything like this :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:48 PM
    Waterskiing Animals I blame FootNote for pointing me to this article involving Twiggy the waterskiing squirrel. His trainer has trained a host of other animals to waterski as well though. Some people have far too much time on their hands. As a bonus you can take a minute or two to watch this mpeg. It's called "Suburban Trunk Monkey".... you go see.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:44 PM
    Canadian Humor Canada Has a Warship? Like for War? Hilarious link to a classic Satirewire article. Muchos gracias to Cthulhu for pointing this out to.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:23 PM
    March 06, 2003
    I'm a Cow As a random companion to the last post, I was pointed to I'm a cow, another flash movie.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:45 PM
    Sometimes We Miss My buddy Raskal found this beaut, showing just how hard it is to be a guy sometimes. Flash game, very amusing, see how good of a score you can get. Overheard from a girl: "Ok, I am never getting anywhere near a guys feet in the bar again!"
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 PM
    March 03, 2003
    Forbidden MSN Words Random linkage found the list of forbidden words in MSN messanger. Via MovableBlog.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:35 PM
    An Apology From Canada Horribly politically incorrect, to the Americans out there at least, but still horribly funny.... passed on to me by Cat5. Read more for the full deal. Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:

    On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

    I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

    He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

    I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

    I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

    I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

    I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

    I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

    And finally, on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

    Thank you.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:09 PM
    March 02, 2003
    (Another) Apple Switch Parody BSpudd threw this over. The video is one of the funniest things I've seen since tonight's Malcom in the Middle, and well worth the download.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:28 PM
    March 01, 2003
    Movie Cliches List of movie cliche sites:
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:51 PM
    An Alternate Atlas Horribly politically incorrect I know, but I thought it was funny :) Thanks to W for passing this over.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:20 PM
    February 28, 2003
    Max Payne Flash Animation SilverStr found a sweet Max Payne movie in his search for nifty flash stuff. MAX PAYNE 3D by Andy Torres is done in the style of the cool kung fu flash movies that were circulating a while back, and is quite well done.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:42 AM
    Tales of MoronBoss Great link to a fella's blog and his stories of dealing with MoronBoss. Most amusing....
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:31 AM
    February 25, 2003
    Who Would Buy That? Probably a repeat, but always good.... head over to Who Would Buy That? to see strange stuff you can buy online. A good candidate for this would be the giant mutant cheeto currently going for $7m (it was $631 at one point earlier).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:05 PM
    February 24, 2003
    Kitten Picture My friend Dragon passed this one over to me, and as I'm on my way to being a crazy old cat man, and am a sucker for kitten pictures, heres a shot of someone just too tired to eat.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:48 PM
    February 19, 2003
    Bush For Dummies I'm heading out for a couple of days on a business trip folks, but in the meantime, feel free to wander through Bush Speaks, which is full of un-patriotic and completely offensive to all good people of the US :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:10 PM
    Nifty 404 SilverStr threw me a link to one of the more original 404's I've seen lately. Thanks!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:51 PM
    February 18, 2003
    Punk Kittens in Flash I won't say who sent this to me, but let me say that punk kittens is the strangest thing I've seen done in flash so far this week.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:28 AM
    February 16, 2003
    Detroit Project Ads I think that JD already beat me to this scoop, but the detroit project has two great ads (realplayer format) that are just great. Know those "if you buy a bag of pot you're really supporting terrorism" ads? Same idea, different target. For cynical bastards like me, especially ones that hate the lying media bastards (and politicians, and monkeys posing as politicians...), these are top notch.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:09 PM
    February 14, 2003
    One Pissed Off Cat My bud BSpudd threw this over to me.. I'd swear they are fake, but they look real enough. Maybe I should show my cats these two pictures the next time that they shed all over the place. That being all the time, time to print them out and get them framed (the pictures, not the cats).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:43 AM
    February 12, 2003
    Jar of Rocks Joke Stay with me on this one.... read more below. Thanks to Cat5 for brightening up my otherwise horrid afternoon. Jar of Rocks

    A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

    So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

    The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff."

    "If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal."

    "Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

    But then... an engineering student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.

    The moral of this tale is: no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:31 PM
    Best Quote Ever From a slashdot discussion on the musicbrainz open music information database:
    AFAIK, the RIIA isn't opposed to you having information about the music that you own. They are just against you listening to the music that you own.
    (original credit)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:47 AM
    February 11, 2003
    Best Tech Jokes This ask slashdot, What is Your Best Tech Joke? never made it to the frontpage, though I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not yet :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:15 PM
    February 06, 2003
    Bush Asks about "Space Aliens" The leader of the free world included in his Budget speech a section entitled Where are the space aliens? Now I'm not objecting to someone saying that extraterrestrial life may exist, I've been waiting for them to bring elvis back for a few years now, but using the term space aliens sort of reduces ones credibility a bit wouldn't you say?

    Of course, if you need a distraction from that whole "war with Iraq" and "North Korea has nukes" thing, what better to use than "Space Aliens".

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:56 AM
    February 05, 2003
    The UN Talk Amidst the stress of the normal day comes a far more lighthearted look at the UN talk that US high-up Colin Powell gave this morning.

    Iraq: Failing to Disarm. The first slide alone is conclusive proof that Iraq has failed to disarm. My, Colin Powell is a handsome man. On to Baghdad!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 PM
    Free the Gnomes In the midst of the /. discussion on the Gnome2.2 release, a hilarious link to the Stop Oppressive Gardening site caught my eye. Similar to the House Elf Liberation Front (or whatever it was from Harry Potter 4), but different.

    There are sections on what to do if you see a gnome in captivity, email alerts, and an impressive liberation force. These people are I fear, a force to be reconned with.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:45 PM
    January 31, 2003
    Klingon Programming An oldie but a goodie, it's the one about the Klingon Programmer.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:22 PM
    January 30, 2003
    More State of the Onion Hilarity First up, Lying Media Bastards has a great analysis of the State of the Union speech. An excerpt:
    This entry is really, really long. For those of you with short attention spans, here is a summary:

    Bush sucks and is a liar.

    Thank you.

    Whitehouse.org has their own version of the SOTU speech.

    You see, the war goes on, and we are winning. Sure, there's no evidence of that. You just need to take my word on this one, because to give up even a shred of information would jeopardize the secrecy of our global spy satellite system which nobody outside America knows exists. (Applause.)

    Both are long but hilarious reads.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:01 PM
    January 29, 2003
    State of the Union Drinking Game It's over now, but a link for The State of the Union Address Drinking Game was posted to Fark. Apparently some folks decided to play (scroll to first post after 9pm). Kudos to Lying Media Bastards for the link(s).

    Best quote from the fark comments is: "god our president is a jackass"

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:23 PM
    January 28, 2003
    How Not to Hire a Programmer I found this employment ad reviewed via inluminent.com. All I can say is "wow", and "I certainly wouldn't want to work there. I figured my job-hunting or recently job-hunting friends would get a kick out of this one :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:21 PM
    January 27, 2003
    Joke of the Day Read below for a great joke sent to me by Fun_Pad... Are you my Son
    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life? "Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:02 AM
    January 22, 2003
    You Thought You Had it Bad Well, back in my day....

    Very funny, thanks to my buddy Shawn, fellow inmate at UCFV...

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:00 PM
    January 19, 2003
    Dog Laws Hilarious stuff.... Dog Laws, found by Firefly. My favorite has to be from under the "LIFE LESSONS LEARNED FROM A DOG" section:

    8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

    Ain't that the truth!

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:06 PM
    January 14, 2003
    Git-R-Done! There is someone up above and watching over us all, Larry the Cable guy has his own website! Larry is, for those who don't know, a comedian that was on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Ron White.

    A sample for your perusal:

    GIT-R-DONE!!!! We just got back from premiering the movie in all three test markets and I got some great pictures so let's get busy!! (What am I Arsenio all of a sudden?) After a quick trip to the Wal-Mart to get some Copenhagen Black and a bag of BBQ pork rinds for my Atkins diet (which has me backed up like Mexican toilet on taco Tuesday), I headed to Tampa to meet Jeff Foxworthy for our free showing premier of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie.

    His commentaries are also online in realplayer format.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:47 PM
    January 13, 2003
    Word Today's Ozy and Millie does seem to have particular comment on the youth (yuts?) of the modern age. Thanks to TradBrad for throwing this over to me.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:58 AM
    January 08, 2003
    New Character in Lord of the Rings A friend from college passed on this note that fans were outraged at a new character in The Return of the King.
    Wellington, New Zealand - A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character - Jar-Jaromir. The scene depicted in the trailer shows Jar-Jaromir shouting, "Gondora gonna fallsa"
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:03 PM
    January 06, 2003
    How to Write Like a Wanker Cuv pointed me to a page entitled How to Write Like a Wanker, which is most amusing. I quote:
    No matter what Flash-blinded web monkeys would have us believe, the Internet is a text-based medium: especially its major discussion forums (IRC and Usenet) where people from all over the world can interact and share information. A popular misconception about text messages on the Internet is that, to be an effective communicator and earn the respect and admiration of your peers, you must be able to write lucid prose; that your messages, articles, posts and pages must be easy to understand and pleasant to read.

    Nothing could be further from the truth.
    Read it all at the page...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:39 PM
    December 28, 2002
    Pass this on to all your friends... Another good one passed on from my school-dude-friend. Head over here and share the knowledge with all those people that send you email forwards!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:22 PM
    World Geography This was passed onto me by a friend from school.... seems scarily true. Read more for the goodies. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa,
    half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America,
    well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India,
    very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France.
    Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia,
    lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia,
    very wide and borders are unpatrolled.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia,
    with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan.
    Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq...
    ruled by a dick.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:19 AM
    December 18, 2002
    50 Reasons LOTR Sucked 50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks is another gem from PWOT, definately no to be taken seriously. IE:
    The Orcs were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its Warcraft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to sue New Line over it.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:17 PM
    New Take on Harry Potter Here is a different take on harry potter, grabbed from alt.tech-support.recovery, posted by DaZZa who stole it from another newsgroup.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:08 PM
    December 16, 2002
    What Americans Think Of Canadians [via fark] What Americans think of us is quite interesting, and very amusing.
    "Canadians are sort of a nation of Homer Simpsons."
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:29 PM
    December 11, 2002
    The Man with the Smallest ... Well, you know... The Man With The Smallest Penis. Definately not for children, definately funny.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:56 PM
    December 09, 2002
    More LOTR Funnies Another good posting on best-of-usenet with some Lord of the Rings humor.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:22 PM
    December 04, 2002
    B5 Humor The Babylon5 fans in the crowd might get a laugh out of this best-of-usenet post.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:49 AM
    December 02, 2002
    More Cats A couple of funnies below for the cat lovers out there passed on to me by Firefly. Cat Laws

    Law of Cat Inertia
    A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

    Law of Cat Motion
    A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

    Law of Cat Magnetism
    All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

    Law of Cat Thermodynamics
    Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

    Law of Cat Stretching
    A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

    Law of Cat Sleeping
    All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

    Law of Cat Elongation
    A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

    Law of Cat Obstruction
    A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

    Law of Cat Acceleration
    A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

    Law of Dinner Table Attendance
    Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

    Law of Rug Configuration
    No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

    Law of Obedience Resistance
    A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

    First Law of Energy Conservation
    Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

    Second Law of Energy Conservation
    Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

    Law of Refrigerator Observation
    If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

    Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
    Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

    Law of Random Comfort Seeking
    A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

    Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
    All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

    Law of Cat Embarrassment
    A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

    Law of Milk Consumption
    A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

    Law of Furniture Replacement
    A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

    Law of Cat Landing
    A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the midsection of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

    Law of Fluid Displacement
    A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

    Law of Cat Disinterest
    A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

    Law of Pill Rejection
    Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

    Law of Cat Composition
    A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.


    PETS' LETTERS TO GOD

    Dogs' letters to God:

    Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but hardly ever smell each other? Where are their priorities?

    Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

    Dear God, If a dog barks all night in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

    Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

    Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

    Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

    Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle from across the street!

    Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands and beg to get in?

    Dear God, Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it that thing with the carpets again?

    Dear God, Can you undo what that veterinarian did to me?!?

    Cat's letter to God:

    Dear God, Do you exist? Just curious. I don't really care.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:10 PM
    December 01, 2002
    Cats A link for the crazy old cat man inside all of us.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:27 PM
    November 26, 2002
    Boss The Movie My friend BSpudd wrote in with this:
    I figured you might get a kick out of this, if you haven't already seen it.
    http://www.yeahthemovie.de/html/yeah_boss.html
    check out boss_dancing
    Absolutely hilarious... the animators behind this are very good!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:01 PM
    Reason #23 Not To Have an Affair Especially if you happen to own a nice airplane. "Ouch" is right.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:42 AM
    November 25, 2002
    Hello Ladies This will only be funny to sickos and those familiar with usetnet, but a post on a.h.b-o-u caught my eye this morning.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:09 PM
    November 21, 2002
    Go Canada I know I risk certain death from the black helicopters, but I find this story about an aid to the Canadian Premier who called Bush "a moron".

    No offense, but if I could get myself heard to more than the faithful few I'd call bush a moron! Or worse, a monkey.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:10 PM
    Hollywood's Lord of the Rings Foz has a link to the answer of a question that has been on my mind lately.... What If Hollywood Made The Lord of the Rings?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:19 AM
    November 20, 2002
    Best ErrorDoc slashdotted-armadillo.png I found the following on a site that is being slashdotted. It's nice to know that people are starting to create custom slashdotted pages.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 07:08 PM
    November 19, 2002
    Cute kitty Cute kitten.... if you're the devil that is :) They have a gallery of other cats though, far cuter. Thanks Iambe for the link.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:38 PM
    November 16, 2002
    VI Switch Old I'm sure, but closely related to the story yesterday about the Canada switch parody ad. This time comes VI Switch, via Inluminent.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:04 PM
    November 15, 2002
    Best Parody EVER! A fantastic YAASP (yet another apple switch parody) was found over at petebevin.com's weblog... this one has a nice patriotic twist (well, for us Canajuns anyway :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 03:02 PM
    November 08, 2002
    Bushisms Related to previous story comes a daily Bushism.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:25 AM
    WWDD? Probably horribly offensive to some, but I got a laugh and a half from this alt.humor.best-of-usenet post. Personally I go by the "what would delmar do" philosophy, but that's just me :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:19 AM
    Another Switch Parody Via fozbaca.org comes a great parody of Apple's switch campaign, featuring a favorite character from the dark side. Head over and watch it.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:04 AM
    November 06, 2002
    All Hail The Prez In another blinding display (pardon the pun) of his leadership, Mr. Bush was caught with with his eyes closed, so to speak. Thanks Fred for passing this beaut on.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:59 AM
    November 05, 2002
    Thought for the Day This one TradBrad passed along, today's Ozy and Millie cartoon.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:20 AM
    November 02, 2002
    Bear in the Tree From the ever-famous IOTD comes a great friday shot of a bear cub rescue. As one guy said: "WOW. Great ornament. Can't wait to see the finished tree."
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:44 AM
    October 30, 2002
    Quotage In my travels I found some Voyager Fanfic Quotes that are amusing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:10 PM
    October 28, 2002
    Quotes from the Prez The Very Curious Language of George W. Bush. Oh wow...
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:43 PM
    October 25, 2002
    For those who have served JD threw up something for those who have been, or are in, the military.. head here to read it.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:07 AM
    October 23, 2002
    Programming is like... My buddy Brad was good enough to forward a great post from alt.humor.best-of-usenet on how programming is like sex. Read on for more...
    "Rick C"  wrote in message news:...
    > "Khorne"  wrote
    > > Tragicznego dnia Sat, 19 Oct 2002 06:06:57 GMT, someone4you@wowmail.com
    > > rozwar�[a] paszcz� i wykadzi�[a]:
    >
    > > We, programmers are not interested in sex, don't you know?
    > 
    > Bite your tongue!
    
    Actually I always thought that programming was quite similar to sex.
    The first time you do it you have no idea what you're doing. It seems
    like men think about it more than women. Doing it in a large group
    makes things far too complicated, since no person will know exactly
    where their part is supposed to fit, though some people claim that
    it'll give you better results. Doing it by yourself is what most
    students end up doing. It will take a lifetime to master it. There's
    no one right way to do it, but a number of wrong ways. People who have
    never tried it think that those of us who practice it daily are
    deviants. It's fun. It takes a lot of energy. It can keep you up late
    at night. It can make you miss classes. Do it too long and you'll go
    blind. Finally, once you get it on your mind, it's hard to concentrate
    on anything else.
    
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:05 PM
    October 22, 2002
    Sniper Tips [fark] A gem from fark, in poor taste of course, and I'm sorry for that, but it is funny/ironic: [Ironic] Tips to prevent you from being a sniper target (but exposing you to every other crime).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:38 PM
    The Turing Tarpit The One, The Only... TURING TAR PIT!

    This is the dying place of strange, unusual, and strange and unusual computer languages.

    Additional link from Cuv: The Quines List: a collection of self-replicating programs.

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:23 PM
    October 14, 2002
    Anti-Telemarketter Script [fark] Someone has gone and created a very cool (and amusing) anti-telemarketter script. I can't say I'm anxious for them to call now, but I wouldn't mind trying it out sometime!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:40 AM
    October 08, 2002
    Be Stupid for a Day From Kasia's blog: You can't expect me to be brilliant all the time.
    I think we should all do that. Everyone who can sympathize with this issue, I call on you, be stupid for a day. For what purpose? Who cares, but it should at least make you feel a bit better next time you're expected to give a brilliant answer in under 5 minutes to a question you have no time to research.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:26 PM
    October 02, 2002
    Corporate Lessons The following was sent to me by Fred, of tdiclub.com.... read on for some morning giggles. Corporate lesson 1

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

    When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.

    Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

    Moral of the story:
    If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


    Corporate lesson 2

    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealth fully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,remember psalm 129?"

    The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

    Moral of the story:
    Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!


    Corporate Lesson 3

    A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

    The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

    "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

    "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

    Moral of story:
    Always let your boss have the first say

    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:18 AM
    September 29, 2002
    Software Versioning In the linux 3.0 /. story there's a good link to: What Software Version Numbers Really Mean
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:50 AM
    September 28, 2002
    Geekiness Survey From the reg comes The BOFH Questionnaire: How Geeky Are You?
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:40 PM
    Dwarf Tossing It's not NLM, but K5 has a good introduction to a sport that I've always been interested in, Dwarf Tossing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:35 PM
    September 25, 2002
    Steve Dallas (almost) Naked! The Official Berkeley Breathed Website.... cause I love Bloom County.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:34 AM
    September 18, 2002
    Lego Building Cat5 threw me a link to "The Story of Andy L's Computer (Version Oh-One)". It seems that Andy L has a log of time on his hands :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:09 PM
    September 16, 2002
    Lego Router Harry threw me a link to a project that sounded pretty fun:
    Dunno if you'd be interested in this for Ufies, but my bored geeky brother busted into his kids toybox and built a skookum little Linux router.
    Hit the page here.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:36 AM
    September 06, 2002
    Quote of the Night Thanks to an unnamed source for this.... read below!
    In 2001, five times more money was spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Presumably, we can predict that in thirty years, there will be a huge number of people walking around with huge breasts and erections, unable to remember what to do with them.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:14 PM
    September 05, 2002
    Oh ..... my.... I have webdiva to thank for this link... well, actually it's a rejected LOTD submission, but still... Beware of the flash and other... sounds (requires sound).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:21 PM
    September 04, 2002
    Diary of an Unemployed Guy OddTodd.com has a great flash movie that pretty much illistrates my life right now, but far funnier :) Thanks for engel for the link!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 06:54 PM
    The Nimbus 2000 Just in time for the second Harry Potter movie comes a "real" life Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom. Hmm... " Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds the broom makes when on." I'm not sure if I'd want my kids to have one of these :) (via cruel.com)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:39 AM
    August 27, 2002
    Only on the 'net... I really don't have anything to say about this registe story (via fark).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:27 PM
    Features I'd love to see... ... especially the "extend deadline" one :) Webdiva passed me over a LOTD reject, but I love it, so I'll post it here!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:29 AM
    August 26, 2002
    A guide to loosing your mind Perfect timing... K5 has a good guide to loosing your mind. Take notes people!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:53 AM
    August 19, 2002
    Harry Potter and Satanism Spent some time lately going through the archives at snopes.com (the urban legends site mentioned earlier, and found this gem, which points out that "... If The Onion's parody has demonstrated anything, it's that we should be worrying about adults not being able to distinguish between fiction and reality."
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:31 PM
    August 07, 2002
    The Onion on Worldcom The latest what do you think on the onion is quite good... "What do you think about the worldcom scandal?"
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 01:55 PM
    July 23, 2002
    Jokes Couple of amusing jokes that have passed through my way in the last little while, and figured I'd share 'em with ya'll. Click on the read more.... Joke #1 (via LIMOS)

    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh my God," replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"

    Joke #2 (via Shawn)

    I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client that was also flying to Seattle with me, but she was running a bit late.

    Being the fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business, and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Chris" at me while I was with my client. He agreed.

    Ten minutes later when I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder.It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.

    He said "Hey Chris, what's happening?" I replied, "Beat it Gates! I'm in a meeting!"
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:11 PM
    July 04, 2002
    Tripping the Rift News Just got an email from Harry, a regular reader (yay! a reader!) and he passed on some big news from TrippingTheRift.com!

    Well, BIG NEWS from http://www.trippingtherift.com/

    Cin�Groupe and Film Roman to Produce SCI FI Animated Series

    The newly formed alliance of Canadian production company Cin�Groupe and animation producer Film Roman Studios has begun production on SCI FI Channel's first-ever animated series TRIPPING THE RIFT. The CG-animated series is based on the short film of the same name, with thirteen half-hour episodes slated to debut in first quarter 2003 as part of SCI FI's regular Friday primetime line-up of original series. Created by Chuck Austen and Chris Moeller, TRIPPING THE RIFT follows the adventures of The Free Enterprise, a smuggling vessel led by a purple alien called Chode who, along with his misfit shipmates, battles enemies and new obstacles in space each week.

    Pretty damn cool.
    Pretty damn cool is right.... tripping the rift (esp the high quality 200meg version) has graced my hard drive for ages now, and a new one is lfantastic news!!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:35 AM
    July 02, 2002
    Toilet or Aquarium Via ICQ from Iambe comes the Aquarium Toilet. I gotta get me one of these!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 04:08 PM
    June 30, 2002
    Resume Amusements While working on the arcter-resume this evening, I came across resumania, an archive of shall we say, "poorly worded" resume items. Also, lets not forget about the classic, this McDonalds application.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:29 PM
    June 27, 2002
    Gates Interview Robin passed this on.... an amusing FOCUS Magazine Interview with Bill Gates and the whole "Microsoft Code Has No Bugs" thing. Worth a guffaw or two.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:12 PM
    June 26, 2002
    Geek Humor Page Mike's Geek Humour Collection is worth at least a glance or three. The origin of /dev/null was particularily amusing.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 10:55 AM
    June 20, 2002
    Next from the RIAA Random funny that I found via ars, the next big thing coming from the RIAA!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:57 AM
    June 19, 2002
    Typical Male Robots Caught this this morning through staticred, it's a 30meg divx avi (works through aviplay or mplayer under linux) that is wonderfully animated and hilariously funny! He also has an earlier animation, The Geek and Loaf-fu.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:09 PM
    June 14, 2002
    Bad Blonde Joke I know it's bad, but kudos to H for passing this along. I'm allowed to post it because I used to be a blonde. Read on for more... A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

    She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

    The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

    The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?"

    "No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked.

    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:08 PM
    June 11, 2002
    Internet Pr0n and You [Via Fark] Apparently internet porn is considered cheating, according to some quack from Oprah. Wonder if all the pr0n spam I get every day is enough to get me divorced (and no, I did not sign up to them or one of their "associated sites"!).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:32 PM
    June 07, 2002
    Video Joy From Fred comes a couple of hilarious videos. The first is a flash that is great for an early morning giggle (if you get up a 11:00am that is). http://hellsgate.online.ee/~mait/fahrschule.swf

    The second is (yet another) mastercard spoof (has naught words in it though) that can be found here (it's in .asf form, so linux users will have to use mplayer or aviplay to see it).
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:31 AM
    June 06, 2002
    Not Exactly a "bug" This tail (spelling intentional) makes me really really want to secure all the sides of my computers back on!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 12:14 PM
    June 05, 2002
    Cat Quotes Had an inspiration for a search and found a decent page of cat quotes.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:06 AM
    May 08, 2002
    The MS Hate Page Hadn't seen this before, but it's got a nice collection of pics and screen shots for all your Microsoft hate needs (can anyone spot the familiar figure in there? :)
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 11:44 AM
    April 30, 2002
    The Help Desk Anthem The below was passed on to me from my good friend Fred over at TDIClub, and is a must read for anyone in tech support.

    Read on...
     (sung to the tune of "Help!", with apologies to Lennon/McCartney) 
     
     "HELP!
     My system's frozen!"
     
     "HELP!
     All my apps are closin'!"
     
     "HELP!
     You know my screen is blue!"
     
     "HEELLLLLP!"
     
     When I was younger and quite desperate for pay,
     I worked the help desk for eight hours every day.
     End users called me up to tell me what was wrong,
     And now I find, it fried my mind, I worked "the desk" too long.
     
     "Help me if you can, my system's down!
     And a reboot didn't bring it back 'round!
     Should it make that awful grinding sound?
     Help desk pleeeeeease, please help me!"
     
     And now my work has changed in oh so many ways,
     I wrangle data; I'm an MCDBA.
     But now and then the help desk sneaks into my dreams,
     I'm taking calls, I'm up the walls, I wake up with a scream.
     
     "Help me if you can my system's down!
     I read virus-laden e-mails by the pound!
     All my data's one big steaming mound!
     Help desk PLEEEEASE, PLEASE HELP ME!"
     
     When I was younger and quite desperate for pay,
     I worked the help desk for eight hours every day.
     But now I wish that I could travel back in time,
     I wouldn't cry, if only I could leave that desk behind.
     
     "Help me if you can my system's down!
     Spilled my coffee, now my hard drive's full of grounds!
     HELP DESK PLEEEEEEASE, PLEASE HELP ME!
     HELP ME!
     HELP ME! Oooooooo...."
     
     (sitar music starts up)
     
     "If you'd like to speak with a help desk representative, using your touch
    tone phone, please press number nine..."
     
     "Number nine..."
     "Number nine..."
     "Number nine..."
     "Number nine..."
     "Number nine..."
    
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 08:41 AM
    April 28, 2002
    Sign up to be a Goon I've always wanted to be a henchman, so signing up to be a goon was an easy decision. Via a text ad on k5.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 09:16 AM
    April 22, 2002
    Stupid Customer Questions This site, to an ex-tech support worker, is like a mirror back into time. Or something like that. It's funny dammit, just go look!
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 05:17 PM
    April 07, 2002
    LOTR in Lego Yup, someone's constructing scenes from the story here. Looks good. Link via ars.
    Funny Stuff - Posted by Arcterex at 02:45 PM